'Tis the End of Days.....

[rowjimmy]

... or at least their shortening....

The Earth Just Started Spinning Faster Than Ever Before And Scientists Don't Know Why | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

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[TenTea]

End of article: "nobody knows."

Yep.

 

[357ross]

There goes the extra sleeping in time...

 

[Mbell]

It happens when it happens nothing anybody can do so hold on and enjoy the ride. We all got tickets just not sure when they’re supposed to get punched

 

[Impala_Guy]

More fake news to try to keep the "Earth is round" myth going.....

 

[K. Funk]

Somehow it does not surprise me that the super geniuses failed to plan for having to reverse adjustments for time in their whizz bang technology. Wreaks of Y2K hype. I just hope it doesn't speed up so much that we all fly off.

krf

 

[CeltofMissouri]

Earth spinning a little faster doesn't bother me. Politicians seeing how much more of my money they can siphon out of my account, billfold, etc. is what I'm concerned about.

 

[Tak]

Global Warming will of course be blamed.

Because we're burning up all the coal and oil, the earth is getting lighter and losing mass, so the earth spins faster.

 

[CeltofMissouri]

In the end, I think we all know it will work out to "systemic racism, bigotry, sexism, ETC." being the root cause of all the evil plaguing Mother Earth.

aoc will do one of her famous shots in which she looks like she's terminally constipated while sobbing uncontrollably in front of an empty parking lot.

 

[Exit308]

In the end, I think we all know it will work out to "systemic racism, bigotry, sexism, ETC." being the root cause of all the evil plaguing Mother Earth.

aoc will do one of her famous shots in which she looks like she's terminally constipated while sobbing uncontrollably in front of an empty parking lot.

I just want her to show us her tits.
That's all.

 

[CTW]

I just want her to show us her tits.
That's all.

Finally a use for the little Commie trotch!!!

 

[base704]

I just want her to show us her tits.
That's all.

Yes. Please.

 

[MACV]

I just want her to show us her tits.
That's all.

She’s a life support system for a nice rack

 

[CeltofMissouri]

I just want her to show us her tits.
That's all.

When she worked in the bar you should have paid her a visit. I'm sure her tits wouldn't have been the only thing you could have seen for a bit of green.

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