Owners of house two doors down have become acquaintances. Bought the house at what thought was fair price from children of owners who both passed of old age. Did a remodel, landscaping and now have over $400,000 that highest offer thus far has been $299,000 because its a "lakeview no dock" instead of "lakefront with dock" a dock that meets code adds $150,000 around us, dock that doesn't meet code subtract cost to bring dock to code and "lakefront dock permissible" adds $50,000 to $100,000. They finished their remodel over three years ago and after a year put renters in it who after they evicted six months later had to remodel again. Decided to leave empty and wait then squatters moved in and another eviction followed by remodel.
I was doing their locksmith work for cost of materials to be a "good neighbor" after the first remodel as wife was hanging out visiting with the wife while her husband ran subcontract crews through three remodels. We now keep an eye on the house to point of having one of our cameras recording most of the front yard on DVR and I have a radio frequency alert seismic sensor as don't want squatters moving in two doors from me. We talk at least every six to eight weeks so was not a surprise to see their home number pop up on our caller I.D. about an hour ago.
They bought their daughter a 2020 Jeep Rubicon when graduated high school, who came home for the weekend. Needs to be on her way to school but has locked her keys in the Jeep. Asked me if I could unlock it and told them without a diagram and programmed fob and not going to risk doing $1,5000 damage to door lock as not familiar with these late model vehicles, don't know if best to go through front, rear doors or hatch. Also reminded them have been on medical "house arrest" for past year and don't fel up to driving a half hour each way to look at it and not even try when looked at it.
I watch lots of MotorTrend TV and all the shows like CarFix, HotRod Garage and others are always dealing with electrical issues on late model Rubicons. Asked whee their spare key was and she told me when bought the vehicle dealer wanted $200 for a second key and fob programmed. Said they found spare key on Amazon for $29 but have never had it programmed cause dealer said they only program OEM keys and just not gone to a locksmith. have seen so many folks dead in the water because battery died in fob, key or RFID chip got scrambled. Wife and I are bad about locking keys in vehicles but have AAA and just make a call then locksmith shows up at no cost usually in 20 to 30 minutes.
Suggested she call AAA but she says they don't subscribe as their insurance offers towing, tire changes and lockouts but discovered today have to meet their $250 deductible to use it. I have carried AAA for over 30 years and didn't change flat tires even before I jacked up my spine, just call AAA. Got call on job site in NC my dad had heart attack, was on way to hospital and unresponsive. I threw tools in truck, took off back toward Georgia in a hurry and panic never thinking about fuel till ran out of gas at bottom of hill on Hwy 64. Had to walk almost a mile to get a cell signal but AAA got a truck to me within minutes of getting back to my truck and they poured in ten gallons and said get to the hospital.
As complicated as new vehicles are ifs why my 1993 Dakota and 1997 Ram still sit as spares plus have a 1956 Harley with magneto that doesn't even require a battery. They have a late model vehicle with reputation for electrical issues, already been in shop for such and don't have a spare key and fob programmed??? I keep a couple spare CR2022 button batteries in my wallet just for key fobs. Have two trucks and two motorcycles if battery goes dead in fob they wont crank. Have three spare key sets for everything, wife keeps sets, I keep sets and have third set in our small upstairs vault. Saw show yesterday on Jeep Rubicons and other late model Hemi vehicles and most won't crank if battery voltage drops below ten volts under load of starter. Either keep a sharp battery or they lay down.
Told her being a certified master locksmith (took a couple years to go from locksmith to journeyman then master) and do all sort of electrical locks, pass cards and such won't try to get in my own vehicle if lock keys in. Call AAA and wait, my field locksmith kit is sitting in garage and she even offered me $1000 cash to run up to their house but not having Jeep dealer tell them tomorrow there is some $500 gizmo shorted in door and looks like hillbilly that opened it damaged it. Don't have enough sense to have a second key for teen daughters car or AAA have little sympathy. Another few years and it won't take an EMP to stop majority of cars on the road but a shortage of CR2022 button batteries.
My new truck has five ECUs on firewall under hood and two more computer modules under different trim pieces in cab. Just a low battery will likely strand it and an impulse kill it forever. Suggested she just wait for Jeep dealer to open in morning and spend $2000 for an OEM key and fob but says its too much, can't wait to hear how much an locksmith charges to do on weekend but my guess is they will just pay to have door opened, skip programming their $29 Amazon key and daughter will be in this situation some Friday night in the parking lot of a bar in Athens.
Spare key for everything we on in console of my truck and console of wife's truck so if one locks themself out and closer than AAA we can come unlock the other. All or motorcycles have two spare CR2022s after wife's bike refused to start on Blue Ridge Parkway when battery crapped out in fob. Did give me another opportunity to see if they were considering our last offer on their house that now sat without selling or rental income for over three years. Mentioned home prices are dropping as demand drops and sits much longer will new fresh paint inside and out. EMP is a one time event that might happen, daily costs in the millions of dollars to keep these new vehicles moving is going to break many households.
$90,000 Jeep that won't move for lack of a programmed key. I am already looking at aftermarket ECUs for my truck, several companies are making "unlocked", user programmable engine, transmission and other ECUs for my new truck. Thinking having under back seat may be a good idea along with having a second battery installed under the hood, has the attachment points and dealer sells/installs the kit. Soon as warranty expires swap the performance ECUs in and put the factory units under back seat for getting me home.