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Darwin strikes again (moose attacks and kills clueless dumbazz)

Will C

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https://www.ktoo.org/2024/05/21/homer-man-dies-in-moose-attack/

“Oh look, baby moose calves! Why don’t we see how close we can get?”

What could possibly go wrong? 🙄 I guess some people don’t realize that a mama moose will fxxk you up just as effectively as a mama grizzly. Some lessons from the far north are permanent, as this unfortunate Darwin award winner discovered.
 

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This is one of the most highly concentrated areas of liberals in all of Alaska. Most of them come from California. The wonderful fishing town is nothing but a cesspool of pussies and Karen’s. There sickness has migrated south down the the kenai peninsula and brought plague to kenai and soldotna for years.
 

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https://www.ktoo.org/2024/05/21/homer-man-dies-in-moose-attack/

“Oh look, baby moose calves! Why don’t we see how close we can get?”

What could possibly go wrong? 🙄 I guess some people don’t realize that a mama moose will fxxk you up just as effectively as a mama grizzly. Some lessons from the far north are permanent, as this unfortunate Darwin award winner discovered.
People are being gored/trampled by large mammals so frequently now that it's become a meme.

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Well,

At least the family enlisted the help of a reporter to write his epitaph...who better to spin the stupidity of another idiot into something positive.
 

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Yup, wasn't there another one lately that decided to live with the bears. He ended up as a nutritious meal for his efforts. Bears said it was great not having to shit fur balls
 

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Actually…. The man had reproductively viable offspring, Darwin only counts if you off yourself before you breed.

in fact by taking himself out at the “peak” of his productivity (60 years old) and his children full grown, you might say he is passing down both his genes and wealth without diminishing it therefore giving his offspring an even better chance.
 
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I hear they still smell patchouli stink and piss stained shorts on Diamond ridge above homer. The faggotree reeks with this story. Meanwhile the crabs are gone and king salmon are few but here’s 8 more stars of gold saved from the oily goo Alaskas sea life’s gone and we ain’t drilling much of nothing but poo. Fuck homer except the gear shed and the port.
 
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