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Cancel your credit card before you die...........(hilarious!)

Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.

This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.

Here is the exchange :

Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.'

Citibank: 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'

Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'

Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'

Citibank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'

Family Member: 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'

Citibank: 'Excuse me?'

Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?'

Citibank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'


Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member: 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.'

Citibank: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member: 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'

Citibank: (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'

Family Member: 'No, I'm her great nephew..' (Lawyer info was given)

Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'

Family Member: 'Sure.' (Fax number was given )


After they get the fax :

Citibank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.'

Family Member: 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.'

Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.'

(What is wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?'

Citibank: 'That might help...'

Family Member: 'Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'

Citibank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery!'

Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet???'​

 

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Having dropped it’s spoor the Kubota marks it’s territory.

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Antique nail gun (1892)

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READ the comments, this drives the loony left nuts!

Repubs finally notice the weapon used for school.shpotings

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This ain't what I signed up for....

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If it swims in the Sea and cuddles you like a Puppy, that's a Moray!

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Not my spirit animal.

Kenneth is my spirit animal

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What funny legends R.I.P.

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A text from my wife.

Well fuck. Maybe this is what's causing us to have increasing issues

Zero calorie sweetener linked to heart attack, stroke, study finds | CNN

Zero calorie sweetener linked to heart attack and stroke, study finds | CNN

A sugar replacement used in many stevia, monk-fruit, keto and other reduced-sugar products marketed for weight loss and diabetes has been linked to stroke, heart attack and early death, a new study found.

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30 of the 50 U.S. counties with the poorest mental health are in West Virginia

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Doodle art by Leopartnik

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INTERESTING if nothing else!

Montana bans transgender people from changing their id's.

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From the honest pure regular 1970's.

Lord Of That Red Bologna Ring

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Would rather ride a train than drive an electric truck, and be limited by government in freedom of locomotion.

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For anyone who does not have an aviatar and is sick of the USA supporting the Ukraine here is an appropriate aviatar.

 

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For anyone who does not have an aviatar and is sick of the USA supporting the Ukraine here is an appropriate aviatar.

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Not the people, but the politics.

 

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Tom Sizemore dead 03/03/2023

 

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Spot on!

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How to steal classified information - For Dummies

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