Old 70's saying

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sp4anahuac
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Goat ropers need love too!
Pass with care tobacco chewer!

paddyfritz
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How about scum bum from the TV edit of smokey and the bandit. I think that would be early 80's though.

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Late 1970's:

"The trouble with kids these days is they don't understand the infrastructure of the armed forces."

"That's the problem with today's young people, they've never killed anybody."

augie1
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When the going gets weird the weird turn pro

Probably older than the ‘70’s but that’s when I first heard the following:

Colder than a well digger’s ass

Hotter than Peck’s hired girl

Couldn’t hit a bull in the ass with a banjo

And my favorite:
So stupid he/she/they couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with the directions on the heel

ArtBanks
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LSMFT Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco. Or Loose Sweaters Mean Floppy Tits. I prefer the second.
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paddyfritz
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If you add LSMFT to the end of LGBTQ it confuses the hell out of them.

Matt Helm
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Not a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of

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madmanmccoy
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augie1 wrote:
Wed Jul 22, 2020 7:21 pm
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro

Probably older than the ‘70’s but that’s when I first heard the following:

Colder than a well digger’s ass

Hotter than Peck’s hired girl

Couldn’t hit a bull in the ass with a banjo

And my favorite:
So stupid he/she/they couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with the directions on the heel
" Hotter than a two-peckered Billy Goat"

" IF Brains was GAS, he couldn't power a PissAnt's Motorscooter around a BB"

" Swelled up tighter than Dick's Hatband "

Pvt.Joker
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"Ever get tha feelin' you been cheated; eh?" -Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols fame

"Shit Happens" (popular bumper sticker of the times)

"Be careful what you wish for; you might just get it"

"Never ask a question you don't want the answer to"

thumper
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(Weather report): Hotter'n' love in hayin' time.

chillypepper
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Dave's not here!

AKMStoy
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Thruxton-Texas wrote:
Wed Jul 22, 2020 5:48 pm
AKMStoy wrote:
Wed Jul 22, 2020 8:36 am
DON'T CHANGE DICKS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SCREW

Bumper stickers in support of Richard Nixon during Watergate.
At the time, you wouldn't have seen many bumper stickers with an obvious obscenity; this was more like something you would see written on the restroom wall. This sentiment was definitely Anti-Nixon. The full statement:

DON'T CHANGE DICKS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SCREW! VOTE FOR NIXON IN '72! .........James.
Lived in Northern Virginia with a neighbor working for Nixon. Plenty of bumper stickers saying it :) Passed a lot of them on beer runs to George Town :) Everywhere else too.
Cry havoc let slip the dogs of war

Barge
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Flypaper wrote:
Tue Jul 21, 2020 10:13 pm
Can you dig it?
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Barge
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It don't mean nuttin'

augie1
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madmanmccoy wrote:
Wed Jul 22, 2020 11:56 pm
augie1 wrote:
Wed Jul 22, 2020 7:21 pm
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro

Probably older than the ‘70’s but that’s when I first heard the following:

Colder than a well digger’s ass

Hotter than Peck’s hired girl

Couldn’t hit a bull in the ass with a banjo

And my favorite:
So stupid he/she/they couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with the directions on the heel
" Hotter than a two-peckered Billy Goat"

" IF Brains was GAS, he couldn't power a PissAnt's Motorscooter around a BB"

" Swelled up tighter than Dick's Hatband "
🤣🤣🤣👍

SGMBailey
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Shit fire save matches

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