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Invasion of the Body Snatchers 2020 (Chinese seeds shipped to people's homes randomly)

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2020 12:58 am
by Story
Virginia and Utah officials have advised residents not to plant unidentified, unsolicited seeds that residents have reported receiving in packets with Chinese text on them.

The Virginia Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services (VDACS) announced Friday that it "has been notified that several Virginia residents have received unsolicited packages containing seeds that appear to have originated from China."

VDACS said neither the number of people who have received the seeds nor the species of plant can yet be confirmed.

"The types of seeds in the packages are unknown at this time and may be invasive plant species. The packages were sent by mail and may have Chinese writing on them," the VDACS statement continued.

A Fox affiliate in Salt Lake City also reported this week that Utah residents have also been receiving unsolicited seed packages with Chinese writing over the past two weeks.
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watc ... marked?amp

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Re: Invasion of the Body Snatchers 2020

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:02 am
by Pogue_Mahone
I was watching the 1982 version of The Thing. When the autopsy scene came up all I could think about was thst if it was a Chinese research station instead of American that they would have tried to make soup out of that shit.

Re: Invasion of the Body Snatchers 2020

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:09 am
by Story
Pogue_Mahone wrote:
Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:02 am
I was watching the 1982 version of The Thing. When the autopsy scene came up all I could think about was thst if it was a Chinese research station instead of American that they would have tried to make soup out of that shit.
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Re: Invasion of the Body Snatchers 2020

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:13 am
by 1biggun
WTF???

Re: Invasion of the Body Snatchers 2020

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:15 am
by Story
1biggun wrote:
Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:13 am
WTF???
It's just another day in 2020, Ese.

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Re: Invasion of the Body Snatchers 2020

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:30 am
by aardq
In other words, this will be a very interesting, but not fun year! :o

Re: Invasion of the Body Snatchers 2020

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:33 am
by 1biggun
If any of this is true then there needs to be a explanation of why why shit is getting in to USA un inspected form China .

How are these residents receiving it USPS , UPS , FEDEX ?? WTF is because you have a fear and panic story with no facts .

Chinese writing dosent mean it came from China . It may have came from the local Chinease restaurant and is supposed to go on your food or maybe make your dick grow .

If something just shows up then at least say how its delivered . That picture is lame as fuck thats more than a packet . Were is a picture of the packets??? Apparently nobody and read Chinese and say what is wrote on the packets ?????

Re: Invasion of the Body Snatchers 2020

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:41 am
by Story
Please do not plant these seeds. VDACS encourages anyone who has received unsolicited seeds in the mail that appears to have Chinese origin to contact the Office of Plant Industry Services (OPIS) at 804.786.3515 or through the ReportAPest@vdacs.virginia.gov email.

Invasive species wreak havoc on the environment, displace or destroy native plants and insects and severely damage crops. Taking steps to prevent their introduction is the most effective method of reducing both the risk of invasive species infestations and the cost to control and mitigate those infestations.
https://www.vdacs.virginia.gov/press-re ... eeds.shtml

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UNSOLICITED MYSTERIOUS SEEDS SENT FROM CHINA

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:55 am
by madmanmccoy
AS IF WUHAN KUNG FLU ATTACK WASN'T ENOUGH..........


" USDA identifies some of the mysterious, unsolicited seeds after all 50 states issue warnings"
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nat ... 555404002/

Department of Agriculture & Land Stewardship state seed control official ,Robin Pruisner told Reuters seeds may be coated with something that could damage crops ,possibly insecticide or fungicide...............

“I’ve had people describe to me that the seeds are coated with something purple. I haven’t had it in my hands yet, but it sounds an awful lot like a seed treatment,” she told the outlet.

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Maybe dry run ...chi-coms guaging our response to this "seed" shipment scam, next time it's CHEM/ BIO WEAPONS in mail attack.............??????????????

Re: UNSOLICITED MYSTERIOUS SEEDS SENT FROM CHINA

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:00 am
by sigking
Buddy of mine got some. Were in a bootleg Amazon package marked jewelry. He has no idea what kind of seeds they were, and grows small gardens all the time. Called some number from FB and told him how to dispose of them.

2020 gets stranger every day.

Re: UNSOLICITED MYSTERIOUS SEEDS SENT FROM CHINA

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:01 am
by Specz
Unrestricted warfare, attack our food supply with invasive species

Re: UNSOLICITED MYSTERIOUS SEEDS SENT FROM CHINA

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:06 am
by Mudburner
AK Forum or Sniper's Hide guys said the same thing.
Except somebody thought it might be Chinese companies trying to artificially boost their "packages delivered" rate. Apparently nothing really sinister, just dodgy.

Re: UNSOLICITED MYSTERIOUS SEEDS SENT FROM CHINA

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:08 am
by hebie82
sigking wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:00 am
Buddy of mine got some. Were in an bootleg Amazon package marked jewelry. He has no idea what kind of seeds they were, and grows small gardens all the time. Called some number from FB and told him how to dispose of them.

2020 gets stranger every day.
Well shit, I posted a pic of the ones sent to me on facebook and everyone told me to eat them. So I did. Welp, wont be the last time I swallowed some nasty shit.

Re: UNSOLICITED MYSTERIOUS SEEDS SENT FROM CHINA

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:08 am
by def90
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Re: UNSOLICITED MYSTERIOUS SEEDS SENT FROM CHINA

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:08 am
by madmanmccoy
Have to wonder when / if U.S. Gov't. would take some kind of steps to tell commies :
"FK OFF..unless you want a taste of what YOU have been dishing out "?

Re: UNSOLICITED MYSTERIOUS SEEDS SENT FROM CHINA

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:16 am
by Pvt.Joker
madmanmccoy wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:08 am
Have to wonder when / if U.S. Gov't. would take some kind of steps to tell commies :
"FK OFF..unless you want a taste of what YOU have been dishing out "?
Problem is, if we sprayed China with Agent Orange, it would probably HELP the environment where it landed!🤣🤣🤣

Re: UNSOLICITED MYSTERIOUS SEEDS SENT FROM CHINA

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:37 am
by madmanmccoy
Pvt.Joker wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:16 am
madmanmccoy wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:08 am
Have to wonder when / if U.S. Gov't. would take some kind of steps to tell commies :
"FK OFF..unless you want a taste of what YOU have been dishing out "?
Problem is, if we sprayed China with Agent Orange, it would probably HELP the environment where it landed!🤣🤣🤣
I was thinking of something a little tougher than weed killer Brother............

Re: UNSOLICITED MYSTERIOUS SEEDS SENT FROM CHINA

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 2:14 am
by Specz
madmanmccoy wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:37 am
Pvt.Joker wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:16 am
madmanmccoy wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:08 am
Have to wonder when / if U.S. Gov't. would take some kind of steps to tell commies :
"FK OFF..unless you want a taste of what YOU have been dishing out "?
Problem is, if we sprayed China with Agent Orange, it would probably HELP the environment where it landed!🤣🤣🤣
I was thinking of something a little tougher than weed killer Brother............
Unscheduled sunrise?

Re: UNSOLICITED MYSTERIOUS SEEDS SENT FROM CHINA

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 2:18 am
by MIG*7.62
hebie82 wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:08 am
sigking wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:00 am
Buddy of mine got some. Were in an bootleg Amazon package marked jewelry. He has no idea what kind of seeds they were, and grows small gardens all the time. Called some number from FB and told him how to dispose of them.

2020 gets stranger every day.
Well shit, I posted a pic of the ones sent to me on facebook and everyone told me to eat them. So I did. Welp, wont be the last time I swallowed some nasty shit.
Mmm

Re: UNSOLICITED MYSTERIOUS SEEDS SENT FROM CHINA

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 2:19 am
by MIG*7.62
Specz wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 2:14 am
madmanmccoy wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:37 am
Pvt.Joker wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:16 am


Problem is, if we sprayed China with Agent Orange, it would probably HELP the environment where it landed!🤣🤣🤣
I was thinking of something a little tougher than weed killer Brother............
Unscheduled sunrise?
Lol

Re: UNSOLICITED MYSTERIOUS SEEDS SENT FROM CHINA

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:16 am
by Beef Supreme
Specz wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 2:14 am
madmanmccoy wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:37 am
Pvt.Joker wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:16 am


Problem is, if we sprayed China with Agent Orange, it would probably HELP the environment where it landed!🤣🤣🤣
I was thinking of something a little tougher than weed killer Brother............
Unscheduled sunrise?
Lol
As much as I’d like to gift China with a second sun, it would need to be a little more discreet but absolutely get the message across.
Perhaps spike a bunch of meds we ship them with viagra, causing them to all walk around with tiny little slanty boners?
Or maybe go with a classic, like hack some of their shit and cause mayhem, like pipe anti-communist/government footage or media directly into every cell phone and broadcasting tv/radio station in the country?
Shut down all the sewage treatment sites in the country, causing a huge back-log.
Shut down all the trains for a day.

Given a day to think, I’m sure we could come up with all sorts of good stuff.

Re: UNSOLICITED MYSTERIOUS SEEDS SENT FROM CHINA

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:42 am
by Henry Stevens
Just send them to California and some drugged out homeless guy will smoke them and tell us what it is.

Re: UNSOLICITED MYSTERIOUS SEEDS SENT FROM CHINA

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:59 am
by El Trollo Mejor
Beef Supreme wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:16 am
Specz wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 2:14 am
madmanmccoy wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:37 am


I was thinking of something a little tougher than weed killer Brother............
Unscheduled sunrise?
Lol
As much as I’d like to gift China with a second sun, it would need to be a little more discreet but absolutely get the message across.
Perhaps spike a bunch of meds we ship them with viagra, causing them to all walk around with tiny little slanty boners?
Or maybe go with a classic, like hack some of their shit and cause mayhem, like pipe anti-communist/government footage or media directly into every cell phone and broadcasting tv/radio station in the country?
Shut down all the sewage treatment sites in the country, causing a huge back-log.
Shut down all the trains for a day.

Given a day to think, I’m sure we could come up with all sorts of good stuff.
I'm thinking an epic prank to make the government think Pooh Bear took a dirt nap via comms hacking and watch the country go into chaos. Maybe arm the Uighurs or get the sandfolks riled up and let them loose on China.

Re: UNSOLICITED MYSTERIOUS SEEDS SENT FROM CHINA

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 6:21 am
by Fjordforder
My brother got a package, customs marked as Jewelry. It went to our mom`s address and she orders cheap Chinese seeds fucking constantly off Ebay, so she didn`t think anything of it when another package arrived. Only when my brother came to visit and saw his name on the package did he suspect anything.

His were in a small ziploc bag (the same type you find around tweakers) and filled partially with very small brown seeds. They led to an argument (from which I excused myself) about how the CCP got a hold of his name and address. I just handed over the free phone book sitting on the counter and opened to a random page. Y`know, the ones loaded with names, addresses and phone numbers for totally free? Even if you think the US .gov establishment has our best interests at heart (tip - they don`t.), it is still insanely easy to send blocks of names and addresses back to the mothership by an agent in the field.

I think if Eisenhower wasn`t such a pussy he`d have let MacArthur enact his plan to glass the Korean Peninsula, and set his sights on Mao`s China, making the worlds largest parking lot. We`d be missing a lot of Chinese AKs if that happened, but I don`t like them anyways.

The Chinese, I mean. ;)

Re: UNSOLICITED MYSTERIOUS SEEDS SENT FROM CHINA

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 6:22 am
by Fjordforder
El Trollo Mejor wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:59 am
Maybe arm the Uighurs or get the sandfolks riled up and let them loose on China.
Tio, you are aware the PLA has been wiping the floor with ISIS linked cells in Chinas Southwestern territories for several years, right? Not wise to pick a fight like that with a nation boasting .gov sanctioned mobile organ harvest vans.