Mysterious Seeds from China—Are They Dangerous?

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Christopher67
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Mysterious Seeds from China—Are They Dangerous?

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Anyone here receive any of these seeds?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NIWFGT26gw

https://www.foxnews.com/us/china-plant- ... us-homes

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madmanmccoy wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 11:52 pm
THAT'S IT ! Invasion of the chi-com body snatchers.......perfect.
You receive seeds , you go to sleep , they invade your body,
YOU turn into a short, slanty-eyed ,bespectacled , little communist bastard with a craving for rice, good in mathematics,mumbling maoist drivel constantly , & sign up to be an organ donor involuntarily............
Will my spelling and punctuation get any better ? might be worth it ;)

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They look like sunflower seeds. Give them a little salt and munch down on them. :mrgreen:
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My sister received a package from China that claimed it was jewelry, but inside were some kind of black slippers. Weird. I don't know what she did with them.

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UH OH I like jasmine rice.....you think they got me?

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Send the seeds to Monsanto. If Roundup won't kill the plants, the Monsanto Lawyers will sue the Chinese Gooberment into Bankruptcy. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Just look what happened with Mexican jumping beans.

Let that be a lesson to ya ;)

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Boil them, hot sauce and cornbread. Report back

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warp2diesel wrote:
Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:40 pm
Send the seeds to Monsanto. If Roundup won't kill the plants, the Monsanto Lawyers will sue the Chinese Gooberment into Bankruptcy. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: .....Yeah Boyo , if Monsanto can't kill 'em & thier shark gutterfightin' ambalanz chasers can't handle the damn things , they ARE DEADLY & should be avoided at ALL costs.........

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My sister got some several weeks ago. Must've been in one of the early mailings before anyone knew about them.

Customs marked as jewelry.

Envelope looked exactly like the picture above with the chinapost tracking and everything.

She said threw them away.

I asked my sister what she was thinking throwing them away.

She said, you didn't really think I was going to plant them do you? I didn't even order them. So, I threw them away.

And I informed her that she didn't throw anything away. All she did was pay for the garbage man to plant them for her in a nutrient rich landfill where they will sprout and kill everyone.

She said, "well, I didn't really think about it like that".

That's what's wrong with my little sister. She doesn't think about anything and takes everything for granted.

But, if it eases your mind, she did throw them away. :ugeek:

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