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Old January 21, 2011, 12:14   #1
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In other news: Public Masturbator (woman) pleads guilty to gun charge

http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/...f_3_caught.php

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"In November, Illinois police discovered Vikki Myers masturbating topless in her van. They didn't charge her with the act, but for possessing a firearm without a license."

>>insert innuendo re: sex and firearms<<

Thought you guys would enjoy.
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Old January 21, 2011, 12:36   #2
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Was that wrong? Was she not supposed to do that?
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Old January 21, 2011, 15:34   #3
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Was the firearm one of the sex toys
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Old January 21, 2011, 19:04   #4
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So, what's a girl to do when the urge strikes?
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Old January 21, 2011, 20:40   #5
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can you read?

shes from texas, has a loaded handgun in the minivan and was seen by police masturbating in her vehicle. cop seen loaded handgun in her vehicle and arrested her for it.

naperville= no right to protect yourself, cant carry a firearm. she was arrested for unlawful use of a handgun
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Old January 21, 2011, 21:27   #6
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I guess her finger was on the trigger...

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Old January 21, 2011, 21:45   #7
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That's hot.
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Old January 21, 2011, 22:36   #8
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Old January 22, 2011, 00:22   #9
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so does being bothered by the cop qualify as Coitus Interruptus ?
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Old January 22, 2011, 02:00   #10
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Was that wrong? Was she not supposed to do that?
Yup, the constitution clearly says you MUST purchase a govt license to keep and bear arms
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Old January 22, 2011, 02:11   #11
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"when I hold you in my arms and I feel my finger on your trigger, I know nobody can do me no harm.."

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Police state and waste of the resources. Friggin comies are here...
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