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Old April 17, 2007, 10:28   #1
martin35
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Tax Truth

In my E-mail

Tax truth,,,
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"
And I still have to "press 1"
for English.
I hope this goes around THE USA at least 10,000,000 times
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Old April 17, 2007, 11:53   #2
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let me tell you how it will be
there's one for you nineteen for me
cos I'm the taxman
yeah, I'm the taxmannnn...

and yer working for no one but me...

as ever,
Dr. X
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Old April 17, 2007, 12:52   #3
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Lets throw all the damn tea in the harbor!!! I'm with you Martin!
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("They are all gone astray, they are no longer clean, all together they have become filthy, there is none that does good, no, not one."Psalm 14:2-3) Those were words spoken of a people who forgot their fathers ways and became lost in the excesses available to them, they listened to and followed the missionaries of their destruction. I reckon they became moderate. - Martin35


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Old April 17, 2007, 14:13   #4
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Thorgrimm_the_Vain; Lets throw all the damn tea in the harbor!!! I'm with you Martin!

Throwing tea in the harbor was a wasted motion to me, but it may have had a unifying effect, confronting authority is today almost unthought of by the masses in their daily personal pursuits.
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