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Old September 20, 2018, 19:15   #2251
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You know damn well that all you tabbacky chawin' good ole boys would take a running jump and do a swan dive right into the middle of that.

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Old September 21, 2018, 11:42   #2252
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I ain't copying that nasty pic
Looks like they are between feeding frenzys
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Old September 21, 2018, 13:26   #2253
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I ain't copying that nasty pic
Looks like they are between feeding frenzys
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Old September 21, 2018, 16:37   #2254
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Sounds like soylent green. My dog eats a shit ton of it

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Old September 21, 2018, 20:11   #2258
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The way Hillary is eyeballing Ono it looks like she's thinking yeah I'd hit that.

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Old September 21, 2018, 20:44   #2259
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The way Hillary is eyeballing Ono it looks like she's thinking yeah I'd hit that.

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Im pretty sure thats Yokos head photoshopped onto Christina Aguileras body.
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Old September 22, 2018, 10:04   #2260
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Old September 22, 2018, 18:09   #2261
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Old September 23, 2018, 10:00   #2263
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Its like a car wreck...i cant...stop....
You know you wanna grab your snorkel and go for it.
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Crackers love cheese? We need to march, then riot... to open a dialogue.
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Old September 25, 2018, 13:50   #2270
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I think the memeist left out the word “it” between the words “get” and “up”.

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Old September 25, 2018, 19:09   #2271
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I was thinking it might be a line Martin could use on those little redheads
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Old September 26, 2018, 19:28   #2276
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Uh-Huh!

More of that screeching . . .

Tomorrow will be interesting.

But I have better things to do than watch my divorce accusations on TV all over again . . .

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I probably have too much time on my hands, but,,, I've been thinking about the about pic. All them big uns are probably willing, able and very appreciative. So much so that they'll think your the greatest thing since sliced bread. And the best thing...they won't come back in 30 years and accuse you of groping them. They know no one would believe them.
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I probably have too much time on my hands, but,,, I've been thinking about the about pic. All them big uns are probably willing, able and very appreciative. So much so that they'll think your the greatest thing since sliced bread. And the best thing...they won't come back in 30 years and accuse you of groping them. They know no one would believe them.


It would probably take you 30 + years to grope just one of these Bertha's.

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Separated at birth??

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Damn, that Rachel is one ugly, uhhhhh, an ugly, uhhhhh. Well damn, it's just ugly.
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Yea, no shit!

Skull and Bones for a couple

Arkansas mafia

And one utter whack job

What possibly could go wrong?????

All ya left out was the magic negro.

Can I still say negro, or has that been made a bad word????

Hard to keep up.
I always liked the chocolate messiah.
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I normally use worthless bastard, but heard one of the black comedians use "Magic Negro" concerning obammy and it stuck in my head.

Something along the lines, let's see how this Magic Negro survives a couple hours off in a bad hood on foot.
Barry the bathhouse boy is good too. He’s a disgusting individual no matter how you slice it.

I can’t stand to hear his stuttering voice and his preachy cadence. I’d kick him in the balls along with everyone in that picture including moochele if I had a chance
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