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Old November 07, 2015, 17:46   #1
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What’s the point in ever trying to be happy when the very pursuit of happiness is what makes you miserable.

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Old November 11, 2015, 07:38   #20
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I just saw this one on another board referencing the race war Bam-Bam is trying to start - Mizzou being the latest step:



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