The FAL Files  

Go Back   The FAL Files > Discussion Forums > General Non-Firearms Discussion

Notices

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old February 17, 2020, 21:43   #1
justashooter
Registered
 
FALaholic #: 5967
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: york, pa.
Posts: 10,076
"Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. All of the other "genders" come from Uranus

truth is inescapable, if we bother to observe it.
discuss.
__________________
If the concept of heading on down to the local Home Depot and transforming $100 worth of random pipe bits into a killing machine doesnít appeal to you, youíre a frikkin' pansy. Also, youíre probably sane and will live significantly longer than I will.

Nonetheless you disgust me, and I take comfort in the knowledge that your obituary will be nowhere near as humorous as mine.


The next time I hear "THE RANGE IS NOW HOT", it just wont be the same.

Max tried another question. "What sort of people live about here?"
"In THAT direction," the Jin said, waving its right paw round, "lives a Han: And in THAT direction," waving the other paw, "lives a Ming Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad."
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Max remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Jin: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Max.
"You must be," said the Jin, "or you wouldn't have come here."
justashooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old February 17, 2020, 22:52   #2
okiefarmer
Curio & Relic
Gold Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 3248
Join Date: May 2001
Location: northern Oklahoma/green country
Posts: 4,711
mmmkay, Some real deep thinkin' there.
__________________
"We are told not to judge Muslims based on the actions of a few. I suggest we give millions of responsible American gun owners that same courtesy."
okiefarmer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old February 18, 2020, 12:01   #3
lew
Registered
 
lew's Avatar
 
FALaholic #: 16727
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 8,968
Quote:
Originally Posted by okiefarmer View Post
mmmkay, Some real deep thinkin' there.
This kind of wisdom comes directly from the pipe. Whether it's opium, crack, or meth is undetermined.
__________________
Statism: Ideas so great, they're mandatory.

"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence." -Christopher Hitchens

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -H.L. Mencken
lew is offline   Reply With Quote
Old February 18, 2020, 15:24   #4
justashooter
Registered
 
FALaholic #: 5967
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: york, pa.
Posts: 10,076
typical liberal response indicating an absolute lack of humour.

it was a play on words, guys, however true the saying may be.
__________________
If the concept of heading on down to the local Home Depot and transforming $100 worth of random pipe bits into a killing machine doesnít appeal to you, youíre a frikkin' pansy. Also, youíre probably sane and will live significantly longer than I will.

Nonetheless you disgust me, and I take comfort in the knowledge that your obituary will be nowhere near as humorous as mine.


The next time I hear "THE RANGE IS NOW HOT", it just wont be the same.

Max tried another question. "What sort of people live about here?"
"In THAT direction," the Jin said, waving its right paw round, "lives a Han: And in THAT direction," waving the other paw, "lives a Ming Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad."
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Max remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Jin: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Max.
"You must be," said the Jin, "or you wouldn't have come here."
justashooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old February 18, 2020, 15:33   #5
jeager
Registered
 
FALaholic #: 179
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: ohio
Posts: 137
I liked it
jeager is offline   Reply With Quote
Old February 18, 2020, 17:25   #6
lew
Registered
 
lew's Avatar
 
FALaholic #: 16727
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 8,968
Quote:
Originally Posted by justashooter View Post
typical liberal response indicating an absolute lack of humour.

it was a play on words, guys, however true the saying may be.
Anyone who doesn't see your humor is a liberal? Got it, shitbird.
__________________
Statism: Ideas so great, they're mandatory.

"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence." -Christopher Hitchens

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -H.L. Mencken
lew is offline   Reply With Quote
Old February 18, 2020, 17:46   #7
Pluribus
Testudo Sicario
Bronze Contributor
 
Pluribus's Avatar
 
FALaholic #: 5600
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Wichita, America
Posts: 5,938
Oh come on, it could be a little fun to play along. Quite frankly however, Iím not interested in Uranus nor, any others for that matter, thank you very much.

So there.
__________________
Average white devil and, not particularly lovable.

Never hate your enemy, it only clouds your judgment.
Pluribus is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:02.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©1998-2019 The FAL Files