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Old January 10, 2020, 10:40   #3851
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Old January 10, 2020, 17:16   #3852
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The real question is how many shots of Tequila does it take to get where your can't refuse a dare to ride an alligator while naked?

It is it 5 shots or maybe 10 shots the world may never know.

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Old January 10, 2020, 20:13   #3854
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The real question is how many shots of Tequila does it take to get where your can't refuse a dare to ride an alligator while naked?

It is it 5 shots or maybe 10 shots the world may never know.

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I want to know how much they gave the alligator to get him to let the naked man sit on him?
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Old January 11, 2020, 20:22   #3858
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The real question is how many shots of Tequila does it take to get where your can't refuse a dare to ride an alligator while naked?

It is it 5 shots or maybe 10 shots the world may never know.

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About 7-8 shots for me. Not really naked, I always wear chaps.
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About 7-8 shots for me. Not really naked, I always wear chaps.
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Earth Day is my birthday, and I usually go out and start my 2 stroke dirt bike, 2 stroke lawn mower, and have a fire just for good measure while smoking a cigar.
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I gave up the cigar. Bad for your health you know.
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Wouldn't that make it your bEarthday?
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Old January 14, 2020, 15:55   #3872
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Good point. I'll have to remember that but I never remember punny, funny, or joking things like that.
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How many of his songs have "hee-hee" somewhere in the backround vocals........plus the nose fell off just like it did on the real thing.
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