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I grow mine out in the Fall and shave it in the Summer. It's gotten to a sort of two tone, gray with a sort of fu manchu dark section.

...and it's down along the bog road is where I long to be, lying in the dark with a provo company. A comrade on me left and another one on me right, and a clip of ammunition for me little Armalite...

madmanmccoy wrote: ↑

Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:08 am

Have to wonder when / if U.S. Gov't. would take some kind of steps to tell commies :
"FK OFF..unless you want a taste of what YOU have been dishing out "?

Problem is, if we sprayed China with Agent Orange, it would probably HELP the environment where it landed!

Shoot your television.

She's not wrong... But I think that this is probably beyond the point of protesting for the political parties to remove the tyrannical from their ranks. They ARE the tyrannical ranks, and they don't care about what we SAY anymore becausethey own both parties and the vast majority of the alternative ...

:D I have one of those that my Grandfather bought new. He left it to my Dad (along with his 1st year Winchester Model 1912 20ga 4 digit serial number shotgun that he also purchased new) and he left them both to me. Mine has the original length (LOOONG) barrel and a stock that he fixed a split on. I ...

Saw a billboard with a cartoon doctor holding a syringe and it read "Take the shot!"

Okay.

But I don't think that means to ME what THEY think that means.

But by all means, fuck around and find out.

Dry run for an aspiring serial killer?

:? Why I bet you them commie red devils were tryin' ta steal the cure fer cancer from the bestest and brightestest of all the local scientific community of aspiring youthful teen Rocket Surgeons in the city of Houston!!! :lol: (I dare you to NOT try to read that in the best voice of Slim Pickens in...

Go to the restroom in Best Buy sometime, especially after you've walked around the store for a while. There's about a 95% chance that one of their sales fucks will "oh so cleverly" follow you in there to make sure you're not shoplifting. And they're so subtle about it, too. They'll practically stan...

madmanmccoy wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 22, 2020 11:54 pm

When ALL else fails VOTE from the rooftops, under Rule 762

Abso-damn-loutely!!!

All depends on WHO counts the votes... and WHO accepts the count as legit or not. Be prepared either way.

Nighty-night, sweet princess!

"Ever get tha feelin' you been cheated; eh?" -Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols fame

"Shit Happens" (popular bumper sticker of the times)

"Be careful what you wish for; you might just get it"

"Never ask a question you don't want the answer to"

:? Why I bet you them commie red devils were tryin' ta steal the cure fer cancer from the bestest and brightestest of all the local scientific community of aspiring youthful teen Rocket Surgeons in the city of Houston!!! :lol: (I dare you to NOT try to read that in the best voice of Slim Pickens in ...

Probably something akin to "*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* LET... ME... OUT... OF... THIS... DAMNED... BOX!!!!! *Muffled fingernail scratching coming from 6 feet underground*

meltblown wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 20, 2020 10:37 pm

Damn, can we get our more eccentric/medicated FAL guys to just not make everybody think it's a total fucking nut ward over on our side of the fence for a few more days?

Don't worry, Meltblown. Still enough of us with a foot in both pools to know better.

I have traveled the path laid out by FalFiles for a lot of years. What we have here now is a cluster fuck. (go ahead and ban me!) Whoever thought this new format was a good idea really did ride the short bus. Hey, this SUCKS! Its like an orgy of confusion. I guess having a successful site (Falfiles...

That looks good. We can work with that. Thank you, Jen.

But, you're missing the point-

Did you get to scream out "IT'S.... ALIVE!!!!" when your creature got up and ran away from your tiki torch?!?!?

'Cause if you burned through THAT much juice, something ought to be getting a rise out of it, right?

Worth watching; saw it in the theater when it came out. Liked it except for that "global warming weenie" that they worked in blaming Hitler for... (It's Hollywood. Admit it; you stopped and asked yourself HOW they managed to do... Right? )

Glad to hear the updated news. Is the URL for either site going to change? Also, with SO many established members needing to set new passwords, is that going to cause an access issue (i.e. waiting to be approved) as if we were all new or will the new passwords migrate into the rest of the system? W...

Glad to hear the updated news. Is the URL for either site going to change? Also, with SO many established members needing to set new passwords, is that going to cause an access issue (i.e. waiting to be approved) as if we were all new or will the new passwords migrate into the rest of the system?

Checking to see if they shipped yet, and to make sure you got the money order.

ThunderGod wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 13, 2020 2:35 am

SAIGA wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 13, 2020 2:23 am

The place got a case of the 2020, it just fucks everything up.

No shit. This year has been Y2K plus 2012 times the Harmonic Convergence, all wrapped inside of "When's the Asteroid coming?"

NOT...

SOON...

ENOUGH...

BLM came by and visited. They mistook Nails for a statue, and then the hilarity ensued.