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by Pvt.Joker
Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:07 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What a Guy's Facial Hair Means
Replies: 32
Views: 3547

Re: What a Guy's Facial Hair Means

I grow mine out in the Fall and shave it in the Summer. It's gotten to a sort of two tone, gray with a sort of fu manchu dark section.
by Pvt.Joker
Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:01 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The DNC Platform Goal is to End the Firearm Industry
Replies: 53
Views: 4737

Re: The DNC Platform Goal is to End the Firearm Industry

...and it's down along the bog road is where I long to be, lying in the dark with a provo company. A comrade on me left and another one on me right, and a clip of ammunition for me little Armalite...
by Pvt.Joker
Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:16 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Mysterious Seeds from China—Are They Dangerous?
Replies: 62
Views: 5446

Re: UNSOLICITED MYSTERIOUS SEEDS SENT FROM CHINA

madmanmccoy wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:08 am
Have to wonder when / if U.S. Gov't. would take some kind of steps to tell commies :
"FK OFF..unless you want a taste of what YOU have been dishing out "?
Problem is, if we sprayed China with Agent Orange, it would probably HELP the environment where it landed!🤣🤣🤣
by Pvt.Joker
Sat Jul 25, 2020 11:21 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: A&E reap the wages of wokeness
Replies: 3
Views: 779

Re: A&E reap the wages of wokeness

Shoot your television.
by Pvt.Joker
Sat Jul 25, 2020 11:10 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Stern message from Yugoslavian About Our Future
Replies: 22
Views: 2961

Re: Stern message from Yugoslavian About Our Future

She's not wrong... But I think that this is probably beyond the point of protesting for the political parties to remove the tyrannical from their ranks. They ARE the tyrannical ranks, and they don't care about what we SAY anymore becausethey own both parties and the vast majority of the alternative ...
by Pvt.Joker
Fri Jul 24, 2020 3:10 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: WWYD, Stevens model 520 shotty
Replies: 23
Views: 1375

Re: WWYD, Stevens model 520 shotty

:D I have one of those that my Grandfather bought new. He left it to my Dad (along with his 1st year Winchester Model 1912 20ga 4 digit serial number shotgun that he also purchased new) and he left them both to me. Mine has the original length (LOOONG) barrel and a stock that he fixed a split on. I ...
by Pvt.Joker
Thu Jul 23, 2020 12:50 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: US secures 100 million doses of Pfizer, BioNTech experimental coronavirus vaccine
Replies: 43
Views: 2980

Re: US secures 100 million doses of Pfizer, BioNTech experimental coronavirus vaccine

Saw a billboard with a cartoon doctor holding a syringe and it read "Take the shot!"

Okay.

But I don't think that means to ME what THEY think that means.

But by all means, fuck around and find out.
by Pvt.Joker
Thu Jul 23, 2020 12:46 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: That will teach her!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 1743

Re: That will teach her!!!

Dry run for an aspiring serial killer?
by Pvt.Joker
Thu Jul 23, 2020 12:28 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Chinese consulate in Houston was 'massive spy center'
Replies: 22
Views: 1691

Re: Chinese consulate in Houston was 'massive spy center'

:? Why I bet you them commie red devils were tryin' ta steal the cure fer cancer from the bestest and brightestest of all the local scientific community of aspiring youthful teen Rocket Surgeons in the city of Houston!!! :lol: (I dare you to NOT try to read that in the best voice of Slim Pickens in...
by Pvt.Joker
Thu Jul 23, 2020 12:26 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: FUCK best buy
Replies: 44
Views: 3507

Re: FUCK best buy

Go to the restroom in Best Buy sometime, especially after you've walked around the store for a while. There's about a 95% chance that one of their sales fucks will "oh so cleverly" follow you in there to make sure you're not shoplifting. And they're so subtle about it, too. They'll practically stan...
by Pvt.Joker
Thu Jul 23, 2020 12:20 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 91% odds of Trump Winning 2020
Replies: 47
Views: 3974

Re: 91% odds of Trump Winning 2020

madmanmccoy wrote:
Wed Jul 22, 2020 11:54 pm
When ALL else fails VOTE from the rooftops, under Rule 762
Abso-damn-loutely!!!

All depends on WHO counts the votes... and WHO accepts the count as legit or not. Be prepared either way.
by Pvt.Joker
Thu Jul 23, 2020 12:16 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: How They Deal with Trannies in Old Mother Russia
Replies: 23
Views: 2232

Re: How They Deal with Trannies in Old Mother Russia

Nighty-night, sweet princess!
by Pvt.Joker
Thu Jul 23, 2020 12:12 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Old 70's saying
Replies: 65
Views: 4914

Re: Old 70's saying

"Ever get tha feelin' you been cheated; eh?" -Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols fame

"Shit Happens" (popular bumper sticker of the times)

"Be careful what you wish for; you might just get it"

"Never ask a question you don't want the answer to"
by Pvt.Joker
Wed Jul 22, 2020 11:50 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Chinese consulate in Houston was 'massive spy center'
Replies: 22
Views: 1691

Re: Chinese consulate in Houston was 'massive spy center'

:? Why I bet you them commie red devils were tryin' ta steal the cure fer cancer from the bestest and brightestest of all the local scientific community of aspiring youthful teen Rocket Surgeons in the city of Houston!!! :lol: (I dare you to NOT try to read that in the best voice of Slim Pickens in ...
by Pvt.Joker
Mon Jul 20, 2020 10:58 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What might CS Lewis say of our COVID situation?
Replies: 20
Views: 2019

Re: What might CS Lewis say of our COVID situation?

Probably something akin to "*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* LET... ME... OUT... OF... THIS... DAMNED... BOX!!!!! *Muffled fingernail scratching coming from 6 feet underground*
by Pvt.Joker
Mon Jul 20, 2020 10:39 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Lord what a cluster fuk...
Replies: 148
Views: 11976

Re: Lord what a cluster fuk...

meltblown wrote:
Mon Jul 20, 2020 10:37 pm
Damn, can we get our more eccentric/medicated FAL guys to just not make everybody think it's a total fucking nut ward over on our side of the fence for a few more days?
Don't worry, Meltblown. Still enough of us with a foot in both pools to know better.
by Pvt.Joker
Mon Jul 20, 2020 10:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Lord what a cluster fuk...
Replies: 148
Views: 11976

Re: Lord what a cluster fuk...

I have traveled the path laid out by FalFiles for a lot of years. What we have here now is a cluster fuck. (go ahead and ban me!) Whoever thought this new format was a good idea really did ride the short bus. Hey, this SUCKS! Its like an orgy of confusion. I guess having a successful site (Falfiles...
by Pvt.Joker
Thu Jul 16, 2020 12:36 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Getting Closer..
Replies: 165
Views: 12016

Re: Getting Closer..

That looks good. We can work with that. Thank you, Jen.
by Pvt.Joker
Thu Jul 16, 2020 12:35 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Shocking electric bill
Replies: 47
Views: 3529

Re: Shocking electric bill

But, you're missing the point-

Did you get to scream out "IT'S.... ALIVE!!!!" when your creature got up and ran away from your tiki torch?!?!? :lol:

'Cause if you burned through THAT much juice, something ought to be getting a rise out of it, right? :D
by Pvt.Joker
Tue Jul 14, 2020 10:43 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Movie: Darkest Hour?
Replies: 10
Views: 1145

Re: Movie: Darkest Hour?

Worth watching; saw it in the theater when it came out. Liked it except for that "global warming weenie" that they worked in blaming Hitler for... ;) (It's Hollywood. Admit it; you stopped and asked yourself HOW they managed to do... :D Right? )
by Pvt.Joker
Tue Jul 14, 2020 10:39 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Forum Status Updates
Replies: 356
Views: 53483

Re: Forum Status Updates

Glad to hear the updated news. Is the URL for either site going to change? Also, with SO many established members needing to set new passwords, is that going to cause an access issue (i.e. waiting to be approved) as if we were all new or will the new passwords migrate into the rest of the system? W...
by Pvt.Joker
Tue Jul 14, 2020 10:26 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Forum Status Updates
Replies: 356
Views: 53483

Re: Forum Status Updates

Glad to hear the updated news. Is the URL for either site going to change? Also, with SO many established members needing to set new passwords, is that going to cause an access issue (i.e. waiting to be approved) as if we were all new or will the new passwords migrate into the rest of the system?
by Pvt.Joker
Tue Jul 14, 2020 6:21 pm
Forum: Marketplace
Topic: looking for ak4774 about m85 mags and pouch
Replies: 1
Views: 622

looking for ak4774 about m85 mags and pouch

Checking to see if they shipped yet, and to make sure you got the money order.
by Pvt.Joker
Mon Jul 13, 2020 3:29 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: W T F, over
Replies: 18
Views: 2242

Re: W T F, over

ThunderGod wrote:
Mon Jul 13, 2020 2:35 am
SAIGA wrote:
Mon Jul 13, 2020 2:23 am
The place got a case of the 2020, it just fucks everything up.
No shit. This year has been Y2K plus 2012 times the Harmonic Convergence, all wrapped inside of "When's the Asteroid coming?" :twisted:
NOT...

SOON...

ENOUGH...
by Pvt.Joker
Mon Jul 13, 2020 2:19 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: W T F, over
Replies: 18
Views: 2242

Re: W T F, over

BLM came by and visited. They mistook Nails for a statue, and then the hilarity ensued.