View Full Version : my new house

May 02, 2014, 22:45
Some have asked what I'm going to be doing in retirement. Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system that was going to entertain the whole neighbourhood. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City Council told me; ?Forget it...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!?
So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.
Work starts on Monday.

I love this country. It's the government that scares the crap out of me.

May 02, 2014, 23:45
No property taxes. Good thinking. A local urban preacher has done the same, nice house, drives a Mercedes. No taxes on the property.

May 03, 2014, 01:33
Blessed be the name of Mullah Stoney,,, where are ya goin' to keep the coldbeer and the Eagle, Globe & Anchor?