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Nevarwinter
January 21, 2011, 12:14
http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/11/vikki_myers_mother_of_3_caught.php

Edited to change the link.

"In November, Illinois police discovered Vikki Myers masturbating topless in her van. They didn't charge her with the act, but for possessing a firearm without a license."

>>insert innuendo re: sex and firearms<<

Thought you guys would enjoy.

Story
January 21, 2011, 12:36
Was that wrong? Was she not supposed to do that?

Tgeorgi2002
January 21, 2011, 15:34
Was the firearm one of the sex toys :?

Shoots High
January 21, 2011, 19:04
So, what's a girl to do when the urge strikes?

toolman5256
January 21, 2011, 20:40
can you read?

shes from texas, has a loaded handgun in the minivan and was seen by police masturbating in her vehicle. cop seen loaded handgun in her vehicle and arrested her for it.

naperville= no right to protect yourself, cant carry a firearm. she was arrested for unlawful use of a handgun

Nevarwinter
January 21, 2011, 21:27
I guess her finger was on the trigger...

*drumroll*

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

AlaskanMBR
January 21, 2011, 21:45
That's hot.

W.E.G.
January 21, 2011, 22:36
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KoKodog
January 22, 2011, 00:22
so does being bothered by the cop qualify as Coitus Interruptus ?

John Culver
January 22, 2011, 02:00
Originally posted by Story
Was that wrong? Was she not supposed to do that?

Yup, the constitution clearly says you MUST purchase a govt license to keep and bear arms

DK
January 22, 2011, 02:11
The Beatles "Happiness is a Warm Gun"

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"when I hold you in my arms and I feel my finger on your trigger, I know nobody can do me no harm.."

DK

WJ-Polish Guy
January 22, 2011, 08:36
Police state and waste of the resources. Friggin comies are here...