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Enquiring Minds
January 17, 2010, 19:22
Is it from steriods, of just years of pumping iron?

Certainly a physically fit lady is preferable to an obese one, but when we get to actual competitive female BODY BUILDERS, certain "things" can become, umm... amplified?

Ideally, I prefer my ladies athletic, yet with what Heinlein referred to as "a smooth creamy layer of girl-fat" over the muscle. OTOH, I'll take "ripped and chiseled", over "flab and cellulite", any day of the week, and twice on Sunday.

I mean I'm secure enough (methinks) to be with a woo-mon who has better abs than me, and biceps as big as mine, and buns of granite, and less curvy hips, and yes, the inevitable plastic ta-tas (to replace the real ones that "melted" away)... and even more than two (not too huge) tattoos and faux-tan... but the MAN HANDS :eek:... I'm having trouble getting there. Perhaps if she wore opera gloves?... like ALL the time? :o :]

Actually turned down some dating action with an IFBB hottie recently... due to the "hands thang"... hoping the poozeh gods don't smite me. :tongue:

I know there was a Seinfeld episode on this, but I've never seen it. Doubt it's much help anyway. :cool:

shlomo
January 17, 2010, 19:34
I'd settle for a woman who's simply pleasant. That's the rarest thing in America today.

Ssarge
January 17, 2010, 19:36
Sounds like you had better check for an Adams apple EM! :sad:

W.E.G.
January 17, 2010, 19:47
I don't like hanging out with females who do steroids any more than I like hanging out with males who do steroids.

Only 1 out of a hundred who deny using steroids actually are not using them.

Check out the big purple bruises on their ass from the needles.

Sexy?
NOT.

Psych problems?
CHECK.

Future after steroids?
NOT.

Mebsuta
January 17, 2010, 20:05
HGH known to make the bones in your fingers and hands grow.

Scott V2
January 17, 2010, 21:59
Steroids also carry the same classification as cocain in a bust.

Bad juju

Eric Bryant
January 18, 2010, 18:40
Are we talking about the actual build of the hands (bone structure, proportions, and size), or just callouses and the like? The latter issue is easily addressed - just wear those dumbass fingerless gloves like every other pansy who looks busy by flailing around with 5lb and 10lb dumb bells.

jerrymrc
January 18, 2010, 19:32
Don't know about the hands thing but I do remember many of the girls in Belgium had ankles and calf's the size of draft horses. ;)

habe
January 19, 2010, 17:41
This sounds like a Seinfeld episode!!

ALBPM
January 19, 2010, 17:58
Originally posted by Enquiring Minds
Is it from steriods, of just years of pumping iron?

Certainly a physically fit lady is preferable to an obese one, but when we get to actual competitive female BODY BUILDERS, certain "things" can become, umm... amplified?

and buns of granite

Buns of Granite.....You Fool!!!!;)

She could have shot you across the bedroom.....LOL!!!!!:biggrin: :devil:

kayakpirate
January 19, 2010, 18:10
Women who are martial artist...hands down.Great bodies,sleek,
firm and flexible,theyre in a class of their own.Been with a builder chick...like trying to hump a piano...not cozy.

Enquiring Minds
January 20, 2010, 01:27
Originally posted by shlomo
I'd settle for a woman who's simply pleasant. That's the rarest thing in America today.

Touche'! That's why I concentrate on babez raised in foreign lands... like BRAZIL... :wink:

Ssarge Sounds like you had better check for an Adams apple EM!

Check... oh, but what if the 'roids give them man-SMELL!? :eek: *THAT* would be even more off-putting than the hands thing! Retch.

Enquiring Minds
January 20, 2010, 01:29
Originally posted by kayakpirate
Women who are martial artist...hands down.Great bodies,sleek,
firm and flexible,theyre in a class of their own.Been with a builder chick...like trying to hump a piano...not cozy.

For sleek, firm, and flexible, don't forget the YOGA babez... though some of them are SO flexible they can... you know... "take care" of themselves. :tongue:

Enquiring Minds
January 20, 2010, 01:38
Mebsuta HGH known to make the bones in your fingers and hands grow.

Ah-so... veddy intuh-resting... hmmm... would explain a lot.


Originally posted by Eric Bryant
Are we talking about the actual build of the hands (bone structure, proportions, and size)...?

YES, exactly. e.g. generally the palms of a man's hands, whatever the size, seem to have an aspect ratio of 4:4, width:length, basically square-ish, whereas la femmes seem to have narrower palms, say 3:4... along with, hopefully, slender fingers, French manicure... and a propensity to slide them under your clothing. :o

These IFBB babes though, I dunno... hands like card-carrying members of the Ironworkers Union... could cause certain things to, uh... "wilt" if they grabbed hold. :tongue:

kayakpirate
January 20, 2010, 07:48
Originally posted by Enquiring Minds


For sleek, firm, and flexible, don't forget the YOGA babez... though some of them are SO flexible they can... you know... "take care" of themselves. :tongue:

Been there done that as well.Problem with Yoga babes,too crunchy granola.
Will chow down at a sushi bar while bitching about people that go fishing.Typical liberal crazys.

Ssarge
January 20, 2010, 07:52
Originally posted by Enquiring Minds


Touche'! That's why I concentrate on babez raised in foreign lands... like BRAZIL... :wink:

Ssarge Sounds like you had better check for an Adams apple EM!

Check... oh, but what if the 'roids give them man-SMELL!? :eek: *THAT* would be even more off-putting than the hands thing! Retch.

You are the stupidfucker wanting to hump women with "big hands", and possibly a big dick. I'm happily married to a plesant woman.

jeffrey
January 20, 2010, 08:21
Originally posted by W.E.G.
I don't like hanging out with females who do steroids any more than I like hanging out with males who do steroids.

Only 1 out of a hundred who deny using steroids actually are not using them.

Check out the big purple bruises on their ass from the needles.

Sexy?
NOT.

Psych problems?
CHECK.

Future after steroids?
NOT.

I'm trying to imagine WEG'S opening line...

"Hey gorgeous, come here often? Got any big purple bruises on yer ass?"

justashooter
January 20, 2010, 08:25
Originally posted by kayakpirate


Been there done that as well.Problem with Yoga babes,too crunchy granola.
Will chow down at a sushi bar while bitching about people that go fishing.Typical liberal crazys.

yeah, but getting two of them together and watching the sushi eating is better than viagra.

kayakpirate
January 20, 2010, 08:37
Originally posted by justashooter


yeah, but getting two of them together and watching the sushi eating is better than viagra.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: !!

Enquiring Minds
January 26, 2010, 17:40
Originally posted by justashooter


yeah, but getting two of them together and watching the sushi eating is better than viagra.

(*ba-DUM-TSSSsss!*) :D

fry
January 26, 2010, 18:03
i was hoping for a thread with pictures,lol.

Alien1
January 26, 2010, 18:11
We aint allowed to have no pictures-censorship is a good thing

Enquiring Minds
January 26, 2010, 18:40
Originally posted by Mebsuta
HGH known to make the bones in your fingers and hands grow.

Hmmm... and, apparently, the forehead/super-orbital ridges as well! :eek:

Dang, never noticed it in the diffuse gym lighting, with her bubbleicious-power-butt filling my viewscreen, but the other night, we took it to the next level--LOL--went across the street together for protein smoothies... her idea, no big woop, all levity... just 2 grown-ups, chatting...

... now, when you're seated across from a lady, and she has her head down, say reading, or sucking through a straw, and she angles her eyes way up to look at you without raising her head, just past her eyebrows, that SHOULD look cute, feminine, possibly seductive, even slightly submissive, but... OMFG!... she did that a few times and it was... it was... ANGRY *MAN* SCOWL! :uhoh:

I... I... *think* I maintained my suave-ay, and convo flow, but I'm... haunted... possibly traumatized. :o

Canna do it. Gotta punt.

Mebsuta
January 27, 2010, 05:06
Yes; facial bones, fingers and hands, and jaw. If U watched the Olympics in the 90s, U might have seen some underbites. The tests they had in place at the time did not detect HGH.

owlcreekok
January 27, 2010, 08:46
Old fuggin joo pokes around and finally cons a buff hottie to do him.

She finds out he has a single shot 28 ga and moves on.

The "pleasant" one at home changes the locks and serves papers on him.

Now the price of Vaseline is as important as the price of Calais.

:rofl:

Story
January 27, 2010, 18:03
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biggun
January 28, 2010, 23:36
You guys ever notice Giada De Laurentiis hands? She's hotter than the surface of the sun(especially covered in chocolate) but, then her hands scare the hell outta me.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/giada-de-laurentiis/recipes/index.html

Faust
January 29, 2010, 00:33
Never to date a woman with big hands, it'll make your dick look small.

metalreptile
January 29, 2010, 05:59
Originally posted by W.E.G.


Check out the big purple bruises on their ass from the needles.



I'll definately check out their ass!! :rofl: