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DABTL
December 23, 2009, 19:58
I wish all of you a Merry Christmas. It is that time of the year when we all need to reflect on the past, look forward to the future and plan ahead.

For those on hard times, a better future.

For those who did OK, congratulations.

For all of us, keep on working, living and moving forward to a better tomorrow.

This has to be the most dysfunctional group I have ever had the pleasure to associate with.

But, what fun the past year has been. To Jen, Merry Christmas and smooth sailing. Thanks from all of us.

For vmtz, I hope the surgery is successful and you find happiness with your future boy friend.:p

Story
December 23, 2009, 20:08
We all chipped in for your present, Counselor.

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DABTL
December 23, 2009, 20:09
Originally posted by Story
We all chipped in for your present, Counselor.

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The present sucks, but the thought counts. ;) Merry Christmas.

2barearms
December 23, 2009, 20:10
It's starting to look like Christmas and it looks as if
you've already been drinking eggnog.

Merry Christmas Dumb Bass.

V guy
December 23, 2009, 20:11
Yep, I second Bills XMAS greeting to you all.

I thank you for your perseverance in my attempts to entertain you this past year.

It is this group that keeps me off street corners and soapboxes.

I had a good day today. I was still coming off yesterdays dose of demarol, versid and fentanil from the colonosopy......

DABTL
December 23, 2009, 20:12
Originally posted by 2barearms
It's starting to look like Christmas and it looks as if
you've already been drinking eggnog.

Merry Christmas Dumb Bass.

Make that White Zinfandel, sir! But, Merry Christmas to you also.:rofl:

English Mike
December 23, 2009, 20:21
Merry Christmas Bill

Don't let the naysayers discourage you from posting.....



.........:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

vmtz
December 23, 2009, 20:28
Bill,

I know you get a bit funny when you have pulled pork, but I think you are talking about KOAM and the Florida boyz?

Aside from that, merry Christmas to you as well.

Fr. Vince

renaissance_warrior
December 23, 2009, 22:17
Merry Christmas Bill, you are a thorn in the side to many, but never a prick to me. :beer: :biggrin: :rofl:

Ssarge
December 23, 2009, 22:26
Merry Christmas to you and your whole family Bill.

Brett
December 23, 2009, 22:35
Bill, you remind me of Lucas electrics. Most times I hate them, but once a year, when they work properly, I like them. Merry Christmas.

homelandprotector
December 23, 2009, 22:46
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low
stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter
solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of
the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of
your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions
and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all; and a fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of
the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not
without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures,
and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical
ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual
preference of the wishees.


By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is
warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of
good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the
sole discretion of the wisher."

W.E.G.
December 23, 2009, 22:47
Oh come, all ye faith-ful!!!......

This year for my Boxing Day meal, I think I'll have the vegetarian meal entree from an MRE, washed down with my own special jack made from the fruit packages and the grape beverage powder.

I might make extra servings in case anybody drops by.

martin35
December 24, 2009, 02:51
If there is no joyous way to give a Christmas gift, give goodwill away, even if just for the day.

StG58Freak
December 24, 2009, 07:09
Originally posted by W.E.G.
Oh come, all ye faith-ful!!!......

This year for my Boxing Day meal, I think I'll have the vegetarian meal entree from an MRE, washed down with my own special jack made from the fruit packages and the grape beverage powder.

I might make extra servings in case anybody drops by.


Man, now that's livin' !

Oh and Bill, may you and yours have a Happy Holiday:whiskey:

K.O.A.M.
December 24, 2009, 07:31
Originally posted by vmtz
Bill,

I know you get a bit funny when you have pulled pork, but I think you are talking about KOAM and the Florida boyz?

Aside from that, merry Christmas to you as well.

Fr. Vince

Leave us out of your border war. Just because DABTL is calling you light in the loafers and saying you have a disco ball attached to your janitor's cart is no reason to get sSarge and I involved.

vmtz
December 24, 2009, 09:24
That Disco Ball is kool and you know it. But, that does not change the fact that he is talking about you Florida guys.

Fr. Vince

xcpd69
December 24, 2009, 09:33
Originally posted by DABTL


The present sucks, but the thought counts. ;) Merry Christmas.

Cheer up! The present will soon be the past. Mid-Terms are just around the corner.

The Democrats finally see the light at the end of the tunnel.

Unfortunately, for them, it's a freight train.

Casery Jones, move aside. Reid and Pelosi are about to surpass your name as synominous with "train wreck."

K.O.A.M.
December 24, 2009, 09:34
Originally posted by vmtz
That Disco Ball is kool and you know it. But, that does not change the fact that he is talking about you Florida guys.

Fr. Vince

"I'll take New Mexican Sausages for three hundred, Alex"

"Answer: Vince"

"Who is the estupidofoquero who can't read English and is trying to palm his
ideological fellow traveller spat with DABTL off on someone who was
minding their own business?"

"Correct"

vmtz
December 24, 2009, 10:03
I think you need to sit down before you hurt yourself.

Fr. Vince

Firestarter
December 24, 2009, 11:03
Merry Christmas to you and your family Bill.

ElRon
December 24, 2009, 11:26
Molon Pulled Pork!

ThunderGod
December 24, 2009, 12:04
Blessed Yule, Bill.





Did Lisa talk you out of moving the office?

lutefisk
December 24, 2009, 12:17
Yes, a great Christmas to all. I'm hoping Christmas morning produces an elk in the cross hairs for my wife...that's the only present I want.

I do regret (hah, hold your breath...that was friggin' funny) threatening to come down and take what we won after one too many Yankee comments by Dean P.

Dabtl, I hope that sometime you will provide some insight on strategies for purchasing surplus vehicles. Admittedly, I'm not quite sure how my wife would react to me coming home with a duece & 1/2.

May you all have great health and happiness over the holidays.

DABTL
December 24, 2009, 14:03
Originally posted by ThunderGod


Did Lisa talk you out of moving the office?

There was a successful revolt. Tea party people could do well to consult with her.:sad:

Randall
December 24, 2009, 14:41
Merry Christmas Bill...and the same goes for the rest of you FalFile's reprobates...Merry Christmas!!!!

molotov
December 24, 2009, 14:46
Bill, you remind me of Lucas electrics. Most times I hate them, but once a year, when they work properly, I like them.

Haha, I don't know how many other people caught that or not, but it is true.:)

Ironhandjohn
December 24, 2009, 18:39
Originally posted by molotov


Haha, I don't know how many other people caught that or not, but it is true.:)

Funny stuff!

Didn't Lucas also invent refrigerators in England? That's why the beer is warm........


He was also knighted by the Queen: Prince of Darkness...


Got a million of 'em!!

Merry Christmas to everyone here from Clan Ironhand!!!:biggrin:

J. Armstrong
December 24, 2009, 19:50
A Merry Christmas and Happy New Year right back atcha, Bill !!

Blaster
December 24, 2009, 19:58
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all (and that DOES include DABTL.)
Oh yeah, here Bill, have a couple on me........:beer: :beer:

DJ
December 24, 2009, 21:31
Merry Christmas, Bill and to the rest of this dysfunctional bunch!:beer:

owlcreekok
December 25, 2009, 07:10
Bah Humbug.


:tongue:

longhair51
December 25, 2009, 12:32
Originally posted by DABTL
This has to be the most dysfunctional group I have ever had the pleasure to associate with.
I'd say dysfunctional about covers it.

Merry Christmas to you Bill, and to all of the rest of you miscreants too. :biggrin:

Seriously, I wish blessings to you all.

Don

bykerhd
December 25, 2009, 21:16
It's getting late in the day, but....

Best wishes to all !

WJ-Polish Guy
December 25, 2009, 22:02
:beer: :beer: :beer:

humpback
December 27, 2009, 14:33
Merry Christmas DABTL, the Turkey you cooked looks delicious! I can tell it's full of hope and change! Lets dig in!

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