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okiefarmer
January 10, 2006, 10:26
Shamelessely borrowed from another BB

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/

EMDII
January 10, 2006, 10:45
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/32.jpg

Right!
:eek:

CZ-75a
January 10, 2006, 12:23
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/7.jpg

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/02.jpg

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/6.jpg

:rofl:

ftierson
January 10, 2006, 14:05
Originally posted by EMDII
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/32.jpg

Right!
:eek:

Ted,

Nice likeness...

From your "undercover nuke plant protector" days?

:)

Forrest

EMDII
January 10, 2006, 14:08
Nah, that's the one after my 2d-ex took me to the cleaners. She must have gotten 80K. :eek:

Cava3r4
January 10, 2006, 14:16
ONLY 80K. !!
man you had a good lawyer.
was it DABTL? :D
Bob

squid8286
January 10, 2006, 22:17
Sent that to every woman on my e-mail list.

tac-40
January 10, 2006, 22:18
ONLY 80K. !!
man you had a good lawyer.
was it DABTL?
Bob

He told me that the lawyer took the rest.:D

Sig220
January 10, 2006, 22:40
Hmmmmmmmm, where have I seen this guy before?????:biggrin: :biggrin: :uhoh:

MAG58
January 10, 2006, 23:35
Exelent Husband material


http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/31.jpg

CE-know this guy?

fastprofessor
January 10, 2006, 23:40
Damn. Those other guys make me look GOOOD!

Hey Ladies!

9thmoon
January 11, 2006, 01:53
I'll take two!

As long as they know how to operate power- and hand-tools and come certified clean of any health issues...

What do you mean, I can't have two?!

ftierson
January 11, 2006, 02:15
Originally posted by 9thmoon
I'll take two!

As long as they know how to operate power- and hand-tools and come certified clean of any health issues...

What do you mean, I can't have two?!

:eek:

:)

Forrest

ftierson
January 11, 2006, 03:13
By the way, 9thmoon, your comment reminds me of the saying that almost became the signature line of the RED-GREEN Show...

(And forgive me for paraphrasing now because it's been a few years since I last heard it)...

"If the women don't find you handsome, at least they should find you handy."

:)

Forrest

stimpsonjcat
January 11, 2006, 12:35
There are single women on this board?

Go with God...

9thmoon
January 11, 2006, 22:42
Originally posted by ftierson
"If the women don't find you handsome, at least they should find you handy."

On the one hand, I really don't mind changing my own oil and air filters, fixing leaky faucets, painting the house, cleaning the gutters (in fact that's pretty fun!), going to the dump, and other "husband work", but on the other hand, it is nice to have someone around who knows how to do these things when I don't know how or just don't want to. If it was legal and affordable I'd consider importing some help... just probably not some random help off a website somewhere. :-)

ftierson
January 11, 2006, 22:45
Originally posted by 9thmoon


On the one hand, I really don't mind changing my own oil and air filters, fixing leaky faucets, painting the house, cleaning the gutters (in fact that's pretty fun!), going to the dump, and other "husband work", but on the other hand, it is nice to have someone around who knows how to do these things when I don't know how or just don't want to. If it was legal and affordable I'd consider importing some help... just probably not some random help off a website somewhere. :-)

Probably a wise decision...

:)

Forrest

newfalguy101
January 11, 2006, 23:01
That so CANT be a real site can it??????????????????????????????

:eek: :eek:

groovyrascal
January 11, 2006, 23:21
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/02.jpg


"There's this one kid..Mongo...he's got a forehead like a drive in theater. He's a pretty good shit so we don't bust his chops too much.":D

FTW2012
January 11, 2006, 23:22
looks more like a Sheriffs jail roster to me!

9thmoon,

as mom says.................
don't touch that, you don't know where its been


some things soap just don't wash off!

J. Armstrong
January 11, 2006, 23:31
9thmoon - You LIKE cleaning gutters :eek: :uhoh: ?!?!?!?!?

Where have you been all my life :? :confused: :wink: :biggrin:

fastprofessor
January 11, 2006, 23:38
Originally posted by 9thmoon
I'll take two!

As long as they know how to operate power- and hand-tools and come certified clean of any health issues...

What do you mean, I can't have two?!

Sure you can have two. Can you say TWINS!
These boys look like they could work all day long. Although don't try to cheat on em cause they'd hear ya! :D

gamachinist
January 12, 2006, 21:24
Originally posted by groovyrascal
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/02.jpg


"There's this one kid..Mongo...he's got a forehead like a drive in theater. He's a pretty good shit so we don't bust his chops too much.":D

Actually I think that is an all grown up "Timmy" from South Park!

Batman
January 13, 2006, 00:23
Originally posted by gamachinist


Actually I think that is an all grown up "Timmy" from South Park!

I see the resemblance!:)

FTW2012
January 13, 2006, 02:09
Tim-MAY!!!!!!!!

Enquiring Minds
January 13, 2006, 06:09
Tim, Tim, TimmEH!!... (and the Lords of the Underworld... LOL!)

Tinted glasses and yellow teeth... women love that... IFF you give them a nice house and $75K/yr "allowance".

renaissance_warrior
January 14, 2006, 00:29
That does look like a post office flip roster. All except the guy with the Mickey Mouse Does Merlin hat. The twins look like the novel of Frankenstein wasn't fiction. :eek:

A freak parade in my Escalade to be sure.

Mark :beer:

fastprofessor
January 14, 2006, 11:37
Originally posted by renaissance_warrior
The twins look like the novel of Frankenstein wasn't fiction. :eek:

Mark :beer:

Yeah you'd be surprised what you can find by doing a google image search for "ugly twins" :eek:

Although for the "wolfman" looking character I found for my first post in this thread I had to google "fugly". His picture actually came up on a foreign dating web page :rofl:

Bama
January 14, 2006, 22:08
Those 2 guys raise bird dogs!

Bama
January 14, 2006, 22:16
Timmmmmmay!

fastprofessor
January 14, 2006, 23:09
Here's the full photo:

Temp
January 14, 2006, 23:14
Those are Faltitude's neighbors, man,... ease up.

http://www.falfiles.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=155854

Jon Frum
January 14, 2006, 23:35
Originally posted by fastprofessor
Here's the full photo:



Alabama?

Bama
January 15, 2006, 00:51
Yes.

Firestarter
January 15, 2006, 13:01
Originally posted by fastprofessor
Here's the full photo:

http://www.falfiles.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=1463555

They look like the poster kids for the reason to revive the eugenics program

Firestarter
January 15, 2006, 18:39
Oh...and the one on the right WHAT IN THE HELL IS RUNNING DOWN HIS SHIRT?

Did he just skin a rabbit with his tooth?

fastprofessor
January 15, 2006, 18:59
Originally posted by Temp
Those are Faltitude's neighbors, man,... ease up.

http://www.falfiles.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=155854

HA! :rofl:

Although it kinda scares me, Temp, that we are on the same wavelength.:eek:

Temp
January 15, 2006, 20:39
Originally posted by fastprofessor


HA! :rofl:

Although it kinda scares me, Temp, that we are on the same wavelength.:eek:

lol,... that's definitely something to be concerned about,...

denver
January 15, 2006, 20:47
Originally posted by EMDII
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/32.jpg

Right!
:eek:

"......I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up "souvenirs".


LOL! Don't forget to check out the Success Stories tab.

FTW2012
January 16, 2006, 03:26
ETHER, LOL!!!!!!!!
But he does keep it down to just a couple

Does this have domestic violence written all over it?

Big Toe
January 16, 2006, 09:45
I try not to make fun of others but this has to be a joke. That site can't be real is it?

robmac
January 16, 2006, 17:23
Originally posted by Big Toe
I try not to make fun of others but this has to be a joke. That site can't be real is it?

Weel first I S**T myself, and now after your post, I'm thinkin'....I HOPE NOT!!