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Old January 21, 2018, 10:50   #1
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What's the difference

Between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
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Old January 21, 2018, 11:18   #2
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Old January 21, 2018, 11:34   #3
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I just learned that the difference is no one pays $300 to have a garbanzo bean on their face
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Old January 21, 2018, 12:02   #4
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I just learned that the difference is no one pays $300 to have a garbanzo bean on their face
Anyone that pays $300 to have a chickpea on their face would pay $300 for a garbanzo bean, they just haven't been marketed to properly.
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Old January 21, 2018, 12:10   #5
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I just learned that the difference is no one pays $300 to have a garbanzo bean on their face

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Old January 21, 2018, 21:55   #6
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Anyone that pays $300 to have a chickpea on their face would pay $300 for a garbanzo bean, they just haven't been marketed to properly.
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Old January 21, 2018, 22:06   #7
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Old January 21, 2018, 23:43   #8
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What about the difference between jam and jelly?
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Old January 22, 2018, 00:15   #9
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Nothing. Up north they're animal feed, down here, people eat them... Eck!
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Old January 22, 2018, 05:59   #10
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What about the difference between jam and jelly?
Jam don't shake like jelly,,, except on redheads.
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Old January 22, 2018, 10:24   #11
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Jam don't shake like jelly,,, except on redheads.
i like jam on redheads.
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Old January 22, 2018, 11:23   #12
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You canít jelly your junk into that redhead...
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Old January 22, 2018, 12:27   #13
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Between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
marketing


and the line is; "that must be jello, 'cause jam don't shake like that"!

I have been known to utter that phrase from time to time
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Old January 22, 2018, 13:30   #14
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Doesn't have to cost anything, just find a chick that likes hummus....

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