Bitch Slaping Worthless Liberals.....

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Stolen from Grouchy Old Cripple >> http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/arc..._slapping.html

100% relate to it.

John Lewis...Yannow some people carry a race card. John Lewis carries an entire ******* deck. If you don't hear someone call you a nigger, make it up. He got hit one too many times by a nightstick back in the 60's. He won't even feel this. Whap! Since he can't feel it, let's give him two more. Whap! Whap

Al Sharpton...Will some one please 'splain to me why this charlatan is still relevant? From the Tawana Brawley hoax to the Crown Heights riots (which led to a death) to Freddy's Fashion Mart (more deaths) he has spread his hate, bigotry, anti-semitism, and racism. I guess he's the perfect Dimocrat. He also claims to have seen the tape where John Lewis and other members of the CBC were called niggers. OK. Why has no one else seen it? Because he's lying. Whap!

Bart Stupak and the rest of the "pro-life" Dimocrats...I guess you assholes showed your true colors. And guess what? Less than a week after their votes on JHEcare, they've requested $3.9 billion worth of earmarks. Turns out Speaker Blinky knew what they were. She just had to figger out what their price was. Whap!

Bawney Fwank...You were one of the dipshits responsible for the mortgage meltdown. You said Fanny and Freddie were solvent three months before they collapsed. You even said that they weren't lending enough money. Now you expect us to trust you to fix the problem? The only people who are bigger assholes than you are the assholes who continually vote you into office. Whap! What? You like it? You want more? Whap!

Chris Dodd...You helped too you worthless ****. At least you are leaving the Senate. Take this as a parting shot. Whap!

John McRINO...All of a sudden you're talking tough on immigration after that rancher was killed. Also you're in a reelection battle. Yeah. You'll prolly get reelected and then you'll turn back into Johnny Maverick and start "reaching across the aisle" so the LSM will like you again. They sure liked you during the last election didn't they? Whap!

Lindsey Graham...John McRINO's mini-me. Watch him vote for tax and crap. South Carolina you gotta find someone to take this idiot's place. Whap!

Speaker Blinky...One of my readers once said about her is if she gets one more facelift she's gonna have a beard. She already has to unbutton her blouse to take a pee. She managed to bribe and coerce enough reps to get JHEcare passed. The American people don't want it, but they're just a bunch of rubes who don't know what's good for them. Let's tax botox. Hey Blinky! Whap!

Harry Reid...What a worthless piece of crap you are. The people of Nevada should be ashamed of themselves for electing you. I hope they fix that in November. Whap!

Barbara "Ma'am" Boxer...The general calling you "ma'am" was a sign of respect, repect that you don't deserve. You worked hard to be a senator? GMAFB! You married money and you represent a state full of moonbats. All you had to be was a moonbat, sumpin' you do very well. Whap!

Chuck "the schmuck' Schumer...You unctuous bastard. Word is you may become majority leader if Reid is sent packing. That means we would hear even more of your bullshit. Al D'Amato was right. You are a putzhead. Whap! Eeeeewwww! My hand is all oily.

Henry Waxman...Let's see. You evil rat bastard commies pass a bill. US corporations check out the bill and then by mandated accounting standards take the hit on their books. Then you call them to show trials in front of your committee. That means we get to see more of your nose hairs. It's not a pretty sight. Whap!

Blackie O...You said during the campaign that for the first time in your life you were proud of your country. This is a country where a black woman could get an Ivy League education. This is a country with black millionaires. Blacks have a higher standard of living here than in any other country and you were'nt proud of this country. ****! You! Move to Cuba. Whap!

Thunder Rodent Thighs...Hey! That reset button that you gave the Russians was a really neat idea. Too bad you couldn't seem to find anyone in the entire State Department to give you the right translation for "reset". You should have called Condi Rice She speaks fluent Russian. Whap!

Tim Geithner...Way to pay them taxes Timmy. Whap!

Charlie Rangel...Speaking of taxes, we had a tax cheat in charge of the committee that writes the tax code. What's up with that? I thought Speaker Blinky was gonna drain the swamp. Kinda hard to do with Rangel clogging up the drain. Whap!

Jug Hussein Ears...The most liberal president in my lifetime. The most dangerous president in my lifetime. There's no telling how much harm he can do to this country during his term. Hope and chane my ass. Rat bastard commie. Whap!