Bush did it.

V guy · July 16, 2012, 15:33

I watched a Discovery show last nite; the idiotic hoax show about mermaids.
It is an attempt by the whale people, to attack the Navy.

Anyway, it was put together by the people at the animal-planet, channel.

The crux of this two hour diatribe, is that Bush and the Navy were killing off the mermaid population, on purpose during 2005; like they are extra-terrestrial space aliens, or from mexico city.

This mermaid population, is a million year old, peace loving people, who swim with dolphins and whales, their friends.
They are a noble species, who self sacrifice for the good of the tribe, and share and share alike, with no rich people or handguns to mess things up.

They returned to the sea long ago, because of Bush and Cheney's relatives; for one million years ago, on land, Bush and Cheney were killing off the Neanderthals, (and them too.)

The mer-people choose not to set up ACORN and fight, but went to fight megalodon sharks, and to get smart.

Fake cave paintings, thousands of years old, (just painted,) depict Cheney and relatives killing mermaids, with spears/ bows and arrows, during fights over fish.

Evil Bush and the Navy have plotted against the mermaids, like they were illegal aliens, seeking to take away their civil rights.

Their civil rights were being violated by Bush and Cheney in 2004-2005 using sonar anhilation techniques.
That happened when Bush landed on the Carrier and announced the Iraq war as won.

Animal planet/NOAA heard the cries of the mermaids dying, and recorded their sounds.

Fake NOAA employess tried to fight Bush, but Cheney had their scientific experiments and evidence confiscated, in South Africa and here.

Mermaids, who washed up on shore alive in Washington State, were kept prisoner by the Navy for several years. Maybe even at Little Creek, where SEALS kicked their asses and screwed the women.

A fake video of a mermaid on shore, was shown, as real.

The show has fired the imagination of the weak minded, democratic, child-minded scum; and despite denials by NOAA and the Navy, once Obama announces it as a truthful documentary, and that Romney is behind the Navy, the damage will be done.

Watch it if you can; bring beer.

**308bolt** · July 16, 2012, 15:36

Methinks you've had a beer too many.

carguym14 · July 16, 2012, 15:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by 308bolt

Methinks you've had a beer too many.

Combined with the medications is a bad mix.............

shlomo · July 16, 2012, 19:19

Only you, Vguy.

Only you.

Capt.Hotpants · July 16, 2012, 22:03

I watched that show as well. I didn't take the whole Bush/Cheney thing away from it but I did see animal rights activist BS about the mermaid people and how the Navy was purposely attacking them and this in turn was harming the whales etc. At first I was like "OK I know this is all BS and all fake but still a neat fictional idea on how man could of evolved differently" but then they plugged the whole oh yeah the whales are dieing and here is some "real" footage of a mermaid taken with a 2000-2002 era cell camera, this proves the NAVY/Government hates wha... err Mermaids. The video had the old VHS "snow" and lines in it something you don't get with digital recording (you get nothing, pixels, or choppy/lag video) and it was really smooth like someone used a steady cam mount and just moved around a lot. Now I knew it was fake to begin with but they didn't even TRY to make it look right.

I thought it was an interesting show, if not for the animal rights whining I would of thought it was a good show... but it definitely belonged on the scifi channel.

juanni · July 16, 2012, 22:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Capt.Hotpants

I watched that show as well. I didn't take the whole Bush/Cheney thing away from it ..............

I am shocked, you mean Vguy made a Bush connection where there was none.

Might as well get it out of the way,,,,,,,,,,, any mention of Ron Paul or Articles of the Confederation in that Mermaid show?

..........juanni

D P Six · July 16, 2012, 22:54

Bush probably did do it...on the advice of Clinton.

**308bolt** · July 16, 2012, 23:03

It all sounds fishy to me.

homelandprotector · July 17, 2012, 00:03

It's just the circle of life.......

**brunop** · July 17, 2012, 00:50

photoshop.

But I like the idea.

V guy · July 17, 2012, 09:51

Obama will protect them, wait and see............

I am surprised that Cheney was not shown......... dramatically eating some special "sushi," along with his standard dolphin diet.

This was sheer, anti Navy propaganda at its best.......this show has and will continue to fool the masses.

The fake ex Navy guy, who had his face blacked out and voice modified, was presented as one of the Navy SS, who conducted the experiments..... and took them off the beaches.
He clearly was an actor, and not Navy, because he never made any comments about their Hooters.

**Blackmore** · July 17, 2012, 12:43

I wish my satellite dish channel choices were a la carte.

**308bolt** · July 17, 2012, 12:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by V guy

This was sheer, anti Navy propaganda at its best.......this show has and will continue to fool the masses.

The masses would have to be pretty damned stupid to start believing in mermaids. On the other hand, they believed in obama so I guess anything is possible.

**308bolt** · July 17, 2012, 13:29

Animal planet mermaid documentary:

http://youtu.be/GdGBcS0avAU

I would have embedded it but for some reason videos aren't showing up on this site for me so I couldn't preview and see if it was there or not.

101ABN327 · July 17, 2012, 15:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by juanni

I am shocked, you mean Vguy made a Bush connection where there was none.

Might as well get it out of the way,,,,,,,,,,, any mention of Ron Paul or Articles of the Confederation in that Mermaid show?

..........juanni

Jefferson kept mermaids as slaves. He even bred with them...

**308bolt** · July 17, 2012, 15:49

I wonder if Country Joe and the Fish are direct descendants of Jefferson?!!

carguym14 · July 17, 2012, 16:17

Anyone know what Romneys positions are on mermaids???

**308bolt** · July 17, 2012, 16:21

Maybe Willard's mother was a mermaid. that would explain the incessant flip-flopping.

Quote:

Anyone know what Romneys positions are on mermaids???

Missionary.

FAL freek · July 17, 2012, 18:01

Thank the Almighty Obama got elected. His descending to Earth on the unicorn sh*tting skittles into the ocean that fed the starving mermaids and saved them from the combination of the MI complexes genocidal policies and evil corporate industrial greed that was leading mans poor ocean relatives to certain annihilation.

ronpaulFAL · July 18, 2012, 09:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by 308bolt

Maybe Willard's mother was a mermaid. that would explain the incessant flip-flopping.

Missionary.

Missionary, fully clothed and precisely at 9:00PM on the second Wednesday of each month. Afterwards, little Mittens gets a warm glass of milk and it's time for bed! Nighty Nite Little Mittens...

V guy · July 18, 2012, 14:05

L Rons parents were obviously tuna's.

L.Ron is a tuna; "chicken of the sea," for his foreign policy.

**308bolt** · July 18, 2012, 14:08

Zionists are carp.
Too much Gefilte fish.
You are what you eat.
Suckers at their best.

ce · July 18, 2012, 14:43

Obviously, you never heard of Yonatan Netanyahu.

July 16, 2012, 15:33	#1
V guy Registered FALaholic #: 10282 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: miami Posts: 8,206	Bush did it. I watched a Discovery show last nite; the idiotic hoax show about mermaids. It is an attempt by the whale people, to attack the Navy. Anyway, it was put together by the people at the animal-planet, channel. The crux of this two hour diatribe, is that Bush and the Navy were killing off the mermaid population, on purpose during 2005; like they are extra-terrestrial space aliens, or from mexico city. This mermaid population, is a million year old, peace loving people, who swim with dolphins and whales, their friends. They are a noble species, who self sacrifice for the good of the tribe, and share and share alike, with no rich people or handguns to mess things up. They returned to the sea long ago, because of Bush and Cheney's relatives; for one million years ago, on land, Bush and Cheney were killing off the Neanderthals, (and them too.) The mer-people choose not to set up ACORN and fight, but went to fight megalodon sharks, and to get smart. Fake cave paintings, thousands of years old, (just painted,) depict Cheney and relatives killing mermaids, with spears/ bows and arrows, during fights over fish. Evil Bush and the Navy have plotted against the mermaids, like they were illegal aliens, seeking to take away their civil rights. Their civil rights were being violated by Bush and Cheney in 2004-2005 using sonar anhilation techniques. That happened when Bush landed on the Carrier and announced the Iraq war as won. Animal planet/NOAA heard the cries of the mermaids dying, and recorded their sounds. Fake NOAA employess tried to fight Bush, but Cheney had their scientific experiments and evidence confiscated, in South Africa and here. Mermaids, who washed up on shore alive in Washington State, were kept prisoner by the Navy for several years. Maybe even at Little Creek, where SEALS kicked their asses and screwed the women. A fake video of a mermaid on shore, was shown, as real. The show has fired the imagination of the weak minded, democratic, child-minded scum; and despite denials by NOAA and the Navy, once Obama announces it as a truthful documentary, and that Romney is behind the Navy, the damage will be done. Watch it if you can; bring beer. Last edited by V guy; July 16, 2012 at 15:38.

July 16, 2012, 15:36	#2
308bolt Heathen Silver Contributor FALaholic #: 19255 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 19,986	Methinks you've had a beer too many. __________________ "The bandwagons rumble past. I sit here on the curb," ~ John Hartford ~ "Nil desperandum, -- Never Despair. That is a motto for you and me. All are not dead; and where there is a spark of patriotic fire, we will rekindle it." ~ Samuel Adams ~

July 16, 2012, 23:03	#8
308bolt Heathen Silver Contributor FALaholic #: 19255 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 19,986	It all sounds fishy to me. __________________ "The bandwagons rumble past. I sit here on the curb," ~ John Hartford ~ "Nil desperandum, -- Never Despair. That is a motto for you and me. All are not dead; and where there is a spark of patriotic fire, we will rekindle it." ~ Samuel Adams ~

July 17, 2012, 00:03	#9
homelandprotector Registered FALaholic #: 16592 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Reno, Nevada Posts: 6,136	It's just the circle of life....... __________________ We need about 3000 Ron Paul's in Washington.....HLP

July 17, 2012, 00:50	#10
brunop Refresh Key Masher Platinum Contributor FALaholic #: 17136 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: oregon Posts: 6,474	photoshop. But I like the idea. __________________ "I love you, Pluskat..." - brunop "Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God." - Thomas Jefferson "The constitutions of most of our states [and of the United States] assert that all power is inherent in the people; that they may exercise it by themselves; that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed; that they are entitled to freedom of person, freedom of religion, freedom of property and freedom of the press." - Thomas Jefferson

July 16, 2012, 19:19	#4
shlomo Registered FALaholic #: 12779 Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: elsewhere Posts: 12,004	Only you, Vguy. Only you.

July 16, 2012, 22:03	#5
Capt.Hotpants Registered FALaholic #: 66686 Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Michigan Posts: 82	I watched that show as well. I didn't take the whole Bush/Cheney thing away from it but I did see animal rights activist BS about the mermaid people and how the Navy was purposely attacking them and this in turn was harming the whales etc. At first I was like "OK I know this is all BS and all fake but still a neat fictional idea on how man could of evolved differently" but then they plugged the whole oh yeah the whales are dieing and here is some "real" footage of a mermaid taken with a 2000-2002 era cell camera, this proves the NAVY/Government hates wha... err Mermaids. The video had the old VHS "snow" and lines in it something you don't get with digital recording (you get nothing, pixels, or choppy/lag video) and it was really smooth like someone used a steady cam mount and just moved around a lot. Now I knew it was fake to begin with but they didn't even TRY to make it look right. I thought it was an interesting show, if not for the animal rights whining I would of thought it was a good show... but it definitely belonged on the scifi channel.

July 16, 2012, 22:54	#7
D P Six Registered FALaholic #: 15219 Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 2,092	Bush probably did do it...on the advice of Clinton.

July 17, 2012, 09:51	#11
V guy Registered FALaholic #: 10282 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: miami Posts: 8,206	Obama will protect them, wait and see............ I am surprised that Cheney was not shown......... dramatically eating some special "sushi," along with his standard dolphin diet. This was sheer, anti Navy propaganda at its best.......this show has and will continue to fool the masses. The fake ex Navy guy, who had his face blacked out and voice modified, was presented as one of the Navy SS, who conducted the experiments..... and took them off the beaches. He clearly was an actor, and not Navy, because he never made any comments about their Hooters.

July 17, 2012, 12:43	#12
Blackmore Curio & Relic Silver Contributor FALaholic #: 2690 Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: West Central New Hampshire Posts: 4,383	I wish my satellite dish channel choices were a la carte. __________________ A professional is someone who can do his best work when he doesn't feel like it.

July 17, 2012, 13:29	#14
308bolt Heathen Silver Contributor FALaholic #: 19255 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 19,986	Animal planet mermaid documentary: http://youtu.be/GdGBcS0avAU I would have embedded it but for some reason videos aren't showing up on this site for me so I couldn't preview and see if it was there or not. __________________ "The bandwagons rumble past. I sit here on the curb," ~ John Hartford ~ "Nil desperandum, -- Never Despair. That is a motto for you and me. All are not dead; and where there is a spark of patriotic fire, we will rekindle it." ~ Samuel Adams ~

July 17, 2012, 15:49	#16
308bolt Heathen Silver Contributor FALaholic #: 19255 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 19,986	I wonder if Country Joe and the Fish are direct descendants of Jefferson?!! __________________ "The bandwagons rumble past. I sit here on the curb," ~ John Hartford ~ "Nil desperandum, -- Never Despair. That is a motto for you and me. All are not dead; and where there is a spark of patriotic fire, we will rekindle it." ~ Samuel Adams ~

July 17, 2012, 16:17	#17
carguym14 Registered Bronze Contributor FALaholic #: 13162 Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Iowa Posts: 5,959	Anyone know what Romneys positions are on mermaids??? __________________ Anything not under government control is,by definition,out of control. Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining. When is it time to pick up your rifle? When your conscience cannot abide to see it unused. 1gewehr 8/3/05

July 17, 2012, 18:01	#19
FAL freek Registered FALaholic #: 10400 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: TN Posts: 7,178	Thank the Almighty Obama got elected. His descending to Earth on the unicorn sh*tting skittles into the ocean that fed the starving mermaids and saved them from the combination of the MI complexes genocidal policies and evil corporate industrial greed that was leading mans poor ocean relatives to certain annihilation. __________________ Please put the Constitution on the teleprompter Liberals want diversity in everything except your opinion.

July 18, 2012, 14:05	#21
V guy Registered FALaholic #: 10282 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: miami Posts: 8,206	L Rons parents were obviously tuna's. L.Ron is a tuna; "chicken of the sea," for his foreign policy.

July 18, 2012, 14:08	#22
308bolt Heathen Silver Contributor FALaholic #: 19255 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 19,986	Zionists are carp. Too much Gefilte fish. You are what you eat. Suckers at their best. __________________ "The bandwagons rumble past. I sit here on the curb," ~ John Hartford ~ "Nil desperandum, -- Never Despair. That is a motto for you and me. All are not dead; and where there is a spark of patriotic fire, we will rekindle it." ~ Samuel Adams ~

July 18, 2012, 14:43	#23
ce Registered FALaholic #: 373 Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,905	Obviously, you never heard of Yonatan Netanyahu.

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