What is YOUR house gun???? Poll!!!! - Page 2

H. Nipps · December 30, 2004, 08:52

#1-Remington 870 staggered magazine #4 shot (condominium, thinking of neighbors), 00buck (sorry neighbor, shit's getting ugly) and 1oz. slugs on the side saddle.(all bets are off I'm being overrun. Neighbors take cover.). #2- Ruger Security Six (smaller frame, good for wife) loaded with 125gr. SJHP .357 MAG. #3- If I need a third gun it's going to be the Smith 642 I always have on me, and it's probably a good bet that I'm screwed. I can only hope I'm taking a couple of the bastards with me.

DJ · December 30, 2004, 11:06

Well, lets just say that if they get past Tazz, my 85 pound Boxer, I have a surprise or two for them.

morgans762 · December 30, 2004, 11:58

Valtro PM5

eyes-o-death · December 30, 2004, 15:45

Desert Eagle .44 mag w/ 240 grain jacketed soft points

wandering_ronin · December 30, 2004, 16:14

Springfield 1911A1, Mossberg 590 for backup.

*Templar* · December 30, 2004, 16:44

Pistol: Sig P226 9mm with Meprolight night sights, 124 gr. +P Speer Gold Dots

Shotgun: Elite Firearms SAIGA 12 18.5" barrel, Winchester 00 12 pellet buck.

Jack2427 · December 30, 2004, 16:51

House has 2 weapons, both 12 GA

870 loaded W/#4 buck, w/ 4 more in the speedfeed

Stevens 311 double W/ 6 #4 buck on the stock, and 2 banded to the grip for instant loading

Wife has S&W Chief 3" loaded W/125 gr nyclads

I have Sig 220ST W/230 gr HP

faler G · December 30, 2004, 17:15

Mossy 590 with Remington 12 ga 00 Buckshot, LE reduced recoil. If the police take it after a home invasion I won't be out of a lot of money, gun wise. But favorite shotgun is Benelli M4.

**Jon Frum** · December 30, 2004, 17:30

SW 5906 with Hirtenberger Austrian police ammo. If they wait till the safe gets open theres all kind of stuff.

Treborer · December 30, 2004, 19:15

Bad Breath and a Smile, your never dressed without a smile.

Have a good joke for evil clowns, when they laugh punch em in the adams' apple.

flashx · December 30, 2004, 19:28

LOL Eat Beans all day and carry a BIC lighter!!!

RogerN · December 30, 2004, 20:15

4" Smith 19 upstairs, Springfield 1911A1 downstairs. Also, 20ga. 870 wearing an 18" rifle-sighted slug bbl. in the back of the closet. Got that for my 11- and 12-yr.-olds, (yute model), but serviceable for me and right size for Herself. Bushy CAR , SA SAR48 and HK91 in the safe.....hope I never need them...er, any of 'em , actually.

bill3542 · December 30, 2004, 20:27

mossy 590 riot shotgun with # 4s in it for the(close-in and personal)touch.

terrapin88 · December 30, 2004, 21:06

If me coming out of our bedroom nekkid doesn't scare off an intruder, then I still have my glock 23 chock full of speer gold dots in hand. Wifey has a Beretta 92 in case anyone but the nekkid guy with the glock should come back into the bedroom. I'd like to say my 1911a1 would be my go to gun, but in the thousand or so rounds I've run through my Glock I've experienced absolutely zero malfunctions clean or dirty. Wish I could feel that safe with my .45.

You guys with the scatter guns might want to think about where some of those 00 pellets might go once you let em loose in your house. Family members asleep on the other side of that thin sheetrock wall could end up as unintended receipients.
Of course on the other hand, were I an intruder I'd be more apt to soil myself if someone stuffed a 12 guage in my face rather than a measly .40 Glock.

T-

BroncoMafia · December 30, 2004, 21:09

Where'd you get the high-cap Temp?
I bet that cost you a little bit of $$.

Quote:

Originally posted by *Templar*
Pistol: Sig P226 9mm with Meprolight night sights, 124 gr. +P Speer Gold Dots

Shotgun: Elite Firearms SAIGA 12 18.5" barrel, Winchester 00 12 pellet buck.

**bykerhd** · December 30, 2004, 21:24

Wrist rocket with a good supply of specially hardened rabbit turds.
The rabbit scat is a special blend of all natural Kali trail mix fermented with a special blend of garlic and anchovies for a week. Boy ! Those rabbits sure look uncomfortable by the time they are finally allowed to let fly after a week or so of holding it all in. They sure perk up after though. A little Bud Lite in their water bottle and they are soon ready to go again.

Th0r · December 30, 2004, 21:39

Quote:

Originally posted by terrapin88
Of course on the other hand, were I an intruder I'd be more apt to soil myself if someone stuffed a 12 guage in my face rather than a measly .40 Glock.

I'll ask the maintainance worker at my building. He knocked and when I didn't answer he let himself in. I didn't know he could do that and he didn't know I sleep days. He wanted to fix my cable jack. I stuck a 12 guage in his face.

My cable jack still isn't fixed

ABOMS · December 30, 2004, 21:52

LAW12 with bean bag rounds,do not want them to die befor the dogs get them. Cheep dog food

CATM Larry · December 30, 2004, 22:22

Whatever I have been carrying that day is on top of the dresser when I go to bed, otherwise it is on my hip. I keep it simple, not going to have any of my nice and/or expensive guns being bounced around an evidence barrel at the Police Dept's Firearms Lab after popping somebody who asked for it. If it happens to be a knockaround CCW, it won't show any abuse

Larry

*Templar* · December 30, 2004, 23:15

Quote:

Originally posted by BroncoMafia
Where'd you get the high-cap Temp?
I bet that cost you a little bit of $$.

Yeah, the 8 rounders cost way more than they should, but that's what the market is.

Basically, about $80.00 each delivered from the UK.

As far as a pistol vs. shotgun, I don't have anyone to worry about with stray buckshot.

JT · December 31, 2004, 00:08

I have a specially trained German Shepherd. Once he detects an intruder, he activates a special tape playback of screaming MALL NINJAS followed up by my
X nagging at me. At that time the dog retreats to the bedroom with me, where we both cover our ears with pillows. We figure anyone who can still attack after all that can't be stopped with anything less than a stake through the heart. JT

CRShooter32 · December 31, 2004, 03:02

Quote:

Originally posted by gary.jeter
Well....

I guess it depends on what's in season.

Most of the time I don't want to spook the critters. So I just open the door and crap on anybody tries to come up the ladder.

What do you use if the crap doesn't work, and they make it all the way up the ladder?

A Dremel with a cut off wheel, perhaps?

hanko · December 31, 2004, 08:55

Ithaca M&P with the longer magazine.

Marlin carbine in 9mm with a couple of 30's; CAR-15 with same.

1911; 4" Model 27.

Rifles & pistols are his & hers.
-hanko

fastfreddy · December 31, 2004, 10:28

Gattling gun mounted on a Ford Escort. Nobody who breaks into my garage is gonna walk out!

randy lee · December 31, 2004, 13:44

1) Baseball bat (nobody has ever gone past this) and DOG
2) mossberg 500 with/#4 buck shot
3) 45acp to shoot for cover (supressive fire) while I run

chico80x · December 31, 2004, 14:16

Glock 17 with hi-cap mag and 15 federal hollow points

Meat-Hook · December 31, 2004, 15:46

Winchester Defender 1300. Federal tactical 00 Buck.
And remington slugs if need be.

scottymetz · December 31, 2004, 17:05

sp 101-loaded with .357 magsafes-point and shoot simplicity-i don't usually have the sense to fumble with anything complicated in the middle of the night-miss the toilet half the time-fnc select fire if they spook and head down the lane!!!

torque65 · December 31, 2004, 23:18

Normally my bedside gun is a Taurus PT-92 with Cor-Bons, but during the Holidays (When my 7 year old is around a lot), the HG's go into the safe.
Right now I have a SAR-1 with a Romanian folder and a 10 round mag holding 10 of those nasty Wolf hollow points propped up against the nightstand.
I have a Streamlight Scorpion mounted aside the front sight with a push-on, push-off switch.
There is also a Surfire Z2 with the 120 lumen lamp hanging on the bedpost.
I'm thinking that a Beretta Cx4 Storm would make a nice housegun. I already have tons of mags for one.

Nobby · January 01, 2005, 03:55

Usually my CCW, a Rock Island Armory 1911. Otherwise, I've got an assortment of other handguns plus my 870 if need be.

ultramagbrion · January 01, 2005, 09:09

Bedside,Ive got a Ruger P-95 DAO with multiple 15 rd loaded with Hydros,wife has a Colt Mustang 380 also with Hydros.
My AK 47 is in the corner with a 40 rd mag inserted,just cock it and rock it!
At the end of the day my Witness comes outa the truck into the house and sits on the stand by the couch,and theres a NAA 22 mini revolver hidden in the clock on the wall.(there are no kids in the house BTW)
Two dogs,a Rotty/Shepard mix and a Pit/Boxer mix that sleep in the bedroom with us, that immediately notify us if the grass is blowing or a leaf falls to the ground

Half of the mags for my ARs,AKs or my Fal are loaded at all times,(rotated once a month)

We sleep pretty sound

when the dogs will let us

FP1201 · January 01, 2005, 09:39

Beretta 1201FP loaded with Duplex Turkey loads. Slugs or buckshot can be quickly changed out for Turkey loads, and the weapon can be cleared quickly once it's discovered that all the racket was only the cat.

fire for effect · January 01, 2005, 15:55

In the Bedroom, a model 29 Remington Riot Gun with #00 Buckshot. On top of the Dresser a CZ 75. In the Shoulder holster hanging on the bed Post, a Taurus in .45 Long Colt. In the Living room, a Browning HighPower. In the Kitchen another Browning High Power.

HEYMIKEY · January 01, 2005, 16:52

HK Flare Gun

makes a helluva noise in an enclosed area . followed up with a finishing shot from a horton crossbow

PowderDriver · January 01, 2005, 20:16

A stainless steel colt 1911,

a FAL,

and German Shepherd Dog.

BallisticTip · January 02, 2005, 18:14

Mossy .12 #4 shot.

cthulhu138 · January 02, 2005, 21:17

Winchester 1300, #4 and 00.

I'm pretty quick with it having caught many a deer trying to jump a log, it'll put a heck of a dent in a fella, and it makes a pretty down to earth exhibit A.

DaisyCutter · January 02, 2005, 21:25

I'll simply cold-cock 'em with the 24" black rubber penis my wife doesn't know I know she keeps under her side of the mattress.

CATM Larry · January 03, 2005, 01:14

Now Daisy, I am not sure which is scarier, the fact she would keep something like that without your knowledge, or that fact she has it period! Imagine if that surprised you? I am going to have bad dreams for you on this one

Larry

geerhed · January 03, 2005, 02:23

Quote:

Originally posted by DaisyCutter
I'll simply cold-cock 'em with the 24" black rubber penis my wife doesn't know I know she keeps under her side of the mattress.

Pre-ban?.

ultramagbrion · January 03, 2005, 06:37

Quote:

Originally posted by DaisyCutter
I'll simply cold-cock 'em with the 24" black rubber penis my wife doesn't know I know she keeps under her side of the mattress.

Just another evil black weapon.Is it a bull barrel?

[But-head voice]"...uhhhh...huh huh....he said cock!....uh huh huh "[But-head voice]

**Sarge8497** · January 03, 2005, 08:24

A Beretta 92G Centurian with hydro shocks.

Sarge

DaisyCutter · January 03, 2005, 08:44

Quote:

Originally posted by geerhed
Pre-ban?.

Lukewarm morning work coffee just went everywhere.

December 30, 2004, 11:06	#52
DJ Registered FALaholic #: 126 Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Brookville Pa Posts: 2,129	Well, lets just say that if they get past Tazz, my 85 pound Boxer, I have a surprise or two for them. __________________ *Proud Air Force dad* I'm a "barbarian" and I VOTE! "He might have gone on livin' but he made one fatal slip, he tried to match the Ranger with the Big Iron on his hip." Marty Robbins, "Big Iron"

December 30, 2004, 16:44	#56
Templar Registered FALaholic #: 3225 Join Date: May 2001 Location: Capital of the Confederacy Posts: 443	Pistol: Sig P226 9mm with Meprolight night sights, 124 gr. +P Speer Gold Dots Shotgun: Elite Firearms SAIGA 12 18.5" barrel, Winchester 00 12 pellet buck. __________________ "For so long as a hundred of us remain alive, we will never in any degree be subject to the Dominion of the English, since it is not for Glory, or Riches, or Honor we fight, but for Liberty Alone which no Good man loses but with his Life." Declaration of Arbroath 1320.

December 30, 2004, 16:51	#57
Jack2427 Registered FALaholic #: 16435 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Upper Midwest Posts: 35	House has 2 weapons, both 12 GA 870 loaded W/#4 buck, w/ 4 more in the speedfeed Stevens 311 double W/ 6 #4 buck on the stock, and 2 banded to the grip for instant loading Wife has S&W Chief 3" loaded W/125 gr nyclads I have Sig 220ST W/230 gr HP __________________ The Islamic Terrorist Express, Go directly to Allah, do not pass hell

December 30, 2004, 17:30	#59
Jon Frum Curio & Relic Silver Contributor FALaholic #: 8473 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Georgia Posts: 2,265	SW 5906 with Hirtenberger Austrian police ammo. If they wait till the safe gets open theres all kind of stuff. __________________ "We must, indeed, all hang togather or, most assuredly, we shall all hang separately.": Ben Franklin Detain and Deport!

December 30, 2004, 20:27	#63
bill3542 Registered FALaholic #: 5675 Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Co.PA Posts: 1,716	mossy 590 riot shotgun with # 4s in it for the(close-in and personal)touch. __________________ BILL H

December 30, 2004, 08:52	#51
H. Nipps Registered FALaholic #: 12078 Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Peoples Republik of Kalifornia Posts: 146	#1-Remington 870 staggered magazine #4 shot (condominium, thinking of neighbors), 00buck (sorry neighbor, shit's getting ugly) and 1oz. slugs on the side saddle.(all bets are off I'm being overrun. Neighbors take cover.). #2- Ruger Security Six (smaller frame, good for wife) loaded with 125gr. SJHP .357 MAG. #3- If I need a third gun it's going to be the Smith 642 I always have on me, and it's probably a good bet that I'm screwed. I can only hope I'm taking a couple of the bastards with me.

December 30, 2004, 11:58	#53
morgans762 Registered FALaholic #: 13948 Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 43	Valtro PM5

December 30, 2004, 15:45	#54
eyes-o-death D. Skaggs - Banned FALaholic #: 15583 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: KY Posts: 74	Desert Eagle .44 mag w/ 240 grain jacketed soft points

December 30, 2004, 16:14	#55
wandering_ronin Registered FALaholic #: 10438 Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 267	Springfield 1911A1, Mossberg 590 for backup.

December 30, 2004, 17:15	#58
faler G Registered FALaholic #: 4713 Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 128	Mossy 590 with Remington 12 ga 00 Buckshot, LE reduced recoil. If the police take it after a home invasion I won't be out of a lot of money, gun wise. But favorite shotgun is Benelli M4.

December 30, 2004, 19:15	#60
Treborer Registered FALaholic #: 9148 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: NE US Posts: 1,255	Bad Breath and a Smile, your never dressed without a smile. Have a good joke for evil clowns, when they laugh punch em in the adams' apple.

December 30, 2004, 19:28	#61
flashx Registered FALaholic #: 3293 Join Date: May 2001 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 596	LOL Eat Beans all day and carry a BIC lighter!!!

December 30, 2004, 20:15	#62
RogerN Registered FALaholic #: 1333 Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Springfield, Ill., USA Posts: 65	4" Smith 19 upstairs, Springfield 1911A1 downstairs. Also, 20ga. 870 wearing an 18" rifle-sighted slug bbl. in the back of the closet. Got that for my 11- and 12-yr.-olds, (yute model), but serviceable for me and right size for Herself. Bushy CAR , SA SAR48 and HK91 in the safe.....hope I never need them...er, any of 'em , actually.

December 30, 2004, 21:06	#64
terrapin88 Registered User FALaholic #: 15689 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Sagamore, MA Posts: 329	If me coming out of our bedroom nekkid doesn't scare off an intruder, then I still have my glock 23 chock full of speer gold dots in hand. Wifey has a Beretta 92 in case anyone but the nekkid guy with the glock should come back into the bedroom. I'd like to say my 1911a1 would be my go to gun, but in the thousand or so rounds I've run through my Glock I've experienced absolutely zero malfunctions clean or dirty. Wish I could feel that safe with my .45. You guys with the scatter guns might want to think about where some of those 00 pellets might go once you let em loose in your house. Family members asleep on the other side of that thin sheetrock wall could end up as unintended receipients. Of course on the other hand, were I an intruder I'd be more apt to soil myself if someone stuffed a 12 guage in my face rather than a measly .40 Glock. T-

December 30, 2004, 21:24	#66
bykerhd Dinosaur Bronze Contributor FALaholic #: 2798 Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Burlington Vermont area Posts: 13,262	Wrist rocket with a good supply of specially hardened rabbit turds. The rabbit scat is a special blend of all natural Kali trail mix fermented with a special blend of garlic and anchovies for a week. Boy ! Those rabbits sure look uncomfortable by the time they are finally allowed to let fly after a week or so of holding it all in. They sure perk up after though. A little Bud Lite in their water bottle and they are soon ready to go again.

December 30, 2004, 21:52	#68
ABOMS Registered FALaholic #: 4094 Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Mo. Posts: 99	LAW12 with bean bag rounds,do not want them to die befor the dogs get them. Cheep dog food __________________ Live large and die hard. Mack B.

December 30, 2004, 22:22	#69
CATM Larry Registered FALaholic #: 5533 Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Birthplace of Liberty and Freedom (Philadelphia, PA) Posts: 680	Whatever I have been carrying that day is on top of the dresser when I go to bed, otherwise it is on my hip. I keep it simple, not going to have any of my nice and/or expensive guns being bounced around an evidence barrel at the Police Dept's Firearms Lab after popping somebody who asked for it. If it happens to be a knockaround CCW, it won't show any abuse Larry __________________ ...damn the electric fence...damn the electric fence -- Far Side Cow Poetry, Gary Larson

December 31, 2004, 00:08	#71
JT Registered FALaholic #: 1835 Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Knoxville, Tennessee Posts: 146	I have a specially trained German Shepherd. Once he detects an intruder, he activates a special tape playback of screaming MALL NINJAS followed up by my X nagging at me. At that time the dog retreats to the bedroom with me, where we both cover our ears with pillows. We figure anyone who can still attack after all that can't be stopped with anything less than a stake through the heart. JT

December 31, 2004, 08:55	#73
hanko Registered FALaholic #: 8758 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Very rural Idaho Posts: 307	Ithaca M&P with the longer magazine. Marlin carbine in 9mm with a couple of 30's; CAR-15 with same. 1911; 4" Model 27. Rifles & pistols are his & hers. -hanko

December 31, 2004, 10:28	#74
fastfreddy Registered FALaholic #: 7303 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 6,185	Gattling gun mounted on a Ford Escort. Nobody who breaks into my garage is gonna walk out! __________________ As you heed the call to battle, let your witness be as steel.

December 31, 2004, 13:44	#75
randy lee Registered FALaholic #: 7338 Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: northwest wisconsin Posts: 145	1) Baseball bat (nobody has ever gone past this) and DOG 2) mossberg 500 with/#4 buck shot 3) 45acp to shoot for cover (supressive fire) while I run __________________ "THE GREAT OBJECT IS, THAT EVERY MAN BE ARMED">PATRICK HENRY And I said; No weapons for GIRLY MEN

December 31, 2004, 14:16	#76
chico80x Registered FALaholic #: 15711 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Miami Posts: 226	Glock 17 with hi-cap mag and 15 federal hollow points

December 31, 2004, 15:46	#77
Meat-Hook Registered FALaholic #: 1769 Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: San Francisco-Bay Area, PRC. Posts: 155	Winchester Defender 1300. Federal tactical 00 Buck. And remington slugs if need be.

December 31, 2004, 17:05	#78
scottymetz Registered FALaholic #: 7408 Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: washington county,md Posts: 333	sp 101-loaded with .357 magsafes-point and shoot simplicity-i don't usually have the sense to fumble with anything complicated in the middle of the night-miss the toilet half the time-fnc select fire if they spook and head down the lane!!! __________________ And I'm telling you son, Well, it ain't no fun Staring straight down a forty-four. {ALLEN COLLINS-RONNIE VAN ZANT}

January 01, 2005, 03:55	#80
Nobby Registered FALaholic #: 11768 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 187	Usually my CCW, a Rock Island Armory 1911. Otherwise, I've got an assortment of other handguns plus my 870 if need be.

January 01, 2005, 09:09	#81
ultramagbrion Registered FALaholic #: 13050 Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Dover-Foxcroft MAINE Posts: 1,277	Bedside,Ive got a Ruger P-95 DAO with multiple 15 rd loaded with Hydros,wife has a Colt Mustang 380 also with Hydros. My AK 47 is in the corner with a 40 rd mag inserted,just cock it and rock it! At the end of the day my Witness comes outa the truck into the house and sits on the stand by the couch,and theres a NAA 22 mini revolver hidden in the clock on the wall.(there are no kids in the house BTW) Two dogs,a Rotty/Shepard mix and a Pit/Boxer mix that sleep in the bedroom with us, that immediately notify us if the grass is blowing or a leaf falls to the ground Half of the mags for my ARs,AKs or my Fal are loaded at all times,(rotated once a month) We sleep pretty sound when the dogs will let us __________________ Μολὼν λαβέ Those Who Sacrifice Liberty For Security Deserve Neither

January 01, 2005, 09:39	#82
FP1201 Registered Contributor FALaholic #: 4995 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: adams new york Posts: 1,165	Beretta 1201FP loaded with Duplex Turkey loads. Slugs or buckshot can be quickly changed out for Turkey loads, and the weapon can be cleared quickly once it's discovered that all the racket was only the cat. __________________ "How badly you've gotta pee is in direct proportion to how dirty your hands are." "Jeez, if I was a crack head, at least I'd have an excuse."

January 01, 2005, 15:55	#83
fire for effect Registered Bronze Contributor FALaholic #: 14188 Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Sioux City Iowa Posts: 1,919	In the Bedroom, a model 29 Remington Riot Gun with #00 Buckshot. On top of the Dresser a CZ 75. In the Shoulder holster hanging on the bed Post, a Taurus in .45 Long Colt. In the Living room, a Browning HighPower. In the Kitchen another Browning High Power. __________________ You cannot qualify war in harsher terms than I will. War is cruelty, and you cannot refine it; and those who brought war into our country deserve all the curses and maledictions a people can pour out. W.T. Sherman, Major General Commanding Headquarters, Army of Tennessee September, 1864

January 01, 2005, 16:52	#84
HEYMIKEY Registered FALaholic #: 6935 Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17	HK Flare Gun makes a helluva noise in an enclosed area . followed up with a finishing shot from a horton crossbow

January 01, 2005, 20:16	#85
PowderDriver Registered FALaholic #: 11706 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Edmond, OK Posts: 863	A stainless steel colt 1911, a FAL, and German Shepherd Dog.

January 02, 2005, 18:14	#86
BallisticTip Registered FALaholic #: 14474 Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 91	Mossy .12 #4 shot.

January 02, 2005, 21:17	#87
cthulhu138 Registered FALaholic #: 11073 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Atlanta Posts: 79	Winchester 1300, #4 and 00. I'm pretty quick with it having caught many a deer trying to jump a log, it'll put a heck of a dent in a fella, and it makes a pretty down to earth exhibit A.

January 02, 2005, 21:25	#88
DaisyCutter Registered FALaholic #: 9744 Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: AZ Posts: 731	I'll simply cold-cock 'em with the 24" black rubber penis my wife doesn't know I know she keeps under her side of the mattress. __________________ "In some sort of crude sense which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatment can quite extinguish, the physicists have known sin; and this is a knowledge which they cannot lose." - J. Robert Oppenheimer

January 03, 2005, 01:14	#89
CATM Larry Registered FALaholic #: 5533 Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Birthplace of Liberty and Freedom (Philadelphia, PA) Posts: 680	Now Daisy, I am not sure which is scarier, the fact she would keep something like that without your knowledge, or that fact she has it period! Imagine if that surprised you? I am going to have bad dreams for you on this one Larry __________________ ...damn the electric fence...damn the electric fence -- Far Side Cow Poetry, Gary Larson

January 03, 2005, 08:24	#92
Sarge8497 Senior Member Contributor FALaholic #: 2025 Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Glen Allen, VA Posts: 656	A Beretta 92G Centurian with hydro shocks. Sarge __________________ Sarge Another day in paradise.