liberal or conservative, take the test

tomegunn · February 06, 2004, 00:20

Got this from another board and thought it was funny

liberals and conservatives
How do you tell the difference between Liberals, Conservatives and Southerners?

Pose the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the
knife-and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you're an expert
shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does
the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think?
What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and
knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this
situation? Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? Why
am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with
just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content to just wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could
my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is
this street so deserted?We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed
day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such
behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

Conservative Answer:

BANG!

Southerner's Answer :

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...
(followed by sounds of reloading)

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"
Son: "Mom's right, Dad . . I saw it, too."

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...

tom

16R40 · February 06, 2004, 08:24

etp777 · February 06, 2004, 09:49

though for me, second batch would be one shot less. My .45 only carries 8+1(oh yeah, and it'd be .45, not .40

)

Sturm Reiter · February 06, 2004, 10:25

Very very good! Well said!
My question is...if your a Southern conservative...do we get the extra round?...

Sturm Reiter

John Culver · February 06, 2004, 17:06

ROTFLMAO..that was great.

Dunno of many southerners with 40s but hey its all good.

In Texas you'd probably have BANGs from all the dudes friends as well.

Or the wife would open up first.

Gremper · February 06, 2004, 21:32

Western Conservative: BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM. Reload. Observe. With ParaOrdnance P-14 stoked with 230 Gr Federal HydraShoks no need for overkill.

February 06, 2004, 00:20	#1
tomegunn Registered FALaholic #: 8518 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: USA Posts: 180	liberal or conservative, take the test Got this from another board and thought it was funny liberals and conservatives How do you tell the difference between Liberals, Conservatives and Southerners? Pose the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife-and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you're an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? Liberal Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content to just wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted?We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. Conservative Answer: BANG! Southerner's Answer : BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (followed by sounds of reloading) Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?" Son: "Mom's right, Dad . . I saw it, too." BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... tom __________________ this space under construction

February 06, 2004, 09:49	#3
etp777 Registered FALaholic #: 11799 Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 171	though for me, second batch would be one shot less. My .45 only carries 8+1(oh yeah, and it'd be .45, not .40 ) __________________ TANSTAAFL

February 06, 2004, 10:25	#4
Sturm Reiter Registered FALaholic #: 8540 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: South Central plains: N.E. Oklahoma Posts: 135	Very very good! Well said! My question is...if your a Southern conservative...do we get the extra round?... Sturm Reiter __________________ Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. We must train and classify the whole of our male citizens, and make military instruction a regular part of collegiate education. We can never be safe till this is done. --Thomas Jefferson to James Monroe, 1813 Rebellion to tyrants is obedience before God. --Thomas Jefferson When the FN talks the Bullshit stops. "The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing." Professional Sheepdog since 1982... Any man that which hath no stomach for this fight, Let him depart.

February 06, 2004, 17:06	#5
John Culver Registered FALaholic #: 6035 Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Klamath Falls, OR Posts: 8,619	ROTFLMAO..that was great. Dunno of many southerners with 40s but hey its all good. In Texas you'd probably have BANGs from all the dudes friends as well. Or the wife would open up first. __________________ The speculative line of demarcation, where obedience ought to end and resistance must begin, is faint, obscure, and not easily definable. --Burke. ---------------------- The CPU Shack - CPU History and Microprocessor Collection.

February 06, 2004, 21:32	#6
Gremper Registered FALaholic #: 8848 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Las Vegas NV Posts: 1,024	Western Conservative: BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM. Reload. Observe. With ParaOrdnance P-14 stoked with 230 Gr Federal HydraShoks no need for overkill. __________________ Four boxes guarantee our freedom: They are the Soap Box; the Ballot Box; the Jury Box; and the Cartridge Box. To be Born Free is Luck. To Live Free is a Privilege. To Die Free is a Responsibility British by birth, American by choice! ROMAD, USAF Msgt (ret), Life Member NRA . Member AGA, GOA, LEAA, JPFO. CCRKBA

February 06, 2004, 08:24	#2
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