My election night confession... - Page 4

**L Haney** · December 11, 2016, 10:57

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Originally Posted by rowjimmy

No, it isn't ...this is the thread that never ends, it goes on and on my friend.

If I'm standing on a thread that never ends, and I look toward the nominal beginning, then I swing my gaze toward the progression past my point, would I be able to perceive the curve?

A bounded universe is going to curve that never ending thing.

**rowjimmy** · December 11, 2016, 11:03

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Originally Posted by L Haney

If I'm standing on a thread that never ends, and I look toward the nominal beginning, then I swing my gaze toward the progression past my point, would I be able to perceive the curve?

A bounded universe is going to curve that never ending thing.

"Only two things are infinite, the Universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

-A. Einstein

**Exit308** · December 11, 2016, 11:11

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Originally Posted by rowjimmy

Rubber coated or bare metal

Mine is shiny, like chrome. It's the oversized kind. I use it as a zipper pull on my favorite old fleece sweater. It's pretty handy because I can put notes there.

**rowjimmy** · December 11, 2016, 11:19

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Originally Posted by Exit308

Mine is shiny, like chrome. It's the oversized kind. I use it as a zipper pull on my favorite old fleece sweater. It's pretty handy because I can put notes there.

OK, then yeah, that's good enough.

I have so many allies on here!

I so hope machinegunner will let me fondle his machine gun.

**tdb59** · December 11, 2016, 11:31

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Originally Posted by L Haney

If I'm standing on a thread that never ends, and I look toward the nominal beginning, then I swing my gaze toward the progression past my point, would I be able to perceive the curve?

A bounded universe is going to curve that never ending thing.

If this thread was a cartoon, would it be a Mobius Strip ?

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**rowjimmy** · December 11, 2016, 11:37

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Originally Posted by tdb59

If this thread was a cartoon, would it be a Mobius Strip ?

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Screw those topologists, the dumb asses can't tell the difference between a donut and cup of coffee.

**Exit308** · December 11, 2016, 12:14

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Originally Posted by tdb59

If this thread was a cartoon, would it be a Mobius Strip ?

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Mark thinks you're funny.

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**L Haney** · December 11, 2016, 12:17

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Originally Posted by rowjimmy

Screw those topologists, the dumb asses can't tell the difference between a donut and cup of coffee.

That's because there is no spoon.

**Exit308** · December 11, 2016, 12:20

It appears that the participants on this never ending thread has sifted down to a handful of riffraff and rabble rousers.

**tdb59** · December 11, 2016, 12:22

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Originally Posted by L Haney

That's because there is no spoon.

Donut make you wonder ?

**bubbagump** · December 11, 2016, 12:22

Dunno if it's a winner but this one is, at the very least, honorable mention for weird thread of the year award. I'm kinda for it ...

**tdb59** · December 11, 2016, 12:25

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Originally Posted by Exit308

Mark thinks you're Fundy

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FIFY !

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**brunop** · December 11, 2016, 12:34

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Originally Posted by Bawana jim

Guy surrounded himself with good looking women, his castoff women would make me happy.

It's not like I want to be a monk in Montana looking at fat chick's

**tdb59** · December 11, 2016, 12:36

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Originally Posted by brunop

Don't get possessive.......

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**rowjimmy** · December 11, 2016, 12:50

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Originally Posted by L Haney

That's because there is no spoon.

Blame it on the dish...

**rowjimmy** · December 11, 2016, 12:50

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Originally Posted by tdb59

Donut make you wonder ?

This thread is not for people with a short fuse.

**rowjimmy** · December 11, 2016, 12:55

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Originally Posted by brunop

I thought he just forgot the ellipses and was using suspense as a literary device.

**L Haney** · December 11, 2016, 12:57

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Originally Posted by yellowhand

This is like being in a cornfield maze, which is now burning in all directions.

I'm quite taken with this idea. Would impart a sense of urgency to a mundane entertainment.

It would have a draw, no doubt.

**rowjimmy** · December 11, 2016, 12:58

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Originally Posted by yellowhand

This is like being in a cornfield maze, which is now burning in all directions.
No matter which path you flee on, you are going to get burned.
So just accept that fact and enjoy the warm feeling.

So, you can't find your way out?

**L Haney** · December 11, 2016, 13:01

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Originally Posted by tdb59

Donut make you wonder ?

That 'PINGGGG' when it goes flying off is such a definitive statement. A commitment has been made. There is no "do over". There is a certain freedom involved in that.

**bubbagump** · December 11, 2016, 13:04

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Originally Posted by L Haney

That 'PINGGGG' when it goes flying off is such a definitive statement. A commitment has been made. There is no "do over". There is a certain freedom involved in that.

And they worry about M1 clips going 'pinggggg ....'.

**tdb59** · December 11, 2016, 13:06

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Originally Posted by L Haney

I'm quite taken with this idea. Would impart a sense of urgency to a mundane entertainment.

It would have a draw, no doubt.

It must have some draw, otherwise it would just smolder.

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**rowjimmy** · December 11, 2016, 13:12

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Originally Posted by tdb59

It must have some draw, otherwise it would just smolder.

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He's just trying to dampen our spirits.

**L Haney** · December 11, 2016, 13:12

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Originally Posted by bubbagump

And they worry about M1 clips going 'pinggggg ....'.

The worst is when you have to hold it after the spoon flies off. Because they're close, and you don't want them to pick it up and throw it back. So you gotta' cook it off before you throw it.

Certain amount of fatalism involved in that deliberation.

Invictus77 · December 11, 2016, 13:14

**rowjimmy** · December 11, 2016, 13:14

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Originally Posted by L Haney

The worst is when you have to hold it after the spoon flies off. Because they're close, and you don't want them to pick it up and throw it back. So you gotta' cook it off before you throw it.

Certain amount of fatalism involved in that deliberation.

That seems like a job where people would be counting on you counting.

**rowjimmy** · December 11, 2016, 13:15

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Originally Posted by Invictus77

I think you miscalculated ....

**L Haney** · December 11, 2016, 13:18

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Originally Posted by tdb59

It must have some draw, otherwise it would just smolder.

I bet myself YOU would parse what I said with that term I used.

Right, again.

You know me too well.

**tdb59** · December 11, 2016, 13:19

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Originally Posted by rowjimmy

I think you miscalculated ....

WRONG !

Ha !

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**rowjimmy** · December 11, 2016, 13:31

Keep it up, and I just might delete this thread ...

**brunop** · December 11, 2016, 13:33

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Originally Posted by rowjimmy

I thought he just forgot the ellipses and was using suspense as a literary device.

Ha - I almost took my response in that direction, too.

"It's not like I want to be a monk in Montana looking at [a] fat chick's [Choose Your Own Adventure / Fill In The Blank / Noun] and [verb - gerund] ...".

Mad Libs are still funny.

**Exit308** · December 11, 2016, 13:35

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Originally Posted by rowjimmy

Keep it up, and I just might delete this thread ...

NOOO00000000000000000000000000000000000000

**brunop** · December 11, 2016, 13:38

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Originally Posted by tdb59

Don't get possessive.......

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Says the guy who pre-positions 'delete' posts so he can own the top of the page...

**rowjimmy** · December 11, 2016, 13:40

It seems like this election thread has lasted over 4 pages. Should I call a doctor? Is this a sign of a serious condition?

**Exit308** · December 11, 2016, 13:51

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Originally Posted by rowjimmy

It seems like this election thread has lasted over 4 pages. Should I call a doctor? Is this a sign of a serious condition?

Of course it's serious. We're a serious bunch of guys that should be taken seriously. I'm serious.

**Exit308** · December 11, 2016, 13:52

The question is, will this thread last longer than Trump's honeymoon?

**bubbagump** · December 11, 2016, 14:08

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Originally Posted by Invictus77

I love this place

Indeed. This is why I keep coming back here.

**rowjimmy** · December 11, 2016, 14:25

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Originally Posted by Exit308

The question is, will this thread last longer than Trump's honeymoon?

His honeymoon will last only as long as his election lasts.

Bawana jim · December 11, 2016, 15:13

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Originally Posted by rowjimmy

I thought he just forgot the ellipses and was using suspense as a literary device.

I never litter...

Bawana jim · December 11, 2016, 15:18

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Originally Posted by brunop

Ya you can call me illiterate but I didn't vote for hillary like the educated did.

**tdb59** · December 11, 2016, 15:36

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Originally Posted by brunop

Says the guy who pre-positions 'delete' posts so he can own the top of the page...

For the record, today was the first and only time I have done that, and the Universe played it for the Kernel's benefit.

Sometimes stuff just works out, no matter who pretends to have designed it.

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Bawana jim · December 11, 2016, 15:37

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Originally Posted by rowjimmy

His honeymoon will last only as long as his election lasts.

Depends, the country could go into electile dysfunction.

**tdb59** · December 11, 2016, 15:45

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Originally Posted by Bawana jim

Depends, the country could go into electile dysfunction.

You aren't going soft over this, I hope.

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Bawana jim · December 11, 2016, 16:00

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Originally Posted by tdb59

You aren't going soft over this, I hope.

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Country may not be up to the job, too many hillary voters.... a flaccid bunch if there ever was one.

**rowjimmy** · December 11, 2016, 16:00

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Originally Posted by tdb59

You aren't going soft over this, I hope.

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That would be a hard one to swallow.

**tdb59** · December 11, 2016, 16:05

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Originally Posted by rowjimmy

That would be a hard one to swallow.

See Alice.

It may help.

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**rowjimmy** · December 11, 2016, 16:16

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Originally Posted by tdb59

See Alice.

It may help.

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I heard she went to Jefferson by airplane. Went to volunteer for America or something.

**tdb59** · December 11, 2016, 16:30

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Originally Posted by Invictus77

I was at her restaurant last month on a Thursday.

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Originally Posted by Bawana jim

I never litter...

Hmmmm....

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**Exit308** · December 11, 2016, 16:52

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Originally Posted by Invictus77

I was at her restaurant last month on a Thursday.

She once showed me her rabbit hole. The question is, did I go init?

Bawana jim · December 11, 2016, 17:48

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Originally Posted by yellowhand

Once upon a time, in a far, far, far off land, RJ thought he,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,???

Was really smart because of all j taught him about history so he voted for hillary to prove how smart j made him...

Now he can't get his brain back so all he has is an apology tour...

December 11, 2016, 12:20	#159
Exit308 Saxon/Celt Silver Contributor FALaholic #: 62143 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: WA Posts: 5,470	It appears that the participants on this never ending thread has sifted down to a handful of riffraff and rabble rousers. __________________ "Barbarism is the natural state of mankind. Civilization is unnatural. It is a whim of circumstance. And barbarism must always ultimately triumph." Robert E. Howard The truth does not require your belief.

December 11, 2016, 12:22	#161
bubbagump Stand-Up Philosopher Silver Contributor FALaholic #: 21705 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Marietta, Georgia Posts: 9,759	Dunno if it's a winner but this one is, at the very least, honorable mention for weird thread of the year award. I'm kinda for it ... __________________ Urban free range hippies are pushovers. Especially with a D-9 Cat. -L. Haney If God wanted us to carry Glocks, John Browning would have invented them. -shooter_37

December 11, 2016, 13:14	#175
Invictus77 1C 16:13 Bronze Contributor FALaholic #: 74205 Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Western, KY Posts: 6,465	__________________ A 9 mm "might" expand A 45 will NEVER shrink!!

December 11, 2016, 13:52	#186
Exit308 Saxon/Celt Silver Contributor FALaholic #: 62143 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: WA Posts: 5,470	The question is, will this thread last longer than Trump's honeymoon? __________________ "Barbarism is the natural state of mankind. Civilization is unnatural. It is a whim of circumstance. And barbarism must always ultimately triumph." Robert E. Howard The truth does not require your belief.

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rowjimmy Dinosaur Gold Contributor FALaholic #: 21662 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Central PA Posts: 12,137	Keep it up, and I just might delete this thread ...

December 11, 2016, 13:40	#184
rowjimmy Dinosaur Gold Contributor FALaholic #: 21662 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Central PA Posts: 12,137	It seems like this election thread has lasted over 4 pages. Should I call a doctor? Is this a sign of a serious condition?