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Old December 03, 2017, 16:18   #1
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The Lizard People are coming

I'll take "What's his AKfiles screenname?" for $400, Alex.

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PARKLAND, Wash. -- A 55-year-old Eatonville man armed himself with an AK-47 and a pistol over the weekend to battle "the lizard people," the Pierce County Sheriff's Office said.
The man told law enforcement that President Trump had called to warn him.

The man ended up being sent to a hospital for treatment and a mental health evaluation.
http://komonews.com/news/local/armed...-lizard-people
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Old December 03, 2017, 17:47   #2
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When Trump said he was going to battle illegal immigration he wasn't kidding, calling on the populace to do the job ICE won't. Build the space shield wall!
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Old December 03, 2017, 17:55   #3
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Old December 03, 2017, 20:55   #4
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Idiot.

Everybody knows ya need a a big stompin" 7.62x51 boomstick when yer out fightin' off dem lizardos.

'less you find em when they are still leettle lizardlings, then a granny with a 10/22 can do the deed.
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Better learn to improvise like Star Fleet teaches you

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Old December 03, 2017, 21:39   #6
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For reference, from April 2013 -

12 Million Americans Believe Lizard People Run Our Country
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About 90 million Americans believe aliens exist. Some 66 million of us think aliens landed at Roswell in 1948. These are the things you learn when there's a lull in political news and pollsters get to ask whatever questions they want.
https://www.theatlantic.com/national...ountry/316706/

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Old December 04, 2017, 10:04   #7
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Coming to a theater near you...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shape_of_Water_(film)
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Old December 04, 2017, 21:53   #8
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For reference, from April 2013 -

12 Million Americans Believe Lizard People Run Our Country

https://www.theatlantic.com/national...ountry/316706/

Wow, didn't know Fal Files had 12,000,000 members!
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