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Old February 08, 2019, 10:51   #1
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Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With at a Party

Friend sent this to me.

They spoofed Ocasio Cortez 9 years before AOC was the anointed Miracle Girl/savior.

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Old February 08, 2019, 13:17   #2
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New neighbor asked if she could walk with me on my two mile every day jaunt. Longest two miles in my life. Liberal anti gun feminist with two divorces she admitted were her fault and she is on the phone every two minutes.

Solitude is better than walking with a bitch.
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Old February 08, 2019, 15:40   #3
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Solitude is better than walking with a bitch.
quoted for truth
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Old February 08, 2019, 15:54   #4
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Old February 08, 2019, 16:00   #5
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Old February 08, 2019, 16:25   #6
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Old February 08, 2019, 16:33   #7
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Old February 08, 2019, 18:46   #8
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Nothing new under the sun,,,

Proverbs 21:19
"It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman."
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Old February 09, 2019, 08:42   #9
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Pretty empty headed. Now where to put the commas?
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Old February 11, 2019, 11:44   #11
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Had a few of those in my life. Either the kind that thinks they are too good for you, and won't give you the time of day, or the other kind that talks your head off but has nothing worthwhile to say. Or you start talking to the pretty one, and her ugly friend won't shut up..

Not a party, but my wife had a friend from AZ that came for a visit couple of years ago, somehow I got asked to take her shopping. Worst mistake I ever made, she spent 2 hours in a store trying on everything under the sun, and in the end she left without buying anything. Slow is her middle name, and she may have been good looking 30 years ago. Maybe..

Now on the other hand, when I went to Rhodesia in 1977 to visit my cousin and her husband, they took me to a party. Almost no men, plenty of good looking women. This really pretty redhead started hitting on me, and I was very chatty with her. I normally don't dance because I don't like it, but I had the idea it may pay off. So we danced and drank Rhodesian beer, and by midnight she told me "you are mine for tonight". It was a little embarrassing telling my cousin that I will not be going home with them, but it was worth it..
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New neighbor asked if she could walk with me on my two mile every day jaunt. Longest two miles in my life. Liberal anti gun feminist with two divorces she admitted were her fault and she is on the phone every two minutes.
RUN Bwana Jim RUN
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Old February 13, 2019, 18:26   #13
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It was a little embarrassing telling my cousin that I will not be going home with them, but it was worth it..
good thing it was back in 1977. So now you know your dick won't fall off.
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I remember back in the early 80s before I met my wife we had one of our ( party ) girls that hung with our group, she was a ( chatty kathy ) type.

The only way to keep her quiet was to get her drunk or stoned and put a duck in her mouth, she loved the baby juice.
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better to live on the corner of a roof of a house than with a contentious woman.

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The next time I hear "THE RANGE IS NOW HOT", it just wont be the same.

Max tried another question. "What sort of people live about here?"
"In THAT direction," the Jin said, waving its right paw round, "lives a Han: And in THAT direction," waving the other paw, "lives a Ming Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad."
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Max remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Jin: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Max.
"You must be," said the Jin, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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