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Old June 07, 2018, 07:34   #1801
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Just showed this to the GF. Her response ?
" None of thst stuff makes your butt wet".
Well, technically, you could, if you sat in the sink and turned the water on.
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Old June 07, 2018, 10:09   #1802
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Well, technically, you could, if you sat in the sink and turned the water on.
I'm not gonna tell her that. A wise man knows his limitations..............
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Old June 07, 2018, 13:14   #1803
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I'm not gonna tell her that. A wise man knows his limitations..............
The first time I went to the bathroom in my now wife's apartment I left the seat up. Her room mate came running in and we heard a loud splash. Becky looked from then on when I was there. LOL
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Old June 07, 2018, 19:16   #1805
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Old June 09, 2018, 10:04   #1810
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Dear Lord - hopefully he/she/it doesn't vote !!!!
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Dear Lord - hopefully he/she/it doesn't vote !!!!
Probably more common than you think. Most people are stupid and lazy.
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Probably more common than you think. Most people are stupid and lazy.
I'm sure you are correct. Scary, ain't it ?
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I'm sure you are correct. Scary, ain't it ?
Step kid is in Houston with his father for the summer. Asked what he’s going to do. He tells me his father’s car is broken down in the parking lot of the apartment complex and he’s using public transit. Car is a newer model Sonata. He probably makes at least 80k
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Medic Mike just so you know, no criticism on you at all, just the person who generated the meme.

I see a sea of soyboys covering their crotches like timid Geishas and one man crossing his arms across his chest, as I am sure, many of us have done many times, when even talking to our friends. But the meme criticizes that guy.

I guess I must be getting old.
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Medic Mike just so you know, no criticism on you at all, just the person who generated the meme.

I see a sea of soyboys covering their crotches like timid Geishas and one man crossing his arms across his chest, as I am sure, many of us have done many times, when even talking to our friends. But the meme criticizes that guy.

I guess I must be getting old.


Maybe the big guy with the crossed arms is one of those wise guy that likes to crack you in the nuts if given the chance. Many moons ago when I worked in a steel mill this one guy who happened to be my operator on this flattening press I worked on was like that. When several guys was standing around having a BS session that's what you had to do to save your nuts if my operator was in the group everyone would be standing around with their hands over their bag

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^^^^^^^2 really good ones Medicmike^^^^^^^^~ss
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