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Old January 10, 2017, 08:23   #2451
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Yeah - the bright guys that thought this was a poke at fact-seekers must not have realized that the Pearl Harbor attack was in 1941, not 1931. But, hey - why let facts get in the way, right?
Uh, Ted, it's a joke.
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Old January 10, 2017, 08:29   #2452
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mm, that's about it! I talked to my dad last night about the weather and he said they got 6" of snow. They are in the mountains of north GA, so not used to dealing with it. Here in SW MI, we don't even change our movie plans unless they are calling for more than 6".
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That's a pretty ballsy tune but who's Lord Pepe?

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mm, that's about it! I talked to my dad last night about the weather and he said they got 6" of snow. They are in the mountains of north GA, so not used to dealing with it. Here in SW MI, we don't even change our movie plans unless they are calling for more than 6".
6" inches of snow in MI meant I finally had an actual excuse to kick the truck into 4WD. Now that I live in AZ, I'm fine with seeing that shit on distant mountain peaks and calling it good.
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Old January 12, 2017, 11:52   #2466
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Pepe is a meme character online that got some serious play during the campaign as an antagonist of Hitlery's. Maybe not antagonist, but the people who were making memes used him in a lot of Donald memes.

A quick search will give you some history on him and the forum where he originated.
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Oooooooohhhhh that slayed me!!! Thanks for that one!!!
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Pepe is a meme character online that got some serious play during the campaign as an antagonist of Hitlery's. Maybe not antagonist, but the people who were making memes used him in a lot of Donald memes.

A quick search will give you some history on him and the forum where he originated.

Ok thanks C-ya now I understand the gist of it.

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Maybe I'll just take up jogging instead...


No soup for you, he needs to take his dog out and get him some relief , being very careful not to offend anyone from the beastiality & LGBT community .

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While this does not apply to me I still thought it was funny.

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More stupid government propaganda at work again!!

Aimed at the moron liberal snowflakes no doubt.


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Notice the large door in front, either this jet is a cargo plane or they enlarged the door so Rosie could board the aircraft.

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