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Old June 13, 2018, 10:11   #1
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they could have compared her to Mr Ed....

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018...wdy-doody.html

Chelsea Clinton is firing back at “all the people” who say she looks like the Howdy Doody puppet.

The former first daughter on Tuesday singled out a Twitter user named Richard, who on Tuesday shared a graphic with his 20 Twitter followers that showed Howdy Doody photoshopped over Clinton’s face.

“Thanks to Richard & all the people on @Twitter who’ve compared me to Howdy Doody, I now know a bit about him, including that he stood up to bullies & believed in being kind to animals," Clinton said. "I’m always happy to be on the side of allyship & kindness. Thanks again!”...
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Old June 13, 2018, 10:14   #2
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Chelsea Clinton is firing back at “all the people” who say she looks like the Howdy Doody puppet.

The former first daughter on Tuesday singled out a Twitter user named Richard, who on Tuesday shared a graphic with his 20 Twitter followers that showed Howdy Doody photoshopped over Clinton’s face.

“Thanks to Richard & all the people on @Twitter who’ve compared me to Howdy Doody, I now know a bit about him, including that he stood up to bullies & believed in being kind to animals," Clinton said. "I’m always happy to be on the side of allyship & kindness. Thanks again!”...
Whenever I see a pic of her I see Webster Hubbell
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Old June 13, 2018, 10:23   #3
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She is Hubbells daughter, and no woman can withstand the FDU taunts.
She is forever damaged goods, mentally, like Megan Markle, who the Brit press call "the servant girl."

He step-father is a rapist, and her mother is a treasonous criminal.
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Old June 13, 2018, 10:26   #4
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Old June 13, 2018, 11:00   #5
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Someone (I don't do twitter or facebook) should post that on her social media pages.

Nothing like the truth coming out.

A picture in the encyclopedia with her face describing fugly there should be.


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How could anybody have intercourse with The Shrill and live with themselves afterwards?
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Old June 13, 2018, 11:59   #7
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How could anybody have intercourse with The Shrill and live with themselves afterwards?
Webb used a turkey baster and kept his distance upwind from the rotten clam. that's the only thing that makes sense.
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Old June 13, 2018, 12:41   #8
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Chelsea Clinton is firing back at “all the people” who say she looks like the Howdy Doody puppet.

The former first daughter on Tuesday singled out a Twitter user named Richard, who on Tuesday shared a graphic with his 20 Twitter followers that showed Howdy Doody photoshopped over Clinton’s face.

“Thanks to Richard & all the people on @Twitter who’ve compared me to Howdy Doody, I now know a bit about him, including that he stood up to bullies & believed in being kind to animals," Clinton said. "I’m always happy to be on the side of allyship & kindness. Thanks again!”...
Uh-oh...

My guess is that Richard will end up committing suicide by shooting himself five times in the back of the head...

If you catch my drift...

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Old June 13, 2018, 12:50   #9
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No doubt about it.

My guess is that Bill shrugged that off and called Carte Blanche for the rest of his life.
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Old June 13, 2018, 17:15   #11
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Wweellllllll Wilbur....

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Old June 13, 2018, 17:45   #12
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Haven't you heard of Doggy Style ?
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Old June 13, 2018, 18:47   #13
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I really feel sorry for Howdy Doody ,
I mean how would you like to be compared to that skank?
Jeez.....
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Old June 13, 2018, 18:51   #14
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Whoever is in charge of that Public Relations Nightmare of a comeback story is probably now on the Clinton hit list and in fear of their life.

Look up Rebecca Hubble and decide for yourself.
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Old June 14, 2018, 09:41   #15
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Tequila, lots of it..
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Someone once said that a Chelsea BJ counts as anal.............
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Someone once said that a Chelsea BJ counts as anal.............
I see it, what you did.

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I really feel sorry for Howdy Doody ,
I mean how would you like to be compared to that skank?
Jeez.....
How do you think Mr. Ed feels?
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How do you think Mr. Ed feels?
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Mr. Ed is dee ee aye dee, dead!

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There are conflicting stories involving of the death of Bamboo Harvester, the horse that played Mister Ed.
Alan Young said that he had frequently visited Harvester in retirement. He states that the horse died inadvertently from a tranquilliser, administered while he was in a stable on Sparks Street in Burbank, California, where he lived with his trainer Lester Hilton. Young says Hilton was out of town visiting relatives, and a temporary caregiver might have seen Bamboo Harvester rolling on the ground, struggling to get up. Young said Harvester was a heavy horse, and he was not always strong enough to get back on his feet without struggling. He suggests that the caregiver thought the horse was in distress, administered a tranquilliser and, for unknown reasons, the horse died within hours. The remains were cremated and scattered by Hilton in the Los Angeles area at a spot known only to him.[20]
Another story claims that by 1968 Bamboo Harvester, suffering from age related ailments, was euthanized in 1970 with no publicity and buried at Snodgrass Farm in Tahlequah, Oklahoma.[21]
A third story claims that after Mr. Ed, Bamboo Harvester's health was failing. He suffered from arthritis and kidney problems, and had to be euthanized at the age of 19.[22]
A different horse who died in Oklahoma in February 1979 was widely thought to be Bamboo Harvester, but this horse was, in fact, a horse that posed for the still pictures of Mister Ed used by the production company for the show's press kits. This horse was unofficially known as "Mister Ed", which led to his being reported as such (including sardonic comments on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update) following his own death.[23]
I looked him up because I thought maybe they stuffed him, like Trigger.

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Mr. Ed is dee ee aye dee, dead!

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I looked him up because I thought maybe they stuffed him, like Trigger.

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Well that rules out Mr. Ed as the father. From what I have heard of Hillary and Bill they should give a paternity test to the other horses and donkeys in the village.
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