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Old Yesterday, 11:20   #1401
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due to the recent fake news line being stuffed down our throats I made this .....

please feel free to share it with your real friends, they will see the humor



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Old Yesterday, 19:00   #1404
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Wales are not to be mocked.
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The wind blows, the rain falls, the flag snaps its bravery in the dark as two dogs boil for attention at my feet.

Of course it is a true story. You just couldn't make up something like that, no way.
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Old Yesterday, 19:50   #1406
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Wales are not to be mocked.
The Welsh might be flattered by this, and a porpoise is neither Welsh nor a "whale".

Sorry, Sister Mary Elephant, god rest her soul, would never allow my admission into heaven ( which is questionable at best ) if I didn't do my grammar nazi best on this
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Old Yesterday, 20:24   #1407
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While over in England a guy was at a local pub and was listing to these two rather large women talking with a curious accent. He approached them and inquired “Are you two ladies from Scotland”? Both snapped back harshly
“Wales you piss wanker”. The man taken aback apologized and inquired again.
“Are you two whales from Scotland.” He couldn’t remember much after that.
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The fear of God is the beginning of wisdom.

Matthew 25:1 thru 25:10 Be ready!

The written word sometimes like poetry is never really finished but merely abandoned.

I live alone in the middle of nowhere with two dogs and a cat, what do you think about that.

The wind blows, the rain falls, the flag snaps its bravery in the dark as two dogs boil for attention at my feet.

Of course it is a true story. You just couldn't make up something like that, no way.
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Old Yesterday, 22:09   #1408
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Makes sense to me.
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The fear of God is the beginning of wisdom.

Matthew 25:1 thru 25:10 Be ready!

The written word sometimes like poetry is never really finished but merely abandoned.

I live alone in the middle of nowhere with two dogs and a cat, what do you think about that.

The wind blows, the rain falls, the flag snaps its bravery in the dark as two dogs boil for attention at my feet.

Of course it is a true story. You just couldn't make up something like that, no way.
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Old Yesterday, 22:12   #1409
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So you go down thataway and turn right at the big grain bins ——-
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The fear of God is the beginning of wisdom.

Matthew 25:1 thru 25:10 Be ready!

The written word sometimes like poetry is never really finished but merely abandoned.

I live alone in the middle of nowhere with two dogs and a cat, what do you think about that.

The wind blows, the rain falls, the flag snaps its bravery in the dark as two dogs boil for attention at my feet.

Of course it is a true story. You just couldn't make up something like that, no way.

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Old Today, 08:36   #1410
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So you go down thataway and turn right at the big grain bins ——-
Too true !!
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