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Old September 28, 2014, 13:29   #101
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WRONG !!! thats 2 pancakes. Geez.
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Old September 28, 2014, 13:35   #102
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HAhahaha Windy, you always got the best ones... who does that handle bars with loaded 12 guage......oh yeah, chicks.

Is her foot gone??
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Old September 28, 2014, 13:37   #103
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Old September 28, 2014, 14:45   #104
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Now I am upset. Mixing a mongrel assault rifle with two reputible battle rifles is sure to cause mass confusion when this bill is finally sent to the floor for a final vote. Typical sub committee move to gain time so they can add additional pork barrel clauses completely unrelated to the original intent of this bill.
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Old October 10, 2014, 13:18   #105
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Who knew a roll of tape could be so much fun for children of all ages?



Poor little girl will have to pull all of that pretty black tape off sooner or later (can you say ouch!)
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I might....... give my neighbor the Dirty Sanchez. Here husband left 3 weeks ago.
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Old October 11, 2014, 19:48   #107
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Poor little girl will have to pull all of that pretty black tape off sooner or later (can you say ouch!)
If its all nicely shaved there wont be much "ouch".
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Old October 11, 2014, 20:16   #108
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He's just giving the wife a ride home from work.
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Old October 11, 2014, 20:43   #109
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Might be the neighbor's wife for the "Dirty Sanchez"!
Dude, you are terrible... I like the way you think.
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Old October 30, 2014, 12:56   #110
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Old October 30, 2014, 13:46   #111
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Old October 30, 2014, 13:53   #112
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After reading this thread and watching the videos I laughed so hard I'm crying. Seems to me it would be a waste to delete.
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Old October 30, 2014, 14:21   #113
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Hey ! Nice dinner dress, she can come over for dinner anytime....get the boobs done first though....wait..is that electrical tape ??

Just thinking, dats gona hurt taking it off around the sensitive areas.....probably wont do that again.

OMG !! NICE WEBSITE, saving that one.

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http://blacktapeproject.com/[/QUOTE]
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Old October 30, 2014, 17:44   #114
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Old October 30, 2014, 18:14   #116
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Old November 01, 2014, 13:49   #117
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Old November 01, 2014, 14:16   #118
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Thanks for managing the thread......



Holly aproves......

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Old November 05, 2014, 10:55   #119
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I guess I'm the only one that likes Holly.....
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“Holly, if eaten may cause diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, and stomach and intestinal problems”
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Old November 05, 2014, 12:22   #121
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Don't eat the ornamental displays.....I thought you guys knew that.
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Old November 05, 2014, 13:27   #122
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Old November 05, 2014, 13:30   #123
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Old November 08, 2014, 09:45   #124
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Old November 14, 2014, 12:41   #125
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That b$tch (read fine young lady) looks like she's gonna stick that where the sun don't shine! I think she works in the LGBT BDSM club down a couple of blocks.

Different option than the black "Mule".
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Old November 22, 2014, 16:40   #126
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Old March 01, 2015, 14:04   #127
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Old March 01, 2015, 15:56   #128
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Old September 23, 2015, 21:08   #129
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Old September 24, 2015, 07:17   #132
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Just a warning.... Every time this thread is bumped the price goes up.
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This is a post from Oregon of a signpost with a sign in Post, Oregon..

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You should quit making empty threats about this thread and just man up and delete it already. Not like it hasn't been done before on the files. But, it's usually preceded by an intellectual ass whooping or being called out on a lie.
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