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Old October 09, 2018, 20:41   #1
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Bill and Hillary 2019 Tour "An Evening with the Clintons"

This is like a bad article from the Onion. But I guess these two have no shame. Clinton foundation closed..need to keep up with the taxes at Chapiqua, NY I guess. What do you guys suggest they name their tour?

One name could be: How to dodge the #Metoo movement as felons and get away with it seminar.

https://consequenceofsound.net/2018/...on-arena-tour/



Following the lead of former First Lady Michelle Obama, former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton are hitting the road for their very own arena tour.

“An Evening with President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton” will feature the Clintons in conversation, sharing “stories and inspiring anecdotes that shaped their historic careers in public service, while also discussing issues of the day and looking toward the future,” according to Live Nation, which is producing the tour.

The tour kicks off on November 18th in Las Vegas, Nevada, with three more dates scheduled in Toronto, Montreal, and Sugar Land, Texas before the year is over. A second, nine-date leg is planned for April and May 2019, with shows scheduled in New York, Detroit, Philadelphia, Boston, and Vancouver, among cities elsewhere.

I’d also be remiss not to point out the Coachella-size hole in the itinerary.

Tickets go on sale Friday, October 12th at 10:00 a.m. local time. You can also grab them here.

“An Evening With The Clintons” Tour Dates:
11/18 – Las Vegas, NV @ Park Theater
11/27 – Toronto, ON @ Scotiabank Arena
11/28 – Montreal, QC @ Bell Centre
12/04 – Sugar Land, TX @ Smart Financial Center
04/11 – New York, NY @ Beacon Theatre
04/12 – Detroit, MI @ Fox Theatre
04/13 – Philadelphia, PA @ The Met
04/26 – Wallingford, CT @ Toyota Oakdale Theatre
04/27 – Washington, DC @ DAR Constitution Hall
04/30 – Boston, MA @ Opera House
05/02 – Vancouver, BC @ Pepsi Live at Rogers Arena
05/03 – Seattle, WA @ WaMu Theater
05/04 – Los Angeles, CA @ The Forum
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Old October 09, 2018, 21:12   #2
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Well, there you have it.

Their itinerary.

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Old October 09, 2018, 22:44   #3
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Old October 09, 2018, 23:25   #4
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Old October 09, 2018, 23:47   #5
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This is like a bad article from the Onion. But I guess these two have no shame. Clinton foundation closed..need to keep up with the taxes at Chapiqua, NY I guess. What do you guys suggest they name their tour?

One name could be: How to dodge the #Metoo movement as felons and get away with it seminar.

https://consequenceofsound.net/2018/...on-arena-tour/



Following the lead of former First Lady Michelle Obama, former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton are hitting the road for their very own arena tour.

“An Evening with President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton” will feature the Clintons in conversation, sharing “stories and inspiring anecdotes that shaped their historic careers in public service, while also discussing issues of the day and looking toward the future,” according to Live Nation, which is producing the tour.

The tour kicks off on November 18th in Las Vegas, Nevada, with three more dates scheduled in Toronto, Montreal, and Sugar Land, Texas before the year is over. A second, nine-date leg is planned for April and May 2019, with shows scheduled in New York, Detroit, Philadelphia, Boston, and Vancouver, among cities elsewhere.

I’d also be remiss not to point out the Coachella-size hole in the itinerary.

Tickets go on sale Friday, October 12th at 10:00 a.m. local time. You can also grab them here.

“An Evening With The Clintons” Tour Dates:
11/18 – Las Vegas, NV @ Park Theater
11/27 – Toronto, ON @ Scotiabank Arena
11/28 – Montreal, QC @ Bell Centre
12/04 – Sugar Land, TX @ Smart Financial Center
04/11 – New York, NY @ Beacon Theatre
04/12 – Detroit, MI @ Fox Theatre
04/13 – Philadelphia, PA @ The Met
04/26 – Wallingford, CT @ Toyota Oakdale Theatre
04/27 – Washington, DC @ DAR Constitution Hall
04/30 – Boston, MA @ Opera House
05/02 – Vancouver, BC @ Pepsi Live at Rogers Arena
05/03 – Seattle, WA @ WaMu Theater
05/04 – Los Angeles, CA @ The Forum
Caption for the photo--Bill! please rub my colostomy bag again--it really makes me horny.
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Old October 09, 2018, 23:53   #6
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Unfortunately the scum will make money on this venture in excess of a million. Both washed up has beens that never should have been in the first place.
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Old October 10, 2018, 05:58   #7
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HAHA!

Prediction: Cancelled in mid-tour due to "health concerns"...

...but it will really be "lack of interest and attendance."
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Old October 10, 2018, 06:04   #8
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Oddly enough I didn't see any tours for Oklahoma, Arkansas, or any more of the Sunny South. You'd think the former pres from Arkansas would be really popular around here.

When I was in DC last week I saw a bumper sticker that said "I miss Bill Clinton". I couldn't see the driver, so I don't know if it was Monica or not.....
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Yesterday, they specifically stated, "we are not coming to Wisconsin!"

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With any luck a suicide bomber will buy a ticket.
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Old October 10, 2018, 08:34   #11
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I would rather have my fingernails pulled out with pliers than read about much less listen to those two criminals
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Old October 11, 2018, 21:00   #12
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WHO, in a sane state of mind want to see and hear both of those retards talk ?
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Old October 11, 2018, 21:05   #13
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WHO, in a sane state of mind want to see and hear both of those retards talk ?
You may have answered your own query........







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Sugarland, Texas? Would have thought Austin. No one from Sugarland gives a damn about those two.
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Old October 12, 2018, 04:36   #16
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What the hell is it with insider women wearing overly-large necklaces? You ever notice how many will wear giant pearl necklaces? Then,the OP photo shows Hillary wearing what looks like a glorified pitbull chain collar. They're displaying some sort of cryptic message,but what exactly,I don't know.
Last time I saw Hillary making some stupid commentary last week,she looked like she was wearing a cardboard box under her jacket. There is something horribly wrong with her,to the point where she cannot even support herself enough to even sit up straight on her own. Her eyes wander about like a chameleon.
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Old October 12, 2018, 10:01   #17
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What's with the Canadian visits?

Trump just got the new NAFTA thru that Clinton had a part in; a big personal embarrassment for Bill.

A cash guarantee has to be promised to these scum, and why is Canada ponying up cash for those two assholes?

Maybe they will cancel and keep the cash, teaching all, another Clinton lesson in economics.
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Old October 12, 2018, 10:30   #18
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Only way I'd spend an evening in their company is if its in the jail cell they both belong in.
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Old October 12, 2018, 18:46   #19
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Paying good money to listen to Hillary cough!
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Old October 12, 2018, 22:38   #20
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I'd rather step on my own pecker.
Just damn Martin! That’s much too visual.
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Pretty optimistic, I would say, on Hillary's part, that she will not be in jail.
She just surrendered her Security Clearance.

Lock her up.
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I'd rather step on my own pecker.
I’ve stepped on my dick more than a few times, but I’m past the point of only wanting to see her face in the media for her 2 week eulogy. That is the most vile creature in my short time on earth. I’d have more empathy rolling past a roadkill coon on I10
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Their skin looks so smooth, young and youthful.
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