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Old December 24, 2017, 01:11   #451
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Old December 24, 2017, 06:20   #452
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Old December 24, 2017, 07:25   #453
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Old December 24, 2017, 14:24   #455
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There may be something to this all natural ingredients after all!!!!
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Old December 24, 2017, 14:37   #456
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I feel like such a cheap hussy, clicking through the posts in this wonderful thread has me falling in love over and over again.
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Old December 24, 2017, 14:43   #457
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Old December 24, 2017, 18:47   #458
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Old December 24, 2017, 18:56   #459
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Here's my vote.....and she's single....

Martin??

Ya know she'll kill you? Right?

Feck!

I'm buzzing on Christmas eve and my girlfriend, who is from Texas and is a red head, is coming over. Oh gawd, I'm dead. Well nice knowing you all.

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Old December 24, 2017, 19:00   #460
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Old December 24, 2017, 19:06   #461
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Old December 24, 2017, 19:11   #462
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i'm f'd. That's all.

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Old December 24, 2017, 19:16   #463
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You say that like it is a bad thing
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Old December 24, 2017, 19:50   #464
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LOL! I'm too old to care. But a great way to go.

Kinda like a viking burial.

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Old December 24, 2017, 20:27   #465
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LOL! I'm too old to care. But a great way to go.

Kinda like a viking burial.

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Old December 24, 2017, 22:31   #466
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Natural and tasteful. I like her. Add her to my stable from this thread.
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Old December 29, 2017, 19:11   #467
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Kinda like a viking burial.

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Hey, I'm with you.

Worse ways to go if you have to !!!! At least, I think so !
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Old December 30, 2017, 09:25   #468
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For you car people, if ya going to get excited about red heads, its been my experience, to find an attractive one with nothing under the hood!

Just saying!

Uhm, I believe her "money-maker" is her rearend...
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Old December 30, 2017, 09:48   #469
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Uhm, I believe her "money-maker" is her rearend...
Aren't all of them?
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Old December 30, 2017, 09:55   #470
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Aren't all of them?
Badda bing! You're welcome!
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Old December 30, 2017, 14:13   #471
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Uhm, I believe her "money-maker" is her rearend...
Schooled by my betters, we thank you sir!
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Old December 30, 2017, 14:51   #472
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Aren't all of them?
I am sad about this post hk. Very disappointing.

It is post # 469 of the red-head thread.

It has no photo, just text.

It is post 469.

Ponder that a bit.

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Old December 30, 2017, 14:58   #473
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I am sad about this post hk. Very disappointing.

It is post # 469 of the red-head thread.

It has no photo, just text.

It is post 469.

Ponder that a bit.

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Old December 30, 2017, 18:00   #474
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Did someone mention rear-end?



or front-end?....cant recall.....

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Old December 30, 2017, 18:11   #475
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Or......something a bit ....well......different?

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Old December 30, 2017, 18:34   #476
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Just plain hot


And a real nice shot of Nicole....
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Old December 30, 2017, 18:46   #477
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Or......something a bit ....well......different?


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Old December 30, 2017, 21:05   #478
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Or......something a bit ....well......different?

It may go by Jenny today, but won't be long before it looks like Jerome.
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Old December 30, 2017, 21:32   #479
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It may go by Jenny today, but won't be long before it looks like Jerome.
I'm pretty sure you've got the order on that backwards...Wouldn't be at all surprised if the upper is Jenny but the lower is still Jerome
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Old December 30, 2017, 22:06   #480
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Old December 30, 2017, 22:10   #481
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I'm pretty sure you've got the order on that backwards...Wouldn't be at all surprised if the upper is Jenny but the lower is still Jerome
Yeah, it's a lot cheaper that way.
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Ok....but I did say it was a bit......different......anyway.....
Here are some real fox's.....



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That's better......
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Don't ya' just hate bossy women. I'll never let them tell me what to do.

Well, ok, maybe just this once.

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Well, ok, maybe just this once.

I would gladly submit to her.
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I have to say this one has always made me just a bit weak in the knees, and the wife is taking me to see her in something tonight!

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