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Old February 12, 2017, 17:20   #2701
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Old February 12, 2017, 23:57   #2702
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That reminds me of my favorite pick-up line:

"Excuse me, miss. Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?"
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Old February 13, 2017, 18:14   #2704
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Old February 13, 2017, 22:41   #2707
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Old February 14, 2017, 22:02   #2708
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You almost found my mangled big toe picture.

I'll post my foot and show ya what a huge cat crankshaft will do to a foot.

Ya never know when it will find it way to this thread.

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Nope that wanst the toe pic.
Youer luck is holden out.

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Doing a little "googling" to see if this is a spoof... if not, it's a PERFECT illustration of what's wrong in our Education system.

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If I recall high school correctly, there wasn't nearly enough emphasis on learning basic engineering. I can't imagine how much things have gotten worse since then.
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A perfect illustration is right - a screwed up mess that's firmly seized up.
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Reminds me of his science fair project...

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This is it but the Libatards will lose votes if you keep them out and they don't like that idea and it must suck to be them.

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I can't even guess what the real story is here but the title and video had me "LAUGH MY ASS OFF"


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