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Old November 09, 2016, 12:34   #1
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Unfortunate Racoon


my buddy found this while deer hunting in Eastern PA.
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Old November 09, 2016, 12:40   #2
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Saw 3 that were 10 ft away from each other splattered on the side of the road yesterday.
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Old November 09, 2016, 12:59   #3
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I saw one running with it's head stuck in a glass jar a couple weeks ago. It's dead by now I'm sure
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Old November 09, 2016, 13:20   #4
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yeah, I would think, a jar on the head is a death sentence....
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Old November 09, 2016, 16:00   #5
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This little feller got caught being naughty. He caught an acute case of lead poisoning shortly after this photo.
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Old November 09, 2016, 16:37   #6
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Lotta discarded food in suburban areas.

Salad days for coons.
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Old November 09, 2016, 18:27   #7
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This little feller got caught being naughty. He caught an acute case of lead poisoning shortly after this photo.
You should have reached down and gently removed his hand from the trap.
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Old November 09, 2016, 20:59   #8
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yeah, I would think, a jar on the head is a death sentence....
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Old November 09, 2016, 22:02   #9
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You should have reached down and gently removed his hand from the trap.
I can't speak for Tuhlmann but I'd never be brave enough to do that. I've dealt with too many irate coons. Them buggers are vicious!
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Old November 10, 2016, 10:32   #10
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cool. had a coon decide to make a home in my chimney once. I tried to build a fire to smoke him out. He positioned himself to block all the smoke by clogging the shaft with his body position...the house filled up with smoke. Eventually later, I couldn't find a way to get him to leave, so I had to shoot up the chimney shaft.
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Old November 10, 2016, 12:20   #11
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Come on y'all.....take it easy on the coons!!!!
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Old November 10, 2016, 16:03   #12
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I found a cat once,at a local dump,that jumped thru a tire that had cords dangling in the center,and it somehow got them around his neck,then started spinning to get loose,only to make it very much worse. Looked like it was in the middle of a spider web. And very dead.
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Old November 10, 2016, 20:00   #13
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I hate to see it but there it is, life and death. I feel sorry for thoughs critters and people who make critical thinking errors. Life is precious and not to be taken lightly by anyone. Those that choose to risk life and limb thrill seeking by doing something incredibly dangerous like jumping off cliffs and walking on the edge of buildings I have no sympathy for them if they die. Darwin still rules.
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Old November 10, 2016, 21:03   #14
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Yeah, especially adrenalin junkie 'coons!
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Old November 11, 2016, 17:03   #15
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Got to love the DP coon traps that Tuhlmann's little buddy is showing. There are 3 in my back yard as I type. Too many cats running loose for regular foot traps or conis.
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I never saw a coon during the daytime alive, unless it was rabid.

That changed this past summer when the neighbor woman trapped a large one in her squirrel trap.

I was going to shoot it, but figured it was better to take it up the road and try to let it go. I managed to do so, and was not scratched or bitten.
After I lifted the door, it just sort of sauntered slowly off into the woods.
My good vibes I guess? Pretty dumb for sure.
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Old November 17, 2016, 20:27   #17
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Damned coons emptied my game feeder earlier this week. I try to keep grease on the support legs so they can't climb up to the spinner. But, it had been a couple months since I did that last and it was dry enough to climb I guess. Gotta get more coon grease soon...
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i've had two as pets. incredible animals. quite affectionate. my female lab treated my last one like it was her pup and the coon graciously obliged.
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Raccoons need insurance. Do they get Obammacare?
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Old November 21, 2016, 18:56   #20
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now this is an unfortunate coon...fighter to the end...

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now this is an unfortunate coon...fighter to the end...

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Tell me now, is there such a thing as a "FORTUNATE" coon? They live in the wild, everything with teeth chases them, they eat, well, anything and they use the bathroom in the bushes.
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Sucks to be that coon. 3 on 1.
The Banditos MC method of operation, so I hear. (but hey, they keep the Hell's Angels outta Texas )
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The Banditos MC method of operation, so I hear. (but hey, they keep the Hell's Angels outta Texas )
Hah! Wifey knew (not biblically) one them when she lived out in Colorado. Had a gnarly Doberman named Bruno.
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I hear that if you have a coon problem mixing sugar with dry cement does the trick. They eat it all up and then the cement hardens in their gut and that is that. Works very well.
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I hear that if you have a coon problem mixing sugar with dry cement does the trick. They eat it all up and then the cement hardens in their gut and that is that. Works very well.
interesting, good to know
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Wander when the dogs get done tenderizing that coon is he going to slow roast him?
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Way back in the day we picked up winter roadkills---it was like seeing a $20.00 bill laying in the road

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**** a bunch of racoons, smashed one last night just south of Chiefland, Fl.. Split the air dam on the car right down the middle. I have yet to haul my ass out of the hotel bed to go out and remove the broken pieces.

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A lot of people hate the reacoon and shoot them. Yes, they are smart and pesky in the city. They love dog food.

But, out in the country they are a great asset if you are setting up feeders and trying to attract deer or hogs. They steal the food and leave trails that lead the others animals to your feeders. Don't shoot them if you are trying to populate a deer lease or hog lease. They are your friends. We used to throw a little dog food in the feeders to attract them so that they would come and set the trails for deer and hogs.

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A lot of people hate the reacoon and shoot them. Yes, they are smart and pesky in the city. They love dog food.

But, out in the country they are a great asset if you are setting up feeders and trying to attract deer or hogs. They steal the food and leave trails that lead the others animals to your feeders. Don't shoot them if you are trying to populate a deer lease or hog lease. They are your friends. We used to throw a little dog food in the feeders to attract them so that they would come and set the trails for deer and hogs.

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I've had them empty my feeder barrel a few times by climbing up one of the tripod legs and reaching in to turn the spinner. Keeping the legs greased stops that but if you let the grease dry out much, they're right back. I tried wrapping the legs of the feeder with carpet tack strip first but they still climbed that. I'm trying Vaseline as a coon grease next time...
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Sucks to be that coon. 3 on 1.
1%ers have a use for a particular part of a coon. How it dies is not important and some have a sadistic way of seeing them to their end.
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I hear that if you have a coon problem mixing sugar with dry cement does the trick. They eat it all up and then the cement hardens in their gut and that is that. Works very well.
Hmmmnnnn, got me thinking. What does a cat like to eat that can be mixed with Portland.

mebee ground up jerky
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Hmmmnnnn, got me thinking. What does a cat like to eat that can be mixed with Portland.

mebee ground up jerky
Save the jerky for yourself. Get the Temptations cat treats(grind em up if you want), the temptations treats are like crack cocaine to cats.
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CBS Local — Police in Youngstown, Ohio had more than crime to deal with over the last month. The city has reportedly been invaded by a wave of “zombie-like” raccoons who have terrified local residents.

Police received 14 calls in March from homeowners saying that the woodland creatures were spotted standing upright on their back legs and showing off their fangs. One wildlife photographer called the shocking sight “extremely strange.”

“He would stand up on his hind legs, which I’ve never seen a raccoon do before, and he would show his teeth and then he would fall over backward and go into almost a comatose condition,” Robert Coggeshall told WKBN. Making the incidents more disturbing, all the sightings were made during the day even though raccoons are nocturnal animals.
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Knew an old coonass named Hebert from down near Beau Bridge that told me of catching a big bull coon once,
he put him in a sack and went down to the local dance hall & saloon on the wrong side of the tracks on a Saturday night,

He kicked poked and prodded that old bull coon until he was thoroughly pissed off ,
then about midnight when the place was really rocking opened the door and threw the open sack inside.
He said it was one hell of a commotion as the saloon emptied of about 80 people out for a good night in a matter of seconds .
I don't really know who was a meaner SOB , that coonass named Hebert or that bull coon
but that coonass thought it was funny and the bull coon was just being a coon.
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You haven't lived until you crawl under a relation's house with a single shot .22 to take care of that coon under it. You then find after you shoot him that he had 3 pissed off friends under there with him and you are in front of the only way for them to get out. For about 30 years they would tell that story to anyone who stopped by while I was visiting.

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You haven't lived until you crawl under a relation's house with a single shot .22 to take care of that coon under it. You then find after you shoot him that he had 3 pissed off friends under there with him and you are in front of the only way for them to get out. For about 30 years they would tell that story to anyone who stopped by while I was visiting.

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