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Old May 21, 2018, 06:14   #101
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Lord - how is this pic just coming out NOW???

Can we start a pool to see how long before Nuttz recreates it?
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Old May 21, 2018, 07:22   #102
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Old May 21, 2018, 18:38   #103
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Those are some excellent shorts!

I don't think I have the guts to wear anything that could compete with that.
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Old May 21, 2018, 20:27   #104
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Holy hell even I don't have any shorts that short. That is an AWESOME pic.
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Old May 22, 2018, 21:26   #105
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This was me 40 years ago. Still have the tummy..

A challenger rises!

Danie, would you be OK with me using that for T-shirt art?

I sense a vote forthcoming.


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Old May 22, 2018, 23:49   #106
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Actually that was a blatant lie, but the guy does look a lot like I did back then. I stole the photo off the Facebook Fal page.
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Old May 23, 2018, 05:58   #107
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Actually that was a blatant lie, but the guy does look a lot like I did back then. I stole the photo off the Facebook Fal page.
Dang! You could have kept that going forever -
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Old May 23, 2018, 09:39   #108
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Old May 23, 2018, 13:07   #109
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Whew!

No shorts for me after all. Everybody will be happier 8f we leave it to B17.

Nuttz will be happy if he wears some and freaks some people out...
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Old May 23, 2018, 13:17   #110
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...Nuttz will be happy if he wears...
They are happier when I wear shorts, especially on hot days!
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That's what I was hoping you'd say.

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Old May 23, 2018, 15:44   #114
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I think we've hit a new record for thread drift. What were we talking about again???

Thanks B17. ;-)
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Got to break out my stash to bring to the match if Nuttz or anybody else is planning on shorts.

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Got to break out my stash to bring to the match if Nuttz or anybody else is planning on shorts.
Hate to break it to you, but it is a pretty good bet that I will be wearing shorts.

I won't have the sex appeal of Jimmy or Kelly, and certainly won't even be in the same league as Danie

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Old May 24, 2018, 11:50   #117
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If I were good looking like Top Nuttz, I suppose I’d do a beefcake photo Op with a dozen or so FALs, but I’m like, not.



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Holy hell even I don't have any shorts that short. That is an AWESOME pic.


Speaking of-there’s also an awesome and somewhat famous pic of a female posing with Stimpy’s Israeli mutt FAL. You might want to think twice about it if Stimpy asks you to “pose” with his FAL.
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.................I will be wearing shorts.

I won't have the sex appeal............


Are you kiddin? You are definitely one sexy MFer
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Old May 25, 2018, 16:12   #120
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Speaking of-there’s also an awesome and somewhat famous pic of a female posing with Stimpy’s Israeli mutt FAL. You might want to think twice about it if Stimpy asks you to “pose” with his FAL.
It's still at the same link!

And for the record, I don't ladies to get nekid and pose with my FAL...she was already nekid.
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I've been reading this site since 2003. I have never seen nor heard of this event.

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Old May 25, 2018, 18:44   #123
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You can tell he was distracted just thinking about the event. Missed a whole important word.

Her name was Isis - before ISIS was a bad thing. So Stimp basically supplied arms to Isis.
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There has never been a more appropriate time in Files history for this, than now!

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