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Old November 08, 2018, 13:56   #1
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fuggin minivan bitch drivers

so i am standing on the motorbike in backed up in town traffic when the bitch in the minivan ahead of me decides to back into a 3 point and u-turn. trouble is i am there, and boxed in. so down goes the bike, and me with it. one fractured metacarpal in right thumb is better than a face full of pavement.

so i get up and shut the bike off and she says, oh, were you there?
i looked at her, and told her to leave while she still could.

i just don't have much patience for idiots anymore.

keeps me single.

i should have told her she could make it up to me with a blow-job.
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Old November 08, 2018, 15:23   #2
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Old November 08, 2018, 16:26   #3
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Around here there are two basic types of van drivers. The soccer mom type who drives like she is yelling at the kids and trying to talk into her cell phone at the same time. This type scares me because I never know what kind of stupid move they are going to make next.

The second type are the maniacs who think they are driving a Shelby Cobra Mustang or something like it. Stop light Grand Prix all the way. I have had this type actually try to challenge me when I was driving an automobile such as my 2007 Mustang GT or my 2012 Camaro SS. Just wannabes I guess.....

And so it goes.


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Old November 08, 2018, 16:55   #5
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I quit riding bikes on the highway in 1981.

Death traps.

Deadly for anyone who ran me off the road and didn't kill me.

I figured it would be better if I left homicide off my resume. So, the bike got sold.
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Around here there are two basic types of van drivers. The soccer mom type who drives like she is yelling at the kids and trying to talk into her cell phone at the same time. This type scares me because I never know what kind of stupid move they are going to make next.

The second type are the maniacs who think they are driving a Shelby Cobra Mustang or something like it. Stop light Grand Prix all the way. I have had this type actually try to challenge me when I was driving an automobile such as my 2007 Mustang GT or my 2012 Camaro SS. Just wannabes I guess.....

And so it goes.

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I had a combination of the 2 in traffic on my way back to lunch. I took likely too much pleasure in catching her stuck behind other cars, getting next to her and staying there. Her Odyssey didn't intimidate my lifted F-250 a whole lot. Trapping her there was probably the safest place for everyone (she and her kids included) on the road as she really thought she was at Lemans.

I have come to realize stupid knows no bounds.
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Old November 08, 2018, 16:59   #7
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I can relate.

Between the idiots trying to type on their phones while driving all over the road, or God knows what they're doing - it gets kinda scary. I make fun of Asian Women drivers who wont get out of the fast lane, but I think the Soccer Mom's are worse when it comes to distracted driving.

Sometimes the only thing that will teach a hard head is when they are put in a position where they have to pay you for damages caused by their reckless driving,
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Old November 08, 2018, 17:01   #8
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I been saying for years that the biggest road menaces are fat moms in minivans, and Asian women at the wheel...
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Well on the bright side she would have ended our serial poster that titles most of his topics, bitch this - bitch that.




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i should have told her she could make it up to me with a blow-job.
Was she at least teh hott? Standards, standards.
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I can relate to this ..Last night I’m on the back of a Honda Motorbike in wall to wall traffic going 80KmhWith a 120 lb Thai girl driving !!My hands and arms hurt for an hour after from holding the grab handle behind me ! A Bike passes us on the back is a girl in a mini dress setting side saddle not holding on at all !! We were bar hopping the more beer I drank the more at ease I was at riding !
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I can relate to this ..Last night I’m on the back of a Honda Motorbike in wall to wall traffic going 80KmhWith a 120 lb Thai girl driving !!My hands and arms hurt for an hour after from holding the grab handle behind me ! A Bike passes us on the back is a girl in a mini dress setting side saddle not holding on at all !! We were bar hopping the more beer I drank the more at ease I was at riding !
Man, West Virginia has changed since my last visit.
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so i am standing on the motorbike in backed up in town traffic when the bitch in the minivan ahead of me decides to back into a 3 point and u-turn. trouble is i am there, and boxed in. so down goes the bike, and me with it. one fractured metacarpal in right thumb is better than a face full of pavement.

so i get up and shut the bike off and she says, oh, were you there?
i looked at her, and told her to leave while she still could.

i just don't have much patience for idiots anymore.

keeps me single.

i should have told her she could make it up to me with a blow-job.

I automatically deduct 100 IQ points for drivers of mini vans

then take aggressive attitude to combat ultra stupid moves driver makes

helps keep me out of their accidents

also prevents me from shooting them
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Old November 09, 2018, 11:35   #17
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Ha ha taint wv Korat Thailand full story coming soon
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Old November 09, 2018, 14:58   #18
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Ha ha taint wv Korat Thailand full story coming soon
he's bitch riding some sideways stuff on the backside of the world, and obviously enjoying it.

hell, i'd enjoy sharing a motorbike with a 120 pound woman, but i'd be driving.

man up, randy.
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so i am standing on the motorbike in backed up in town traffic when the bitch in the minivan ahead of me decides to back into a 3 point and u-turn. trouble is i am there, and boxed in. so down goes the bike, and me with it. one fractured metacarpal in right thumb is better than a face full of pavement.

so i get up and shut the bike off and she says, oh, were you there?
i looked at her, and told her to leave while she still could.

i just don't have much patience for idiots anymore.

keeps me single.

i should have told her she could make it up to me with a blow-job.
Dumb whore. Probably only good for getting her knees dirty.
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I automatically deduct 100 IQ points for drivers of mini vans

then take aggressive attitude to combat ultra stupid moves driver makes

helps keep me out of their accidents

also prevents me from shooting them
Don't be an idiot.
We use a mini van for gunshows, it hold's enough to cover six tables jackass
in fact most vendors seem to use them

These isolated outliers would be every bit as problematic in a damn Honda Civic
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Don't be an idiot.
We use a mini van for gunshows, it hold's enough to cover six tables jackass
in fact most vendors seem to use them

These isolated outliers would be every bit as problematic in a damn Honda Civic

you just proved my point
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you just proved my point
What's that ?

That you are some pole smoking, cum chugging Faggot poster at times ?

My point was plenty of Men drive mini vans regardless of your idiot, all inclusiveness.
very few Harley riders are actually Bikers
Some Blacks drive 4x4 pickups
quite a few broads won't be caught dead behind the wheel of a mini van.

and so it goes buddy...
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What's that ?

That you are some pole smoking, cum chugging Faggot poster at times ?

My point was plenty of Men drive mini vans regardless of your idiot, all inclusiveness.
very few Harley riders are actually Bikers
Some Blacks drive 4x4 pickups
quite a few broads won't be caught dead behind the wheel of a mini van.

and so it goes buddy...

and again you prove the point .......
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I started riding motor bikes in the late 70,s,you could hit a back road and relax,look at junk piles in peoples yards[junk envy]and just goof around.
No cell phones,just am and fm radio,s[8 track too].yuo rarely heard of bikes having problems with cages.Drivers used turn signals and almost everyone new how to use mirrors to back up.everybody could operate a standard trans[even 3 on the tree]
Fast forward to now,cell phones,almost all vehickles are auto trans with back up cameras and every other damn doo hicky to accomidate the idiots[tail gaters,no signal,distracted,mirrors-you must be kidding].
I still ride,but scan the sides of the roads constantly and look behind me constantly.some bone head will try and kill me on almost every ride.
Yes I'm a biker,was a 1% er for a long time[got tired of looking over my shoulder] and have since joined the 99%.the game has definitly changed,I will not let those tards stop me from riding.I will ride till I cant pull in a clutch lever any longer.
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Having driven truck for my occupation for the last forty years has left me with absolutely no patience for people in cars and I don't care what their driving. There's just to much stupidity out there and I see it when I'm in the truck or my personal vehicle or my bike people just don't give a good crap everyone's in a hurry .And then to top it off I go shopping at Wal Mart and find that people use there shopping carts exactly the way they drive their cars.

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Having driven truck for my occupation for the last forty years has left me with absolutely no patience for people in cars and I don't care what their driving. There's just to much stupidity out there and I see it when I'm in the truck or my personal vehicle or my bike people just don't give a good crap everyone's in a hurry .And then to top it off I go shopping at Wal Mart and find that people use there shopping carts exactly the way they drive their cars.

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There is a serious flip side to this discussion Mark

Like truckers who run side by side on the Interstate refusing to let you pass
Worse yet trucker kunts who speed up when you attempt to pass

Nope, not that much of it but some do it.

Bikers ?
Oh Man
You get some clubs that do the same damn horseshit.

I recall one time on an Interstate where a bunch of Harley fat bodies took up both lanes for some twenty miles rolling along at just under 50 mph. Had traffic backed up nearly a mile behind them

some "bikers" these days are just motorized versions of the spandex bicycle crew jacking with other drivers because they are all entitled asshats.
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I quit riding bikes on the highway in 1981.

Death traps.

Deadly for anyone who ran me off the road and didn't kill me.

I figured it would be better if I left homicide off my resume. So, the bike got sold.

I rode two time year before last and none this year. Two damn Harleys in the garage and no idea how to try to sell them.
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There is a serious flip side to this discussion Mark

Like truckers who run side by side on the Interstate refusing to let you pass
Worse yet trucker kunts who speed up when you attempt to pass

Nope, not that much of it but some do it.

Bikers ?
Oh Man
You get some clubs that do the same damn horseshit.

I recall one time on an Interstate where a bunch of Harley fat bodies took up both lanes for some twenty miles rolling along at just under 50 mph. Had traffic backed up nearly a mile behind them

some "bikers" these days are just motorized versions of the spandex bicycle crew jacking with other drivers because they are all entitled asshats.

I agree with you somewhat Riverside. I have run into these bikers that you speak of its like their just daring you to try something. The people that kill me is the ones that think the inside lane is the only one and its reserved for them and their just barely doing the speed limit.

As far as the trucks go there are some real Dicks out there that's behind the wheel. Since the increase of the trucks on the road due to the increase of Chinese goods the mentality of the truck driver has went down the drain as far as trucks hogging both lanes a lot of times this is due to that's all the motor they have and it just takes awhile for them to make a pass but I agree it can be frustrating when you get behind them.

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so i am standing on the motorbike in backed up in town traffic when the bitch in the minivan ahead of me decides to back into a 3 point and u-turn. trouble is i am there, and boxed in. so down goes the bike, and me with it. one fractured metacarpal in right thumb is better than a face full of pavement.

so i get up and shut the bike off and she says, oh, were you there?
i looked at her, and told her to leave while she still could.

i just don't have much patience for idiots anymore.

keeps me single.

i should have told her she could make it up to me with a blow-job.
I don't understand, did she hit you? If so why did you let her leave.
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I agree with you somewhat Riverside. I have run into these bikers that you speak of its like their just daring you to try something. The people that kill me is the ones that think the inside lane is the only one and its reserved for them and their just barely doing the speed limit.

As far as the trucks go there are some real Dicks out there that's behind the wheel. Since the increase of the trucks on the road due to the increase of Chinese goods the mentality of the truck driver has went down the drain as far as trucks hogging both lanes a lot of times this is due to that's all the motor they have and it just takes awhile for them to make a pass but I agree it can be frustrating when you get behind them.

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Not saying it's a daily thing at all but there are a mess of dorks on the highway overall.
Most Bike folk know better
shit, I am Bike folk...

Problem with truckers is they are no longer good ole boys
often immigrants, stupid as a damn rock
and I don't mean latinos either.
Just set the cruise fukks
Had a couple Polocks pull this crap on me, had to get sprayed with salty slush for miles until they both hit a rest stop
yeah pulled in
Tried to explain how rotten what they were doing was
well dodged a fist from one fat body, my girl jumped on the back of the other brother. Ended up a fair night. We left bruised but with a couple bleeding assholes behind us.

Have you been forced behind a semi on a salty, slushy highway ?

1st, you can't see shit
you have to stay a quarter mile back
2nd, they cover your ride with trash, shit have windshields damaged by fat ass truckers pitching stones at me in slush.

When you are the receiving end of this your opinions change drastically

We had a fatty biker that did this shit all the time
one day he done got gun over for his shit
nope wasn't me, he always let me pass

Ass is full of steel and titanium today
can't even ride.
but still a jackass bitching about "cagers" now.
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I ran into a minivan driving soccer mom about four weeks ago, literally ran her over. Two hours prior to our little run in she had cut me off on the interstate. She didn't appreciate me laying on the horn and gave me the one finger salute.

Two hours later same woman, now on a bicycle in a state park, pedals out of a parking/picnic area and blocks the whole trail. She never looked for any trail traffic and I plowed into her. A couple of her sweet bicycle friends also ended up on the ground.

She probably didn't learn anything about merging, yielding or paying attention. She did learn how much it hurts when you pull out in front of a horse, on your bicycle, when it's rolling along at 17mph.
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Not saying it's a daily thing at all but there are a mess of dorks on the highway overall.
Most Bike folk know better
shit, I am Bike folk...

Problem with truckers is they are no longer good ole boys
often immigrants, stupid as a damn rock
and I don't mean latinos either.
Just set the cruise fukks
Had a couple Polocks pull this crap on me, had to get sprayed with salty slush for miles until they both hit a rest stop
yeah pulled in
Tried to explain how rotten what they were doing was
well dodged a fist from one fat body, my girl jumped on the back of the other brother. Ended up a fair night. We left bruised but with a couple bleeding assholes behind us.

Have you been forced behind a semi on a salty, slushy highway ?

1st, you can't see shit
you have to stay a quarter mile back
2nd, they cover your ride with trash, shit have windshields damaged by fat ass truckers pitching stones at me in slush.

When you are the receiving end of this your opinions change drastically

We had a fatty biker that did this shit all the time
one day he done got gun over for his shit
nope wasn't me, he always let me pass

Ass is full of steel and titanium today
can't even ride.
but still a jackass bitching about "cagers" now.


I don't think there are any good ole boys out there anymore driving trucks if it wasn't for needing my CB radio for listening where the portable scales are I'd toss the Damn thing out the window . The truck stops are full of retards trying to start arguments on the CB because their out of hours and their sitting at the truck stop bored out of their minds so this is their form of entertainment

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I rode two time year before last and none this year. Two damn Harleys in the garage and no idea how to try to sell them.
If either is an XR750 I'm interested. That is the only bike I really want.
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Anytime U see an elderly female who has her seat so close to the steering wheel that she can rest her chin on it that's usually a bad sign...
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