The FAL Files  

Go Back   The FAL Files > News & Political Discussion > Politics

Notices

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old September 10, 2017, 19:51   #1951
yellowhand
Dinosaur
Silver Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 67949
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Sierra Vista AZ
Posts: 14,672
Quote:
Originally Posted by Invictus77 View Post
they don't ever realize, we play two shows a day seven days a week around here!
__________________
You may find me dead in a ditch one day, on my knees, but I will be up to my waist in spent rifle brass.
yellowhand is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 10, 2017, 19:52   #1952
yellowhand
Dinosaur
Silver Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 67949
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Sierra Vista AZ
Posts: 14,672
As they look for something to delete, its still on page 40
__________________
You may find me dead in a ditch one day, on my knees, but I will be up to my waist in spent rifle brass.
yellowhand is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 10, 2017, 19:52   #1953
Invictus77
1C 16:13
Bronze Contributor
 
Invictus77's Avatar
 
FALaholic #: 74205
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: Western, KY
Posts: 4,941
....and no extra charge for nipple rings
__________________
A 9 mm "might" expand
A 45 will NEVER shrink!!
Invictus77 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 10, 2017, 19:54   #1954
yellowhand
Dinosaur
Silver Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 67949
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Sierra Vista AZ
Posts: 14,672
Quote:
Originally Posted by Invictus77 View Post
....and no extra charge for nipple rings
At least ya didn't get them caught up in your dental work, just painful thinking about that!
__________________
You may find me dead in a ditch one day, on my knees, but I will be up to my waist in spent rifle brass.
yellowhand is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 10, 2017, 19:54   #1955
12v71
Perched in the MP
Silver Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 71127
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: I'l know when I get there.
Posts: 6,525
Ok, You guys win, I don't have enough posts in this thread to win. I'm sitting here laughing my ass off and Coffee Vixen thinks I need professional help now.
__________________
"Can you lock him out of the marketplace?": My other half talking to Brunop in 2014.

Four out of the five voices in my head say "Go for it"

I'm a heavy equipment mechanic because brain surgery was far too easy.
12v71 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 10, 2017, 19:55   #1956
Texgunner
long-time Texas taxpayer
Silver Contributor
 
Texgunner's Avatar
 
FALaholic #: 4653
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Brokenoak in central Texas-Milam county
Posts: 6,651
Quote:
Originally Posted by yellowhand View Post
At least ya didn't get them caught up in your dental work, just painful thinking about that!
Or dropped in your soup!
__________________
My daddy was a cowboy in his younger days, wild as the west Texas wind. He once told me, "Son, death is a horse you got to ride. So you better get your saddle ready."
Texgunner is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 10, 2017, 19:56   #1957
yellowhand
Dinosaur
Silver Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 67949
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Sierra Vista AZ
Posts: 14,672
Quote:
Originally Posted by 12v71 View Post
Ok, You guys win, I don't have enough posts in this thread to win. I'm sitting here laughing my ass off and Coffee Vixen thinks I need professional help now.
We all need help of some kind, paid professionals ain;t that bad when one is in a hurry.
__________________
You may find me dead in a ditch one day, on my knees, but I will be up to my waist in spent rifle brass.
yellowhand is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 11, 2017, 17:10   #1958
rowjimmy
Diverter of Threads
Gold Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 21662
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Central PA
Posts: 11,717
I don't care if you numb skulls delete some silly posts vying for top billing, but you better not delete any of the fine pictures in this thread or I'm gonna be pissed.

Besides, what the hell happened, did Invictus get drunk, dupe a post 50 times, and then sober up and delete them?

Maybe Blondzilla did not approve?
rowjimmy is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 11, 2017, 17:38   #1959
yellowhand
Dinosaur
Silver Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 67949
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Sierra Vista AZ
Posts: 14,672
Quote:
Originally Posted by rowjimmy View Post
I don't care if you numb skulls delete some silly posts vying for top billing, but you better not delete any of the fine pictures in this thread or I'm gonna be pissed.

Besides, what the hell happened, did Invictus get drunk, dupe a post 50 times, and then sober up and delete them?

Maybe Blondzilla did not approve?
I would take a front to these remarks, if'n it were not true.
__________________
You may find me dead in a ditch one day, on my knees, but I will be up to my waist in spent rifle brass.
yellowhand is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 11, 2017, 17:48   #1960
Exit308
Curio & Relic
Gold Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 62143
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: WA
Posts: 4,697
I take a few days off from working on this epic thread and look at what you bunch of hooligans do.

You guys are the reason we can't have nice things.

__________________
"Barbarism is the natural state of mankind. Civilization is unnatural. It is a whim of circumstance. And barbarism must always ultimately triumph." Robert E. Howard


The truth does not require your belief.
Exit308 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 11, 2017, 17:49   #1961
yellowhand
Dinosaur
Silver Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 67949
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Sierra Vista AZ
Posts: 14,672
Quote:
Originally Posted by Exit308 View Post
I take a few days off from working on this epic thread and look at what you bunch of hooligans do.

You guys are the reason we can't have nice things.

Only reason I ever come here is for the articles!
__________________
You may find me dead in a ditch one day, on my knees, but I will be up to my waist in spent rifle brass.
yellowhand is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 11, 2017, 17:55   #1962
tdb59
not really a gun guy
Bronze Contributor
 
tdb59's Avatar
 
FALaholic #: 63177
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: I am here
Posts: 9,098
Quote:
Originally Posted by 12v71 View Post
You dirty sheepherdin'... ......
__________________
We once were a Nation of Riflemen...


Matthew 5:16

Last edited by tdb59; September 11, 2017 at 22:40. Reason: replaced pic
tdb59 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 11, 2017, 22:29   #1963
12v71
Perched in the MP
Silver Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 71127
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: I'l know when I get there.
Posts: 6,525
Quote:
Originally Posted by tdb59 View Post
Your pic disappeared. But that was my quote. And never play King of the manure pile with a guy from Kentucky. They cheat.
__________________
"Can you lock him out of the marketplace?": My other half talking to Brunop in 2014.

Four out of the five voices in my head say "Go for it"

I'm a heavy equipment mechanic because brain surgery was far too easy.
12v71 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 12, 2017, 04:33   #1964
Invictus77
1C 16:13
Bronze Contributor
 
Invictus77's Avatar
 
FALaholic #: 74205
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: Western, KY
Posts: 4,941
Quote:
Originally Posted by 12v71 View Post
Your pic disappeared. But that was my quote. And never play King of the manure pile with a guy from Kentucky. They cheat.
HEY! I resemble that remark.

PS-I wish there was something I wanted to buy or sell in the MP now. Just know I am in a spot that would make it extra fun to do so
__________________
A 9 mm "might" expand
A 45 will NEVER shrink!!
Invictus77 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 12, 2017, 14:44   #1965
yellowhand
Dinosaur
Silver Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 67949
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Sierra Vista AZ
Posts: 14,672
Invict, are we being insulted, hard ta tell at times?
__________________
You may find me dead in a ditch one day, on my knees, but I will be up to my waist in spent rifle brass.
yellowhand is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 12, 2017, 16:57   #1966
Invictus77
1C 16:13
Bronze Contributor
 
Invictus77's Avatar
 
FALaholic #: 74205
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: Western, KY
Posts: 4,941
Quote:
Originally Posted by yellowhand View Post
Invict, are we being insulted, hard ta tell at times?
That was not an insult towards anyone, but any that do go out from here do not apply to you bro......mostly
__________________
A 9 mm "might" expand
A 45 will NEVER shrink!!
Invictus77 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 12, 2017, 17:14   #1967
yellowhand
Dinosaur
Silver Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 67949
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Sierra Vista AZ
Posts: 14,672
Quote:
Originally Posted by Invictus77 View Post
That was not an insult towards anyone, but any that do go out from here do not apply to you bro......mostly
I thank ya, was worried for .00069 seconds on that one, wow, dodge a bullet I did!
__________________
You may find me dead in a ditch one day, on my knees, but I will be up to my waist in spent rifle brass.
yellowhand is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 12, 2017, 17:49   #1968
rowjimmy
Diverter of Threads
Gold Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 21662
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Central PA
Posts: 11,717
Could we please keep this thread on topic?

rowjimmy is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 12, 2017, 19:15   #1969
yellowhand
Dinosaur
Silver Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 67949
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Sierra Vista AZ
Posts: 14,672
Nope, you keep picking on me for being mathematically deficient, ain;t my fault I ran out of toes and fingers to count on!

You're tha math guy, and you wouldn't even loan me a foot or two when I was fighting with them leftist folks earlier.

Some friend you are.
__________________
You may find me dead in a ditch one day, on my knees, but I will be up to my waist in spent rifle brass.
yellowhand is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 12, 2017, 19:31   #1970
12v71
Perched in the MP
Silver Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 71127
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: I'l know when I get there.
Posts: 6,525
Quote:
Originally Posted by Invictus77 View Post
That was not an insult towards anyone, but any that do go out from here do not apply to you bro......mostly
You know I was just messin' with ya.
__________________
"Can you lock him out of the marketplace?": My other half talking to Brunop in 2014.

Four out of the five voices in my head say "Go for it"

I'm a heavy equipment mechanic because brain surgery was far too easy.
12v71 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 12, 2017, 19:38   #1971
yellowhand
Dinosaur
Silver Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 67949
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Sierra Vista AZ
Posts: 14,672
Quote:
Originally Posted by 12v71 View Post
You know I was just messin' with ya.
I need a hug, that's all I got to say on that!
__________________
You may find me dead in a ditch one day, on my knees, but I will be up to my waist in spent rifle brass.
yellowhand is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 23, 2017, 19:55   #1972
Exit308
Curio & Relic
Gold Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 62143
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: WA
Posts: 4,697
Wow, 11 days without a post. I have been lazy. Here is a little video by one of my favorite Swedes about making Lingonberry jam. Check out the cleavage shot at the 4 minute mark. Such a cute accent and a school teacher to boot.
__________________
"Barbarism is the natural state of mankind. Civilization is unnatural. It is a whim of circumstance. And barbarism must always ultimately triumph." Robert E. Howard


The truth does not require your belief.
Exit308 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 29, 2017, 12:12   #1973
martin35
un viejo gringo
Contributor
Bronze Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 2939
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Texas
Posts: 24,780
This rowjimmy thread is getting like the steak that is chewed and chewed until it's only fit for the hounds.
It's getting harder to pass than a peach seed,,, plus I never found his erection nights any more interesting than Miz rowjimmy does.
This response should be good for a least a dozen more response's or my names not Rumplestiltskin

Last edited by martin35; September 29, 2017 at 12:20.
martin35 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 29, 2017, 12:53   #1974
yellowhand
Dinosaur
Silver Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 67949
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Sierra Vista AZ
Posts: 14,672
__________________
You may find me dead in a ditch one day, on my knees, but I will be up to my waist in spent rifle brass.
yellowhand is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 29, 2017, 19:31   #1975
Exit308
Curio & Relic
Gold Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 62143
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: WA
Posts: 4,697
Quote:
Originally Posted by martin35 View Post
This rowjimmy thread is getting like the steak that is chewed and chewed until it's only fit for the hounds.
It's getting harder to pass than a peach seed,,, plus I never found his erection nights any more interesting than Miz rowjimmy does.
This response should be good for a least a dozen more response's or my names not Rumplestiltskin
1386 views between post 1973 and post 1974 tells me somebody wants to see what's going on in this thread. Who knew?

Sorry about that peach seed. You shouldn't swallow those.
__________________
"Barbarism is the natural state of mankind. Civilization is unnatural. It is a whim of circumstance. And barbarism must always ultimately triumph." Robert E. Howard


The truth does not require your belief.
Exit308 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 30, 2017, 00:36   #1976
rowjimmy
Diverter of Threads
Gold Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 21662
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Central PA
Posts: 11,717
Quote:
Originally Posted by martin35 View Post
This rowjimmy thread is getting like the steak that is chewed and chewed until it's only fit for the hounds.
..
The irony will be lost on you.
rowjimmy is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 30, 2017, 13:34   #1977
rowjimmy
Diverter of Threads
Gold Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 21662
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Central PA
Posts: 11,717
Quote:
Originally Posted by martin35 View Post
This rowjimmy thread is getting like the steak that is chewed and chewed until it's only fit for the hounds.
It's getting harder to pass than a peach seed,,, plus I never found his erection nights any more interesting than Miz rowjimmy does.
This response should be good for a least a dozen more response's or my names not Rumplestiltskin
I realized you must be feeling neglected, here you go ya old fart:









rowjimmy is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 30, 2017, 14:20   #1978
yellowhand
Dinosaur
Silver Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 67949
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Sierra Vista AZ
Posts: 14,672
Well, just damn, that was a very nice gesture!
__________________
You may find me dead in a ditch one day, on my knees, but I will be up to my waist in spent rifle brass.
yellowhand is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 30, 2017, 15:01   #1979
rowjimmy
Diverter of Threads
Gold Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 21662
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Central PA
Posts: 11,717
Quote:
Originally Posted by yellowhand View Post
Well, just damn, that was a very nice gesture!
I know how patriotic he is, aside from the old glory top, the chick in the blue jean cut-offs and white top represented the red-white-and-blue quite well too.
rowjimmy is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 30, 2017, 15:39   #1980
yellowhand
Dinosaur
Silver Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 67949
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Sierra Vista AZ
Posts: 14,672
Quote:
Originally Posted by rowjimmy View Post
I know how patriotic he is, aside from the old glory top, the chick in the blue jean cut-offs and white top represented the red-white-and-blue quite well too.
That was my favorite one as well, very cute!
__________________
You may find me dead in a ditch one day, on my knees, but I will be up to my waist in spent rifle brass.
yellowhand is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 30, 2017, 15:43   #1981
martin35
un viejo gringo
Contributor
Bronze Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 2939
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Texas
Posts: 24,780
Quote:
Originally Posted by yellowhand View Post
Well, just damn, that was a very nice gesture!
rowjimmy always leaves out the best parts,,, that's just sadistic,,, playing on a man's infirmities always is.
martin35 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old September 30, 2017, 16:27   #1982
Exit308
Curio & Relic
Gold Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 62143
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: WA
Posts: 4,697
__________________
"Barbarism is the natural state of mankind. Civilization is unnatural. It is a whim of circumstance. And barbarism must always ultimately triumph." Robert E. Howard


The truth does not require your belief.
Exit308 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 30, 2017, 16:42   #1983
Invictus77
1C 16:13
Bronze Contributor
 
Invictus77's Avatar
 
FALaholic #: 74205
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: Western, KY
Posts: 4,941
Quote:
Originally Posted by martin35 View Post
rowjimmy always leaves out the best parts,,, that's just sadistic,,, playing on a man's infirmities always is.
That third one down looks likely to put you IN the infirmary
__________________
A 9 mm "might" expand
A 45 will NEVER shrink!!
Invictus77 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 30, 2017, 16:55   #1984
Exit308
Curio & Relic
Gold Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 62143
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: WA
Posts: 4,697
Quote:
Originally Posted by Invictus77 View Post
That third one down looks likely to put you IN the infirmary
Yeah, a redhead wearing the Star of David.

I could check two things off my bucket list.
__________________
"Barbarism is the natural state of mankind. Civilization is unnatural. It is a whim of circumstance. And barbarism must always ultimately triumph." Robert E. Howard


The truth does not require your belief.
Exit308 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 30, 2017, 17:12   #1985
Exit308
Curio & Relic
Gold Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 62143
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: WA
Posts: 4,697
My list also has a redheaded Elf on it.

Where would I find one of those?




Oh yeah.
__________________
"Barbarism is the natural state of mankind. Civilization is unnatural. It is a whim of circumstance. And barbarism must always ultimately triumph." Robert E. Howard


The truth does not require your belief.
Exit308 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 30, 2017, 18:10   #1986
brunop
Refresh Key Masher
Platinum Contributor
 
brunop's Avatar
 
FALaholic #: 17136
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Oregon
Posts: 12,114
Quote:
Originally Posted by Invictus77 View Post
That third one down looks likely to put you IN the infirmary
Brother was I going to say something about the third one down. But it didn't have anything about "infirmary" in it.
__________________
Warning to all FalFiles members who may ever want to do business with me on the FF Marketplace:

I support any person who steals 3% from PP by conducting business transactions as Family & Friends transactions. This may impugn my character, and, according to Mark Graham of Arizona Response Systems, means that I'll lie, cheat, and steal from people here *if* there is anything about you that I don't like - or possibly even disagree with.

You may not want to do business with me. In case you forget this, this warning will appear in any future advert in the Marketplace. Consider yourself duly warned.

http://www.falfiles.com/forums/showp...7&postcount=89
brunop is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 30, 2017, 18:13   #1987
yellowhand
Dinosaur
Silver Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 67949
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Sierra Vista AZ
Posts: 14,672
Quote:
Originally Posted by Exit308 View Post
Yeah, a redhead wearing the Star of David.

I could check two things off my bucket list.
Already have, just saying!
__________________
You may find me dead in a ditch one day, on my knees, but I will be up to my waist in spent rifle brass.
yellowhand is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 30, 2017, 19:18   #1988
Invictus77
1C 16:13
Bronze Contributor
 
Invictus77's Avatar
 
FALaholic #: 74205
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: Western, KY
Posts: 4,941
Quote:
Originally Posted by brunop View Post
Brother was I going to say something about the third one down. But it didn't have anything about "infirmary" in it.
You are much more fit than I am and could maybe limp away afterward with only minor bruising
__________________
A 9 mm "might" expand
A 45 will NEVER shrink!!
Invictus77 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 30, 2017, 19:58   #1989
yellowhand
Dinosaur
Silver Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 67949
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Sierra Vista AZ
Posts: 14,672
Quote:
Originally Posted by Invictus77 View Post
You are much more fit than I am and could maybe limp away afterward with only minor bruising
Did someone holler MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
__________________
You may find me dead in a ditch one day, on my knees, but I will be up to my waist in spent rifle brass.
yellowhand is online now   Reply With Quote
Old September 30, 2017, 20:37   #1990
C2A1
Registered
 
FALaholic #: 15514
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 2,209
https://teaandliterature.files.wordp...pg?w=614&h=768
C2A1 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old October 01, 2017, 18:43   #1991
Exit308
Curio & Relic
Gold Contributor
 
FALaholic #: 62143
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: WA
Posts: 4,697
I always thought Liz was hot, and what a talented nose.

__________________
"Barbarism is the natural state of mankind. Civilization is unnatural. It is a whim of circumstance. And barbarism must always ultimately triumph." Robert E. Howard


The truth does not require your belief.
Exit308 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old October 05, 2017, 21:16   #1992
C2A1
Registered
 
FALaholic #: 15514
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 2,209
Good friend of mine had dinner last night with this young lady. Not bad for 53!
http://cdn-img.instyle.com/sites/def...?itok=W4lV6mm7
C2A1 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old October 06, 2017, 02:37   #1993
Roadmarker
Remaining Vigilant 3-7-77
Bronze Contributor
 
Roadmarker's Avatar
 
FALaholic #: 63605
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Helena, Montana
Posts: 3,225
Quote:
Originally Posted by Exit308 View Post
I always thought Liz was hot, and what a talented nose.

Yep, same here!
Roadmarker is online now   Reply With Quote
Old October 06, 2017, 08:06   #1994
Texgunner
long-time Texas taxpayer
Silver Contributor
 
Texgunner's Avatar
 
FALaholic #: 4653
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Brokenoak in central Texas-Milam county
Posts: 6,651
Quote:
Originally Posted by C2A1 View Post
Good friend of mine had dinner last night with this young lady. Not bad for 53!
http://cdn-img.instyle.com/sites/def...?itok=W4lV6mm7
A goddess!
__________________
My daddy was a cowboy in his younger days, wild as the west Texas wind. He once told me, "Son, death is a horse you got to ride. So you better get your saddle ready."
Texgunner is online now   Reply With Quote
Old October 12, 2017, 18:12   #1995
C2A1
Registered
 
FALaholic #: 15514
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 2,209
Always liked her. She has had a rough time with cancer but man she steps up to the line.
http://adultpicz.com/wp-content/uplo...legate-org.jpg
C2A1 is online now   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 04:18.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©1998-2015 The FAL Files