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Old October 12, 2018, 04:48   #1
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Proof that she's nuts?

Birds of a feather...

https://www.breitbart.com/big-govern...port-squirrel/

"Airline personnel removed a woman from her flight departing out of Orlando, Florida, on Tuesday evening for carrying what she said was an “emotional support squirrel.”

Mother-F'er! There's squirrels on a plane! Where's Samuel L. when you need him...
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Old October 12, 2018, 06:38   #2
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Nuttier than squirrel shit!

At least she carries a portable sandwich, so there's that.
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Old October 12, 2018, 08:02   #3
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She's pretty squirrelly if you ax me.
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Old October 12, 2018, 08:13   #4
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This is great. At least she outs herself immediately. Would you want to be on a plane with that nut? I think they should all carry emotional support squirrels. That way we can just throw them out instantly. If only it were all so simple.
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Old October 12, 2018, 09:27   #5
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This is actually getting quite common, as unmarried women, of any age, with no family hubby or kids, go bonkers on the natural hormones oxytocin and estrogen; homones designed to enslave them to a family, as God planned.

Chimps, cats, and other bizarre choices abound as substitutes.
Cat houses stink.

Airlines have to draw the line; animals go into storage.
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Old October 12, 2018, 10:30   #6
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At least we know it wasn't Rocky.

No one ever gives me trouble about my Comfort Scorpion that travels with me everywhere.

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Old October 12, 2018, 11:14   #7
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Obviously it doesnt take a blind Squirrel to find a nutjob! I bet if this twot could if she’d try - for a Comfort Grizzley!
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we used to call people "squirrel bait" when we wanted to say that they were nuts.
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It could have been worse than a squirrel. Like a wolverine or a diamondback rattlesnake....

I really don't understand what it is with all of these support animals. Are some people that emotionally unhinged that the need for the constant presence of some critter helps them get through the day?

Come to think of it I feel the need for some support myself. Like the Swedish Bikini Team....

And so it goes.


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Old October 12, 2018, 22:34   #10
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It could have been worse than a squirrel. Like a wolverine or a diamondback rattlesnake....



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Or a honey badger.

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