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Old May 13, 2019, 17:39   #1
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Manscaping

Not sure what to say but if a guy is using this he ain't no guy in my book. Sorry but I have fallen off the earth and don't want to come back. Pedo look! Real metrosexuals!!!
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Old May 13, 2019, 17:43   #2
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Are you sure it is not a fake ad, i.e. from a comedy show?
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Old May 13, 2019, 18:01   #3
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I don't think so as I know someone who has bought ball powder from this company.
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Old May 13, 2019, 20:03   #4
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Not sure what to say but if a guy is using this he ain't no guy in my book. Sorry but I have fallen off the earth and don't want to come back. Pedo look! Real metrosexuals!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30pbTZwhec8
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Old May 13, 2019, 20:07   #5
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Old May 14, 2019, 00:04   #6
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Not sure what to say but if a guy is using this he ain't no guy in my book. Sorry but I have fallen off the earth and don't want to come back. Pedo look! Real metrosexuals!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30pbTZwhec8
You must not get laid alot (or only from women who were 'active' in the 70's)

Chicks 'appreciate" not flossing unless they are standing in the bathroom, just like us! (I've been known to hand a chick a razor)

Not going to shave my body or anything, but I want her choking on something other than hairballs!

And no, not a metrosexual. I haven't owned a hair brush in years, wouldn't own beard oil, drive a pickup and probably live further out in the woods than you. (Spent today butchering animals and working in the garden)

When's the last time you checked out a woman in a bikini sporting bush?
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Old May 14, 2019, 10:32   #7
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When's the last time you checked out a woman in a bikini sporting bush?[/QUOTE]

Can't say I would be aghast at the sight of it. But on the other hand, the slick, razor burn look, or prepubescent look of a 9 year old ain't so great either. Well landscaped, yet not deforested, is much better. Natural looking, cleaner looking, and no doubt, healthier as well.
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Old May 14, 2019, 10:58   #8
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Well have done OK. Married now (OMG 25 years now) and damn glad I don't have to waste time dealing with my hormones and doing stuff like man triming to get any. I showed this to my wife and she said if you do that you can find somewhere else to sleep. Asked my son who is 20 about it and all he said "Pop, you know men get stupid over it and will do anything to get it." So what are you going to do? ask I. MGTOW is his reply. I guess I lived life when the living was good. Too complicated now days!
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Old May 14, 2019, 11:01   #9
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God put hair there for a reason.

I'm not sure what the reason is, but I don't second guess the Creator.
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Old May 14, 2019, 11:30   #10
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Any "man" that shaves his balls for any reason other than to deny tiny livestock a range upon which to roam should just go ahead and slice them off and be done with it.
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Old May 14, 2019, 12:06   #11
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I'm not sure what the reason is, but I don't second guess the Creator.
The evidence speaks clearly: God's made a lot of questionable decisions.



A lot of dudes here really care about other dudes' body hair. Interesting.
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Old May 14, 2019, 13:14   #12
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wouldn't own beard oil,
i use Dr Naylor's udder balm on the beard in the winter, and it has a nice clove smell, as a bonus.
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Nonetheless you disgust me, and I take comfort in the knowledge that your obituary will be nowhere near as humorous as mine.


The next time I hear "THE RANGE IS NOW HOT", it just wont be the same.

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So we're supposed to buy crap to keep from losing hair,or re-grow what we lost,AND shave everywhere else? Screw that. The girls can run their fingers thru my pelt.Shaving it off?Nope.
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Old May 14, 2019, 14:54   #14
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C'mon! Nobody wants to be a porn star with their girl?
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Old May 14, 2019, 19:50   #15
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Was recently reading an article ( don't remember where but it was a serious, reputable source ) that noted that the incidence of "genital critters" such as lice and some forms of STDs is down very considerably and is believed to be due to the trend of shaving "down there". God may have put it down there for a reason, but there's lots of stuff he apparently did that he has allowed to become "surplus to requirements" over time. Most folks these days survive just fine without having a pelt like a wooly mammoth. Waaaaay back then, not so much.

Just sayin', is all - don't feel the need to mow the lawn at my age
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Old May 14, 2019, 20:59   #16
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Was recently reading an article ( don't remember where but it was a serious, reputable source ) that noted that the incidence of "genital critters" such as lice and some forms of STDs is down very considerably and is believed to be due to the trend of shaving "down there".

Just sayin', is all - don't feel the need to mow the lawn at my age
You been reading Cosmopolitan magazine again, Jim?
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Old May 14, 2019, 22:03   #17
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You can really tell who the old people are around here.
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Old May 14, 2019, 23:50   #18
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Not sure what to say but if a guy is using this he ain't no guy in my book. Sorry but I have fallen off the earth and don't want to come back. Pedo look! Real metrosexuals!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30pbTZwhec8
https://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norel...01&sr=8-3&th=1


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Bushy pubic hair has become so unusual as to become a fetish, or shall we say niche market.
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Old May 15, 2019, 06:54   #20
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You been reading Cosmopolitan magazine again, Jim?
ARRRGHHH, NO ! Not GQ, either Gah !

Might have been one of the GFs medical bulletins, not sure as it was probably a year ago at least.
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Bushy pubic hair has become so unusual as to become a fetish, or shall we say niche market.
Clever.
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ARRRGHHH, NO ! Not GQ, either Gah !

Might have been one of the GFs medical bulletins, not sure as it was probably a year ago at least.
Aviation Week, then?
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Aviation Week, then?

Maybe - could have been the section on hairplanes and trim tabs!
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way too much info in this thread. i am willing ot discuss using udder balm on a beard in winter, but anything more is just perving.
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If the concept of heading on down to the local Home Depot and transforming $100 worth of random pipe bits into a killing machine doesn’t appeal to you, you’re a frikkin' pansy. Also, you’re probably sane and will live significantly longer than I will.

Nonetheless you disgust me, and I take comfort in the knowledge that your obituary will be nowhere near as humorous as mine.


The next time I hear "THE RANGE IS NOW HOT", it just wont be the same.

Max tried another question. "What sort of people live about here?"
"In THAT direction," the Jin said, waving its right paw round, "lives a Han: And in THAT direction," waving the other paw, "lives a Ming Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad."
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Max remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Jin: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Max.
"You must be," said the Jin, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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ARRRGHHH, NO ! Not GQ, either Gah !

Might have been one of the GFs medical bulletins, not sure as it was probably a year ago at least.
Could've been Penthouse, we only get them for the articles ya know.
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I trim and groom my junk in replica of Trevi Fountain. Yeah, it takes a while to get it just right but I'm usually bored in church anyhow.
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Well, it appears I've seen it all, there's nothing left on the internet to see as this thread is evidence there's nothing left to talk about.

So grateful, I can finally ditch my home internet connection.
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