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Old April 20, 2017, 00:04   #3151
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Not all Princes are Charming.
She lives in the forest with 7 dwarfs, I'm going to go out on a limb and say she's had worse on her face.
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Old April 20, 2017, 06:38   #3152
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She lives in the forest with 7 dwarfs, I'm going to go out on a limb and say she's had worse on her face.
Dude, get your fairy tales straight...you are confusing Snow White and Sleeping Beauty!

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Old April 20, 2017, 07:03   #3153
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Old April 20, 2017, 07:17   #3154
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Old April 20, 2017, 07:38   #3155
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Which Snow White do you prefer?
Number 2, please.
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Old April 20, 2017, 08:32   #3156
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Not all Princes are Charming.

Snowballin'!!! Hahahaha!!!
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Old April 21, 2017, 06:53   #3157
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Philippines.

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Old April 21, 2017, 08:17   #3158
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Philippines.

Imagine that ... fire melting steel.
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Old April 21, 2017, 08:42   #3160
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Philippines.

They hadn't shut those down!??!?
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Old April 21, 2017, 09:38   #3161
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Old April 21, 2017, 09:39   #3162
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Old April 21, 2017, 09:43   #3163
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They hadn't shut those down!??!?
Evidently not. They did have a flashover but from what I can see they didn't drop any conductors. Frigging third world, fellers this is whats heading our way. Some would argue it's already here and I for one would not contest it.

Looked to me like they built a slum right under the tower. Good thing we don't permit flammables to be kept under critical infrastructure, God only knows some crackhead might decide to light it up and burn down an interstate highway or something ...
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Old April 21, 2017, 11:39   #3164
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Evidently not. They did have a flashover but from what I can see they didn't drop any conductors. Frigging third world, fellers this is whats heading our way. Some would argue it's already here and I for one would not contest it.

Looked to me like they built a slum right under the tower. Good thing we don't permit flammables to be kept under critical infrastructure, God only knows some crackhead might decide to light it up and burn down an interstate highway or something ...
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Old April 21, 2017, 18:41   #3166
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Old April 21, 2017, 19:26   #3167
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A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
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Old April 21, 2017, 21:02   #3170
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What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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Old April 21, 2017, 23:05   #3171
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Old April 21, 2017, 23:28   #3172
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They'd sprayed water on that, also - and it didn't fall onto it's own 'foot print', or electrocute anyone!
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Hmmm,

Took the full load......of data.

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That video was FREAKING awesome!
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Who does this imitate ?
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