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Old May 21, 2018, 14:35   #1751
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Old May 21, 2018, 17:18   #1752
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I forget who but someone here on the files called it the white hut during the obama years.

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No sense in using paper body targets when you can shoot at the real thing, in this case it would be a twofer deal and ya can't beat that.

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No sense in using paper body targets when you can shoot at the real thing, in this case it would be a twofer deal and ya can't beat that. Mark
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That actually made me laugh out loud...Jedi Master Ki-Adi-Mundi at a strip club !

No wonder he always seemed to be half-assing it at those council meetings.
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Old May 25, 2018, 22:51   #1764
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I know which one I'd shoot first.
If you got them together like this one ought to do it for both.

I never see any tears for our own kids out of these jack wagons and we all know why, dumb ass voters that’s why.
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thought this one up this AM waiting for the coffee to finish brewing ........ enjoy

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Oh, man. This will peg me. To prime the pump,

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Understand that? Then this is for you:
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Every time my wife walks by me and asks what I'm looking at on ipad I slam the lid and shout "PORN!", she just says uh-huh, Guns again, eh? Love it!

And yeaaaah, its more like 120.........

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If 20 has her upset, he needs to trade up for a better unit
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Old May 26, 2018, 17:19   #1770
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Old May 27, 2018, 23:19   #1772
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When I was in high school, a politician spoke at our FFA banquet about the dangers of "bi-hydrogen oxide" and how many millions it has killed and is still killing. His office, when he originally made the argument, was flooded with people calling for the ban, and eventual complete elimination of H2O. I loved it, at 16 years old.
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Old May 28, 2018, 18:14   #1774
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Old May 28, 2018, 18:34   #1776
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Yes, I remember that competition. I won second place. In my defense, I believe he was cheated by using steroids.
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Old May 30, 2018, 06:08   #1778
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...or was it Viagra?
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Oh sheet, I’m selling! I don’t wanna be beat! 20? I’m so screwed!
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