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Old January 11, 2019, 07:27   #1
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Sleep Robot?

Well if you are having trouble sleeping, you could always try this..I think this is the new digital comfort blanket for Millennials. I think I'm all set with the sleep aids I have now...an 11 year old dog that snores and kicks me and a wife that talks in her sleep:



Meet the Somnox Sleep Robot

Your ultimate sleep companion.

1 out of 5 people in the world has sleeping problems. At this moment, many people rely on addictive sleep medication that have many side-effects. Somnox is on a mission to change that.

When spooning the Sleep Robot during the night you will be soothed to sleep by the following functions, tickling the senses to relax body and mind.
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Time to get the sleep that you deserve..

The Sleep Robot simulates breathing rhythms. Because your breathing naturally adjusts to another breathing pattern, the Sleep Robot is able to slow down your breathing. This makes you relax, making it easier to sleep.

Additionally, the Sleep Robot can function as an external point to focus your thoughts on, clearing your head of unwanted thoughts and stress. Also, sounds (such as a guided meditation or a heartbeat) are used to help you fall asleep and will turn off as soon as you are asleep:
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Old January 11, 2019, 10:29   #2
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My biggest sleep problem is this damned job keeps interrupting it.
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Old January 11, 2019, 14:01   #3
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I hope that this will fit in my rolling carryon
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Old January 11, 2019, 17:06   #4
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I was expecting a happy face robot with a big wooden mallet. Oh well.
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The wind blows, the rain falls, the flag snaps its bravery in the dark as two dogs boil for attention at my feet.

Of course it is a true story. You just couldn't make up something like that, no way.
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Old January 11, 2019, 17:17   #5
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My biggest sleep problem is this damned job keeps interrupting it.
Or having to get up to take a whiz
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Old January 11, 2019, 17:25   #6
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How it works....Female not included:

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Old January 11, 2019, 17:42   #7
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This is what cats, dogs, husbands or wives are for. One of my pit bulls is broken though because he snores, really loud too. They are also my bed monkeys.
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Matthew 25:1 thru 25:10 Be ready!

The written word sometimes like poetry is never really finished but merely abandoned.

I live alone in the middle of nowhere with two dogs and a cat, what do you think about that.

The wind blows, the rain falls, the flag snaps its bravery in the dark as two dogs boil for attention at my feet.

Of course it is a true story. You just couldn't make up something like that, no way.
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Old January 11, 2019, 19:46   #8
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I sleep better with something with a 20 round mag.
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Old January 11, 2019, 23:34   #9
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Only 1 out of 5? Wow. I think a nanny and a soundproof door on the kids' room would fix our sleep problems...
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Old January 12, 2019, 00:51   #10
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It could at least look like a teddy bear. Or just wear a teddy.
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