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Old August 14, 2018, 06:44   #51
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Pics or it didn't happen You old fuckers are full of urban legends if there wasn't a saucer involved. You actually talking about squatting onto a table?

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Old August 14, 2018, 11:14   #52
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I'm not, yet. But totally would. As long as I had some duct tape so she'd shut up.
I would do her too, and for the same reasons, keep some duct tape around.
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Old August 14, 2018, 12:47   #53
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And yes, we had smart phones back then, the smart ones had these round dials with numbers and the dumb ones, you just spun a little crank on the side.
I remember as a kid our family having ONE phone, a really Smart Phone, a big rectangular one bolted to the wall in the kitchen, the one with the big round dial. It was so smart sometimes when you picked it up it would already be talking. Two people talking, but not to us kids. I think we shared that "party line" with 2 other families. Just a good thing they didn't know who we were cause our folks would'na been too happy with us if they found out what we were up to, we were just funnin'
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Old August 14, 2018, 14:22   #54
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...she picks up her receiver when she knows it's my ring. why don't you mind your own business? if you mind your business you'll be happy all the time.
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Nonetheless you disgust me, and I take comfort in the knowledge that your obituary will be nowhere near as humorous as mine.


The next time I hear "THE RANGE IS NOW HOT", it just wont be the same.

Max tried another question. "What sort of people live about here?"
"In THAT direction," the Jin said, waving its right paw round, "lives a Han: And in THAT direction," waving the other paw, "lives a Ming Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad."
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Max remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Jin: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Max.
"You must be," said the Jin, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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Old August 15, 2018, 22:05   #55
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...she picks up her receiver when she knows it's my ring. why don't you mind your own business? if you mind your business you'll be happy all the time.
I will let you know once I'm done with her.

Minding one's own business nowadays is in part the reason why we as a nation got into this mess, but I guess you were just kidding, right ?
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Old August 16, 2018, 08:09   #56
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I will let you know once I'm done with her.

Minding one's own business nowadays is in part the reason why we as a nation got into this mess, but I guess you were just kidding, right ?
It's an old Hank Williams song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZH2bmbUTl4
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It's an old Hank Williams song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZH2bmbUTl4
This should be adopted by Great Britain and the EU concerning Israel.
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This should be adopted by Great Britain and the EU concerning Israel.
Jr did it too. I like Dad's version better though. Thanks for the link Mark.
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Old August 17, 2018, 11:28   #59
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If the concept of heading on down to the local Home Depot and transforming $100 worth of random pipe bits into a killing machine doesnít appeal to you, youíre a frikkin' pansy. Also, youíre probably sane and will live significantly longer than I will.

Nonetheless you disgust me, and I take comfort in the knowledge that your obituary will be nowhere near as humorous as mine.


The next time I hear "THE RANGE IS NOW HOT", it just wont be the same.

Max tried another question. "What sort of people live about here?"
"In THAT direction," the Jin said, waving its right paw round, "lives a Han: And in THAT direction," waving the other paw, "lives a Ming Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad."
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Max remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Jin: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Max.
"You must be," said the Jin, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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Old September 05, 2018, 12:10   #60
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The "culture" of ghetto blacks and the "culture" of middle-class blacks, is not the same. Nor is the behavior.
It is when they vote.
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Old September 05, 2018, 13:23   #61
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Don't be ridiculous! You think one's skin color influences the way they vote? Raciss.......
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Yeah. Letís seem em. She could eat an apple through a picket fence fur sure

Dated a PR once. Beautiful girl with huge front bumps. She was only crazy when she started drinking. Problem was that she started craving coke when drinking. Nope. No way Iím dealing with that

Well, you should have got her a rum and coke then.

Oh, I get it, not that kind of coke.......
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How times have changed. Back in the '60s it would have been a Mao jacket. The great helmsman must be rolling in his grave.
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Old September 13, 2018, 12:44   #67
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Nonetheless you disgust me, and I take comfort in the knowledge that your obituary will be nowhere near as humorous as mine.


The next time I hear "THE RANGE IS NOW HOT", it just wont be the same.

Max tried another question. "What sort of people live about here?"
"In THAT direction," the Jin said, waving its right paw round, "lives a Han: And in THAT direction," waving the other paw, "lives a Ming Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad."
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Max remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Jin: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Max.
"You must be," said the Jin, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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Old September 13, 2018, 14:36   #68
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What--where's her horse mouth smile? And where is her cleavage if she's got big melons? She really hides them well unlike Stormy Daniels. I just don't see the hype in this Soros puppet.
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Old September 14, 2018, 22:29   #69
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What--where's her horse mouth smile? And where is her cleavage if she's got big melons? She really hides them well unlike Stormy Daniels. I just don't see the hype in this Soros puppet.
I would say that her melons are about average size.
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I would say that her melons are about average size.
I think you are correct in your analysis. Now for the real clincher---does she have dark brown silver dollar nipples or perky little pink ones? Somebody has to ask this pertinent question. lol
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I think you are correct in your analysis. Now for the real clincher---does she have dark brown silver dollar nipples or perky little pink ones? Somebody has to ask this pertinent question. lol
LOL.

I would not mind seeing her in a swimsuit or lingerie.
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