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Old January 31, 2019, 16:35   #2751
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Old January 31, 2019, 17:06   #2753
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Knew a parts delivery gal once, was in my younger doing crazy shyte days. She was a blond who liked to wear a pink mini skirt on deliveries. One of the guys in the body shop told her if she painted her Ford Mustang Chevy Camaro blue, it'd go faster. She believed him and had the car painted blue. She was quite enjoyable after a couple coolers. She should've been a bloody Nobel prize winner with all the information she swallowed.
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OK, I realize I'm a bit late to the party...
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Old February 04, 2019, 18:40   #2764
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Obviously a city slicker who's never had hasenfeffer. This reminds of a story:

My son's first freedom with a pellet rifle; he and his buddies took it out to a neighboring field just outside town and shot a jack-rabbit. Of course I made them gut it, clean it, and then I helped them cook it. I wanted to make a point about eating what they killed.

I took such care to cook that rabbit, sauteedit slowly in butter and white wine, all along figuring no matter how much effort we put in, this would cure them of ever shooting a jack rabbit again.

Not so much. That jack rabbit actually tasted like chicken. They ate the whole thing!

Two weeks later they showed up with two more, these much bigger. Again, I did my best impression of a gourmet, but this time I succeeded. Those nasty buggers tasted worse than shoe leather, and were about as tough.
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Obviously a city slicker who's never had hasenfeffer. This reminds of a story:

My son's first freedom with a pellet rifle; he and his buddies took it out to a neighboring field just outside town and shot a jack-rabbit. Of course I made them gut it, clean it, and then I helped them cook it. I wanted to make a point about eating what they killed.

I took such care to cook that rabbit, sauteedit slowly in butter and white wine, all along figuring no matter how much effort we put in, this would cure them of ever shooting a jack rabbit again.

Not so much. That jack rabbit actually tasted like chicken. They ate the whole thing!

Two weeks later they showed up with two more, these much bigger. Again, I did my best impression of a gourmet, but this time I succeeded. Those nasty buggers tasted worse than shoe leather, and were about as tough.
You've tasted shoeleather ???

Kidding aside, great way to teach the younguns the lesson
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I find that now, that I am older, I do that a lot.
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Old February 06, 2019, 14:28   #2772
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I bet all those pigs have ring around the collar. They should have put dickheads on all the other Dems that are not dressed in white.

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Old February 07, 2019, 13:43   #2777
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so does that make 7.62x51
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so does that make 7.62x51


After 4-500m, .308/7.62x51mm is definitely the burnout between the two.
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Never would have thought you were a sandal wearing hippie
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'Sokay - no black socks

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Oh yeah man, that's just the way I roll.

Peace, love, drugs, beads, bells, incense, light shows, crash pads, and hara krishna all you groovy freaks.

Wow, dig it, right on, and power to the people
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Peace, love, drugs, beads, bells, incense, light shows, crash pads, and hara krishna all you groovy freaks.

Wow, dig it, right on, and power to the people
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