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Old September 13, 2018, 15:29   #1
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Save your money southerners

If the power is off a while due to the storm then you will need money along about April for baby showers.
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Old September 13, 2018, 16:46   #2
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If the power is off a while due to the storm then you will need money along about April for baby showers.
For the young ones, yes. Me, not so.
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Old September 14, 2018, 06:56   #3
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If the power is off a while due to the storm then you will need money along about April for baby showers.
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Old September 14, 2018, 11:55   #4
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Arousal has many causes,,, hurricanes are probably the least effective.
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Old September 14, 2018, 12:06   #5
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Arousal has many causes,,, hurricanes are probably the least effective.
How many kids you got of your own Martin?
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Old September 16, 2018, 06:29   #6
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Arousal has many causes,,, hurricanes are probably the least effective.
That's not what my wife says. She claims that I get horny every time the wind blows.
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Old September 16, 2018, 07:27   #7
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That's not what my wife says. She claims that I get horny every time the wind blows.
Well, she did say "blow"
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Old October 10, 2018, 12:40   #9
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That's not what my wife says. She claims that I get horny every time the wind blows.
Were you in the Navy? A Chief taught us that he whacked off so many times in the shower that he would get an erection every time it got cloudy.

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Old October 11, 2018, 07:14   #11
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