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Old March 01, 2018, 10:34   #1451
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Old March 01, 2018, 20:04   #1455
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Old March 02, 2018, 11:02   #1459
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Old March 03, 2018, 19:09   #1469
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I love this guy, even said the same to a few younguns myself a few times!!!!!
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Old March 04, 2018, 20:17   #1473
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Old March 05, 2018, 19:53   #1474
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Old March 06, 2018, 07:44   #1475
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I love this guy, even said the same to a few younguns myself a few times!!!!!
Yer tellin' me the old timer trained with a red dot sight, weapon light, IR laser, and suppressor, and did so on an M4? I'm gonna guess that youngster is far better trained and definitely better equipped than that old timer could have ever dreamed of being.

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no, he was carrying a real rifle, a M1
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Snarky "old Corps". LOL ^^^^^^^^
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At least Modern Joe has a pretty damn good chance of hitting anything on a dark night.
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