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August 18, 2012, 09:23
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Anything but a Canuck.....
apparently spics,muzzies, etc are OK, but canadians are dangerous.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/have...en-click-here/ da text: Love makes us do crazy things. Unfortunately for one Playboy Playmate, deciding to follow her heart might mean spending as many as 10 years behind bars. On Friday, 2004 playmate Colleen Shannon, 34, was arrested after she reportedly tried to smuggle a man believed to be her boyfriend into the U.S. from Canada. She was released on bond on Friday night after police charged her with “bringing in and harboring aliens” — constituting a violation of a federal statute, the New York Daily News reports. She faces ten years in prison if convicted. U.S. Customs and Border Protection made the arrest. And just in case you ever wondered, this is what a Playboy playmate’s mug shot looks like: In this handout image provided by the Clinton County Sheriff's Department, model Colleen Shannon is see in a police booking photo August 16, 2012 in Plattsburgh, New York (Photo by Clinton County Sheriff'€™s Department via Getty Images) (Photo by Clinton County Sheriff's Department via Getty Images) The Daily Mail was even kind enough to include Shannon’s measurements and a list of her turn-ons: Shannon – whose measurements are 34-25-34 – now works as a nightclub DJ and is referred to as the “world’s sexiest DJ.” She can probably add “world’s sexiest convict” on to her list of accolades. According to her 2004 Playboy profile, Shannon – who is from Alaska, is turned-on by ‘positivity and supportiveness’ while turn-offs include negativity and a bad kisser. On that profile, she writes: “Everyone is put here to do something. Your subconscious tells you the things that you love to do, but a lot of people put those things aside.” “I think if you stick to things you love, nine times out of ten, circumstances are going to go your way and you will live a happy life.” The New York Daily News reports that Shannon “has graced the covers of Krown, K Kandy, Vintash, FHM, Bella Petite, L.A. Direct and Model. She also posed for a centerfold spread for Maxim- Czech Republic.” (Chris Jackson/Getty Images) Last edited by okiefarmer; August 18, 2012 at 10:23. Reason: no such thing as a "candian" (sp) |
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August 18, 2012, 10:22
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when legend becomes fact
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We have a open border with Canada,,, hundrds of crossings are unguarded.
How does the charge come about, what kind of profiling differentiates between a Alaskan and a Canadian,,,eh,,, they have very similar body temperatures,,, eh. A very old friend up in Waco brought one home 35 years ago and has been doing the same thing to her the playmate planned to do her Canadian.
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August 18, 2012, 10:27
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Whoa,
Amazing what make up does, huge difference to wake up to. Stupid is as stupid does, as far as smuggling goes. Thorack
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August 18, 2012, 10:56
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I would have thought smuggling Canadians would be like smuggling tits for a playmate,,, how does it go wrong?
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August 18, 2012, 10:57
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" “bringing in and harboring aliens” — constituting a violation of a federal statute, the New York Daily News reports."
What?!?! isn't this the same thing that Obama and Holder are doing? Just wondering. Dan |
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August 18, 2012, 11:03
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August 18, 2012, 11:33
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http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...icle-1.1138823
You can come from Canada, unless you is on the list of people who cannot come here. An enhanced drivers license is required, or a passport. Guy, who was hidden in a large bag, may not be Canadian at all, but a furriener---one who can't come here. I suspect that this bimbo, has a terrorist-type boyfriend, who is also misunderstood. I'll bet she just got on the no fly list, and cannot get back into Canada, for love or money. She was headed to Texas anyway, and responsibility gets turned over to Martin. Last edited by V guy; August 18, 2012 at 17:26. |
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August 18, 2012, 17:53
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She needs more airbrushing and her ta-tas would double as floatation devices.
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August 19, 2012, 12:41
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http://video.canadiancontent.net/199...me-canada.html
Blame Canada Lyrics SHEILA: Times have changed Our kids are getting worse They won't obey the parents They just want to fart and curse! SHARON: Should we blame the government? LIANE: Or blame society? STUART/GERALD/RANDY: Or should we blame the images on TV? SHEILA: No, blame Canada! EVERYONE: Blame Canada! SHEILA: With all their beady little eyes And flapping heads so full of lies EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Blame Canada! SHEILA: We need to form a full assault EVERYONE: It's Canada's fault! SHARON: Don't blame me for my son Stan He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan! LIANE: And my boy Eric, once, had my picture on his shelf But now when I see him he tells me to **** myself SHEILA: Well, blame Canada! EVERYONE: Blame Canada! SHEILA: It seems that everything's gone wrong Since Canada came along EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Blame Canada! COPY SHOP EMPLOYEE: They're not even a real country anyway CAROL: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue EVERYONE: Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire? Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? SHEILA: Heck, no! EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Blame Canada! SHEILA: With all their hockey hullabaloo LIANE: And that bitch Anne Murray, too EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Shame on Canada for... The smut we must cut The trash we must bash The laughter and fun must all be undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
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August 20, 2012, 02:26
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I generally seize the assets of girls like her.
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