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who said that gun guys aren't funny? who said that about plain people?
saw this on another forum:
 east prospect is about 10 miles from my place: 
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If the concept of heading on down to the local Home Depot and transforming $100 worth of random pipe bits into a killing machine doesn’t appeal to you, you’re a frikkin' pansy. Also, you’re probably sane and will live significantly longer than I will. Nonetheless you disgust me, and I take comfort in the knowledge that your obituary will be nowhere near as humorous as mine. The next time I hear "THE RANGE IS NOW HOT", it just wont be the same. Max tried another question. "What sort of people live about here?" "In THAT direction," the Jin said, waving its right paw round, "lives a Han: And in THAT direction," waving the other paw, "lives a Ming Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad." "But I don't want to go among mad people," Max remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Jin: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Max. "You must be," said the Jin, "or you wouldn't have come here." |
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June 11, 2018, 11:10
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HAHA!
http://www.laymansgunshop.com/amish-...ceiver-8613987 Rumspringa. http://amishamerica.com/what-is-rumspringa/
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June 11, 2018, 12:13
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Noice!
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June 11, 2018, 13:11
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Amusing for sure, but on my own personal AR it would slowly but surely bug the heck out of me.
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June 12, 2018, 08:17
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So I guess they are all milspec, to be "plain?"
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June 12, 2018, 08:30
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June 12, 2018, 11:54
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If the concept of heading on down to the local Home Depot and transforming $100 worth of random pipe bits into a killing machine doesn’t appeal to you, you’re a frikkin' pansy. Also, you’re probably sane and will live significantly longer than I will. Nonetheless you disgust me, and I take comfort in the knowledge that your obituary will be nowhere near as humorous as mine. The next time I hear "THE RANGE IS NOW HOT", it just wont be the same. Max tried another question. "What sort of people live about here?" "In THAT direction," the Jin said, waving its right paw round, "lives a Han: And in THAT direction," waving the other paw, "lives a Ming Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad." "But I don't want to go among mad people," Max remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Jin: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Max. "You must be," said the Jin, "or you wouldn't have come here." |
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June 12, 2018, 15:46
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I want one of the shirts.
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June 12, 2018, 15:57
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I might have to get me one of them and give it to Lebanon Levi for his birthday.
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June 12, 2018, 19:23
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June 12, 2018, 20:10
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June 12, 2018, 20:14
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June 13, 2018, 07:53
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gotta put a beard on that rifle and make it smell like the horse.
we have lots of them here in Indiana county Pa. most are good people to deal with, the young girls can range from something like the wicked witch of the west with a hair growing out of a wart to stunningly beautiful playboy material. we always joke around here that if your bang one make sure she has had a bath and take the curry comb to find it. 
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June 15, 2018, 10:02
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Amish Paradise.....
https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg
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They all look autistic to me, them Amish - weird lot, they make good cheese , I hear!
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A schwing and Amish.
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